Can you get
Can you get me Palin’s number??
(Bill Clinton)
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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so you are first to what? You didn’t leave a comment about the picture, you are just yelling FIRST!!!!! like a five year old that made it to the front of the line. The line for what, you ask? You’re not sure, but you are sure as hell FIRST!!!!!
Srsly, can someone explain this to me? I see it everywhere on all these sites and it drives me crazy. Cause technically, peaches, you ain’t first…
Is there some sort of underground LOL contest that the whole class should know about?
Here is the only thing you need to know: STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS!
And suddenly all is clear…
LOL…but in a sad way.
And you were second.
Now this is funny!
I agree!
Lol Clinton’s a horndog… Giggity giggity!
The Vulcan guy with the brown tie totally looks like he’s just received an ethically inappropriate directive, too.
Your right, at least with Monica Bill had some taste, but seriously…Palin?
You really don’t listen to yourself speak!
Oh but I do. Do you really think what you are implying?
Palin > Monica? I don’t see why I shouldn’t, she’s a beauty next to Monica “Under-the-Podium” Lewinsky.
I don’t know what is beautiful about a soul-sucking droid, but then again, I’m not a republican.
I find Palin hot but I have a weakness for women in conservative dress. They just seem to need a release Really bad. Then again, I like a lot of things about women.
No, you just hate them BECAUSE they’re Republicans. Hence, the unsubstantiated name-calling. Typical Liberal lemming… “Palin’s a soul-sucking droid because my bosses tell me she is.”
Brilliant.
Thank you, Fritty, for not being a liberal lemming
I knew it had to be coming soon! Oh, Bill, you rascal.
That’s what _she_ said
Win!
Haha…ha…ha…
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*cough*
…ha…
I actually saw a headline that read “McCain Taps Sarah Palin for VP”. Sadly, the article didn’t contain any comments from Bill Clinton to the effect of “Yeah, I’d tap that too!”
Oh, and Palin’s not fat enough for Bill’s tastes.
I tried to find the funny in this – and I couldn’t…because it’s pretty well known that Clinton has never really cared about such things. Remember that skinny/ugly redneck chick from Arkansas that sued him? She wasn’t fat. I don’t think he’s that picky. Palin would probably be a treat.
Except that she is so puritanical it would likely involve a sheet with a hole in it.
Oh, you just don’t know… those up tight conservative women are UNBELIEVABLE when they decide it’s time to do some sinnin’…
She does have 5 kids, and coming from a former uptight conservative woman…hehehe…we’re fun.
Repubs love to screw. They’ll screw you out of your freedoms, your money, your pride in your country… the list goes on!
I’m just surprised Palin was able to find a conservative man who was into chicks!
Actually, when you’re married it’s not considered sinning, so she’s clear of that.
well, so she says.
Depends on how.
Satin or linen?
Burlap
Two holes, or do you have to keep disengaging to kiss?
Sorry!
you could probably peek over the sheet, that would work i think… but no looking at anything else!!
You don’t kiss, you turn your head and think of Eng… umm, Alaska.
kinky!
Inorite? Was I the only one thinking “That sounds kinda fun!”? Of course, I’d rather not ruin an otherwise good sheet…
I remember seeing that headline and being like, ‘wait… don’t they know basic slang terms?’
Yay, hooray for good silly fun!
Haha! Black Jeff Goldblum found a job as Clinton’s bodyguard!
LOL good call on Black Jeff Goldblum…
I actually laughed more at the vulcan comment though.
Total touche! We need a totally looks like post for this one!
Sarah Palin’s odious personality makes her plain ugly to me I’m afraid, the nasty, smug, sarcastic cow.
Typical Hate filled Liberal….Sigh!
Thought you were EP for a second there. Although, I do agree Cee’s a bit hate-filled. And a liberal!
With posts like this, your personality probably isn’t much better.
Hey, we’ve all stuck it in the crazy at one point or another. Just don’t give her your phone number or your real e-mail, and all your memories will be good.
Eh, I am not after her for the conversation.
WASHINGTON – At the National Governors Association conference where she first met John McCain, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin had other business: making her case to Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne against classifying the polar bear as a threatened species.
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Months later she sued Kempthorne, arguing that the Bush administration didn’t use the best science in concluding that without further protection, the polar bear faces eventual extinction because of disappearing sea ice as the result of global warming.
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Palin, McCain’s vice presidential running mate, has had frequent run-ins with environmentalists.
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In her 20 months as governor, Palin has questioned the conclusions of federal marine scientists who say the Cook Inlet beluga whale needs protection under the federal Endangered Species Act.
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She has defended Alaska’s right to shoot down wolves from the air to boost caribou and moose herds for hunters, and — contrary to a view held by McCain — is not convinced that global warming is the result of human activity.
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Environmentalists have nicknamed Palin the “killa from Wasilla,” a reference to the small town where she formerly was mayor.
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“Her philosophy from our perspective is cut, kill, dig and drill,” said John Toppenberg, director of the Alaska Wildlife Alliance, maintaining she is “in the Stone Age of wildlife management and is very opposed to utilizing accepted science.”
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While acknowledging the climate is changing, Palin expresses doubt as to whether emissions from human activities are causing it. McCain, on the other hand, supports legislation to reduce heat-trapping pollutants, primarily from the burning of oil and coal.
But…. She’s cute! And she has “executive” experience! Stop questioning what you’re told and vote to support working moms everywhere!
“Hockey moms”, lol! That’s such an unofficial tagline. If it is official, whoops! The sad thing is, it’s a horrible phrase. I’m already sick of hearing it, and I somewhat like her.
I want to know if soccer moms feel slighted in anyway by being relegated to second class citizens.
I want to know… When did pit bulls start wearing lipstick?
Breaking news everyone! A Republican Governor is right wing. jellyforbrains, anyone who is voting for McCain/Palin doesn’t give a rats ass about polar bears, so why waste your breath? If someone cares about polar bears they are probably already voting Obama/Bidet.
You don’t think her nickname is adorable?
“Killah from Wasilla!”
It’s not particularly clever. But such things never are… I’m sure if they put their mind to it, they could come up with something better, there is plenty to dislike about the woman’s policies.
I prefer Sarah Barracuda myself.
You can’t have Beer Baron Barbie without Caribou Barbie, her outlandish redneck friend who comes to visit sometimes.
I lqtm on that one. Oh, Dmitri Martin.
I bet it would sell like crazy if someone made one.
No no.. Caribou Cricket!!
Sarah Palin and Tall?
Nice one!
Nah. Doesn’t have the same kind of ring to it. It doesn’t rhyme.
Obama/Bidet?!?! I thought it was a typo, then realized, wait, that makes sense!
Just an unfortunate typo. I was actually discussing bidets with someone on AIM (don’t ask.) and my brain got cross-wired. I suppose it could be funny depending on your political views.
Oh, it was good, I’m going to use it… thanks
Dang, I thought it was intentional..
See, now ALL I want to do is ask about how one gets to the point of discussing a bidet on IM.
I did too but was to skeered to ask since we are supposed to be engaged…
True.. the floodgates were opened when he said ‘(don’t ask)’. Well, enquiring minds want to know!
It would be a decent example of its lowly breed of humor, except that Biden and Bidet are pronounced nothing alike.
Point? I didn’t think so.
WIN? I think so!
Proving nothing. You have all the discernment of a turnip.
^ has said nothing of any real relavance all thread.
“Alaska Wildlife Alliance?” Aren’t these the same hippies who insisted that drilling in prudhoe bay would wipe out the Caribou herds?
Those same caribou herds which today are three times larger than they were before the drilling?
Liberalism – analyze the problem, find the solution that makes the least sense, then do it.
Animals good, humans bad.
You always know where you stand with animals, at least. A lion might eat you, but it won’t lie to you. There’s something refreshing in that.
mmm…n8y fresh lion breath. I might find that nice also.
Or do you mean “4 legs good, two legs bad”?
So I guess you’re against the liberals, who in 1775 took up arms against the conservatives in England. Modern day conservatives would have made great torries.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D0555EtAZ4
Couldn’t help but to be reminded of that ;D
Palin or her daughter?
Do I have to choose? Can it be both?
Good picture of the commander and cheat (sorry) chief.
Gee, I never thought a out of the blue poke at Clinton/Palin would garner so much attention, I find that funnier than the caption. I wrote that the day that Palin’s Nomination was annouced. Glad it stirred people up.