Comments on: sir, do you know why

By: Luke

Luke — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:36:08 +0000

‘Cause i’m young and i’m black and my hat’s real low?’

By: Niko

Niko — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:33:42 +0000

Sranje!

ALL I WANT IS TO COME TO THIS AMERICA AND DRIVE A TANK!

JEBO TE PAPA MATER!

By: xxTonyxx

xxTonyxx — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:31:46 +0000

silly goose

just call my “friend” and he’ll get you an APC for free

handles like a real man!

call: 272-555-8265

WITH PEACE AND LOVE!

-TONY

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:03:49 +0000

Bozo.

By: Tommy

Tommy — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:03:34 +0000

That’s what I said!

By: CJ

CJ — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:02:30 +0000

NAH DAWG

YOU WANT CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, L2, R1, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE, TRIANGLE.

By: Tommy

Tommy — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:59:55 +0000

I think you mean

Circle, Circle, L1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, R1, Triangle, Circle, Triangle

By: Claude

Claude — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:49:02 +0000

Circle, Circle, Circle, Circle, Circle, Circle, R1, L2, L1, Triangle, Circle, Triangle

By: alannorthum

alannorthum — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:41:11 +0000

the only casualty was the right one. Him. shoot him again.

By: Danielle

Danielle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:43:40 +0000

no i don’t officer…

By: Masterblaze0

Masterblaze0 — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:34:36 +0000

:rofl:

By: Mr. Wizard

Mr. Wizard — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:22:08 +0000

The gun wasn’t loaded. If you look at the news coverage, it shows that ammunition was kept in a different location, so he had nothing to fire.

By: jlucs

jlucs — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:56:06 +0000

This guy was fail. He didn’t even use the main gun! Not once!

By: bootlegmarkchapman

bootlegmarkchapman — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:17:06 +0000

I dunno if this makes me a bad person, but for me that makes it funnier.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:41:57 +0000

This guy actually drove by the store I was working in back in 1995. He knocked down a lamp post on that street, as I recall. I was amazed that he was the only casualty. I don’t know if we ever found out just WHY he did this.

By: twist

twist — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:50:11 +0000

you’re thinking of the tank in the desert. if you go way, way back into the depths of PunditKitchen’s pages, you’ll find this exact same picture with a different caption.

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 08:48:16 +0000

Sir…you’re driving up the price of gas…please step out of the vehicle….

By: Pooper

Pooper — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:06:29 +0000

This happened in my neighborhood! I was only like 6 when it happened though.

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:08:59 +0000

This one was just plain funny.

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:07:02 +0000

No, that was a tank too but in a more normal environment, for tanks, that is. BTW, isn’t that Thomas the Tank there?

By: LB

LB — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:33:51 +0000

Agreed!

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:26:25 +0000

It was only a matter of time before he managed to kill someone. The fact that he did as much damage as he did without killing anyone is in fact an incredible amount of luck. I’m not sure what the operational range on one of those is, but it would probably have been a really long time before it ran out of gas.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:51:44 +0000

Agree!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:51:19 +0000

Agree.

By: Lolist

Lolist — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:33:31 +0000

Gotta hand it to the cops though…
It take BALLS to chase down an armed tank…

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:08:23 +0000

Civilians driving tanks are required to have a concrete plug in the barrel and all the usual signals affixed to the vehicle.

How many cops does it take to pull over a tank?
Depends on how many shells they’ve got.

By: Joey Y

Joey Y — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:05:46 +0000

“Tanks for the memories.”

Or, yeah, like I would believe traffic on the 605 is moving that fast…

Or, “Don’t tread on me!”

Or, “The right of way goes to the guy with the biggest gun.”

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:59:38 +0000

What were they going to do, try an reason with him? The man caused extensive damage and he wasn’t about to surrender.

By: NotMe

NotMe — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:55:41 +0000

Yeah, most of the pictures on here aren’t actually funny in context. The point is that with a caption not IN context, they’re funny.

By: Lenman

Lenman — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:26:10 +0000

More like 13 years:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Nelson

By: Trev

Trev — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:33:20 +0000

This isn’t as funny as it looks. if its the incident I think it is, this is San Diego about 20 years ago.

They shot and killed the tank driver.

By: Kelzy

Kelzy — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:01:14 +0000

No, ossifer. I has no ideas… and I swear to drunk I’m not god.

By: Rachel of Cyberia

Rachel of Cyberia — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:11:28 +0000

I’ve been meaning to get that burned-out bulb replaced, but I’ve been busy…

By: PiMan

PiMan — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:52:31 +0000

Aww, c’mon officer. I was only speeding a little bit.
Can’t you let me off with a warning this time?

By: burnt toast

burnt toast — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:37:32 +0000

yes, someone recaptioned the photo.

By: twist

twist — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:11:42 +0000

dude, wasn’t this pic already posted here?

“THEY SEE ME ROLLING’
THEY HATIN’”

By: Phat^Trance

Phat^Trance — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:44:34 +0000

haha ahhaa good one =)

By: Boh

Boh — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:34:02 +0000

hmmmm. I am torn between questioning whether this is a proportionate response and/or value of my tax dollars at work.