Comments on: Epic Pwn

By: TheNull

TheNull — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:22:51 +0000

I saw that movie too. couldnt have wasted time any worse.

By: Mr. Jesus

Mr. Jesus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:00:34 +0000

omg… that guy is Truman, he already knew the news… he held the paper up at his victory speech.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:00:40 +0000

OTHER GUY DEFEATS WHAT’S-HIS-FACE

By: Serious_juito

Serious_juito — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:07:32 +0000

This should’ve been posted in Failblog as “EPIC FAIL”

By: herb

herb — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:14:26 +0000

So who was the first American president?

By: Isengrim

Isengrim — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:12:06 +0000

Canada is definitely not older than the US. And our first PM was Sir John A. MacDonald. He’s on the five-dollar bill. Nyeah.

By: Eric Bourland

Eric Bourland — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:45:50 +0000

Epically unnecessary caption.

By: vanessa

vanessa — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:03:18 +0000

oh LOL weeeeeeee that was funny.

By: vanessa

vanessa — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:02:41 +0000

Thats my great uncle. =/

By: NiceMissMayonnaise

NiceMissMayonnaise — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:12:20 +0000

Yes, but the American one has the advantage of only being 200 years old, where all the other countries are much older!

By: lov

lov — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:06:19 +0000

no cause to get by, said person needs materials to continue living so wether its stuff we want or stuff we need its still true

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:51:59 +0000

You beat me to it! XD

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:51:30 +0000

I’ve heard quite the opposite, honestly. America ranks as one of the happiest countries, statistically. Aside from most of the sue-happy ones, Happy Americans has become a stereotype of sorts.

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:50:04 +0000

That explains why he replied so fast.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:26:57 +0000

Oh that was very well done, thank you.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:26:04 +0000

Sorry Kurt, you know superheroes can’t get married.

By: n8

n8 — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:49:10 +0000

Why do you hate America?

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:25:55 +0000

Fair enough. I hope you get the opportunity to give him his kudos.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:25:05 +0000

Agreed.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:24:10 +0000

Lol.

By: wittypirate

wittypirate — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:36:41 +0000

Oh, uh, that thing where the phone polling was improperly handled? was actually the 1936 election with Alf Landon.

The 1948 election, seriously, it went to Truman because Dewey punted the campaign, and because the defections by the commies and the racists from the Democrats that year actually helped Truman rather than pull too many votes away.

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:24:44 +0000

I like the lemon danishes.

By: n00b

n00b — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:34:43 +0000

Win.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:24:12 +0000

As they say, the proof is in the pudding.. if he gets elected and does a great job, then I will give him kudos for it and will retract every negative thing I may have said about him. Until then, he’s a great speechgiver but at the moment, that’s all he is.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:21:21 +0000

And some people work to themselves to the bone just to get by and has nothing to do with materialistic things.

By: ema

ema — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:38:55 +0000

bingo! people would be much happier if they just learn to live with what they have, happiness does not come from things, in my opinion happiness is a decision you make

By: PiMan

PiMan — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:17:53 +0000

Try it this way.
If you ask any American, Canadian, Englishman, Australian, German, etc who the first president of the US was. They will know it was Washington.
If you ask an Australian who the first Prime Minister of Australia was, the odds are not good that you’d manage an answer out of them. I have a feeling that the same is true in the UK for their first Prime Minister, and other leaders of other countries.

By: lol

lol — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:35:39 +0000

It’s much simpler to live your life with your eyes and ears covered and only Fox News to spoonfeed you “facts”.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:10:51 +0000

Girl with Cheese Danishes=My future wife

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:09:01 +0000

“you learn something new every day.”
Unless you’re being educated by the American school system.

By: herb

herb — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:04:01 +0000

Or his website, which detailed many of his plans at great length.

By: herb

herb — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:02:00 +0000

Robotocracy?

By: fjaradvax

fjaradvax — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:58:39 +0000

Whaddya mean, “no free market in plutonium?”!?

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:55:39 +0000

Respectfully, if you think there was no substance, you missed his address at the close of the Democratic Convention.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:54:41 +0000

Yep, a Democracy operating in a heavily regulated capitalist system that people of a certain party (AHEM!) like to mischaracterize as a “Socialist State”.

I will leave it as an exercise for the student to determine which party that is

By: fjaradvax

fjaradvax — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:46:43 +0000

Begs the question ‘Do we have democracy?’

By: sup

sup — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:47:23 +0000

Americans aren’t happy because they work themselves to the bone and go into debt for stupid materialistic goals. New car, new ipod, new house, new cell phone. A whole bunch of shit that only satisfies them until the next purchase like junkies on a fix.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:33:46 +0000

Denmark was a democracy last time I checked.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:23:32 +0000

Mmmmmmmmm! Cheese!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:21:57 +0000

Why, is your diaper wet?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:21:23 +0000

Cheese danish does it for me. I’m just saying…

By: evil kails

evil kails — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:42:05 +0000

ANARCHY!!!!

By: evil kails

evil kails — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:41:20 +0000

I was under the impression that those living in America (myself included) and thus educated by the american school system had no clue about american history while those living in other countries and thus educated by a higher quality school system had a full grasp on not only their own country’s history but of American history as well.
Huh, you learn something new every day.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:20:29 +0000

Well, sorry, Danish boys just don’t do it for me

By: NotMe

NotMe — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:00:04 +0000

While there have been conspiracy theories about the death of Patton (though “Truman had him iced” is a new one on me), I think the reference to Big Band leader and “Chattanooga Choo-Choo” conductor Glenn Miller indicates this is a joke….a somewhat obscure joke, but a joke nonetheless.

By: NotMe

NotMe — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:58:29 +0000

We tried change, complete with the slogan and a young black man (who isn’t half-white) here in Mass. Not so good, actually. Please keep the change. We don’t want it here any more.

By: NotMe

NotMe — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:57:22 +0000

A federal republic? Oh, wait…

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:33:56 +0000

And the other countries that do are not democracies?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:33:09 +0000

Your quote by Whitman supports EP’s Burnt Toast’s position. What else is there that’s better?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:03:07 +0000

You seriously believe that?