AND EVERY TUESDAY
AND EVERY TUESDAY WILL BE FREE TACO DAY…
(John McCain)
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i want some taquitos
I love tacos …
If he said that in real life he would win.
Deservedly so.
Really? it makes me reach for the Tums…. *burp*
He did said it in real life. He has hot tacos all around him. *nods to beauty pageant contestants*
Who would that be?
His hot AND scary borg queen wife and his HILARYously female running mate.
You need some glasses. I’d rather have the german girl on the boat.
ewwww! the pooper??
Are you sure that she wasn’t just cooling off a little?
You know what happens to a hot Coke bottle when you throw it in the ocean? Imagie what steaming poo would do.
So would I but I’m not 472 years old. OOPS! sorry I made a mistake! 172 years old.
I hope it’s Sarah Palin’s taco. MILF.
Hahahahhaha-actually kind of dumb.
Lame.
Whatever, two less people to skank it up.
I’d erect here! Uh… ELECT! ELECT!
I think you mean VPILF … there is a website now along those lines
The Dan Quayle section is… disturbing.
*reaches for the brain bleach*
Free tacos and vagina euphemisms for some, miniature American flags for others!
Futurama rocks.
Cartoon fail. (But that’s fine: at least you’re watching quality programming)
The line is from the “Treehouse of Terror 3(?): Citizen Kang” episode, where aliens Kang and Kodos disguise themselves as Bill Clinton and Bob Dole.
Also the Epic speech that puts all of Obama;s to shame: “We must move forwards not backwards, upwards not forwards, and always twirling *twirling* Twirling towards freedom.”
Ouch yeah your right. I feel dumb now. At least I had the right creator.
True enough. Mat Groening FTW.
I feel at one with all cartoon nerds now. you are my brothers and sisters. i’d rather not meet you though.
I don’t get it…How does a flag waving vagina have time to eat a taco?
It outsources to India.
Blatant pandering to the Hispanic vote, zomg.
Oh they love him already.
Yeah… after he spends a year working on an immigration reform bill, then refusing to vote for such garbage…
Could the bill have had riders that he didn’t agree with?
No, he disavowed the whole thing as written.
they still love him
Don’t know a lot of Hispanics, do you?
Yes, I do.
“I love them little tacos, I love them good”
“BURRRRRRRIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!”
(Invader Zim for those of you who are confused)
“Where’d the last piggy go?”
I LOVES me some Gir.
It’s time to sing the doom song!!
DOOM, da doom, da doom, da doom, da doom
*six months later*
DOOM, da doom, da doom, da doom, da doom
“But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will EXPLODE!”
-GIR
My favorite Invader Zim quote ever:
Zim: Hey, these [waffles] aren’t bad. What’s in ‘em?
GIR: There’s waffle in ‘em!
Zim: YOUR LYING!
-From the episode Zim Eats Waffles
Zim: GIR somethings broken and its not your fault?
GIR: I know, i’m scared too….
Are you kidding me… feed this man tacos and he’ll be in the can forever, then what do we do… you think that Cheney was bad what kind of damage do you think that his running mate will do? Hell, she probably has a brother-in-law in Canada and she’ll declare war on teh Yukon if they don’t fire him.
Hah! Obama tried to critcise her for lack of eperience…. hmmmm.. that did not go well for him!
Really? I would think that it would play very well, I mean what, exactly does her experience have to do with running the country? Oh, she ran a small town in Alaska, that should help her negotiate with an African military dictator. She can abuse her power, so that might help her compromise some more covert agants and hurt human intelligence collection efforts, so I guess she is a fine GOP VP. Too bad we want a democratic republic.
I think the point being made was that Obama really doesn’t have the experience either, does he? Not that I like Biden one bit, but I would say his experience is much more then Obama.
True, but it doesn’t really matter, does it? A governor has executive experience, but no national legislative or policy experience. A congressman has no executive experience, but plenty of national level governemtn experience. Using this line of logic, we should never fight any wars until after our soldiers have already been in a war, but they can’t get that experience until we go into a war.
Not that I disagree, but it is like the pot calling the kettle black (and seriously, there was NO pun intended.) Now for those words to come from Biden would probably carry alot more weight. That would be the difference.
Ok, so who do you vote for? In my opinion, Obama represents the future, McCain the past. Not just because of age… it is their fundamental approach to the challenges ahead of them. I think that both can be President and both are capable of performing the duties as required, but how they pursue them is the real question. I don’t see McCain as able to look to the future, he is too indebted to the competing powers within the GOP camp and is looking backward, as evidenced by his VP selection, a purely token selection, not just as a woman, but also as a social conservative… he is beholding to a significant element of the GOP. I believe that Obama, on the other hand selected a VP qualified to assist his efforts and is looking to solve the challenges that lie ahead.
Let’s put it this way, if Obama does get elected, let’s just hope he doesn’t get derailed by Congress, as well as for McCain. For ANY President, that will be the biggest hurdle. The best laid plans have sometimes been superceeded by Congress.
Dammit, eddie, this is the second time I’ve seen you have civil discourse on this site. Watch your step: this is a “three strikes and you’re out” place.
Yeah, they’re gonna revoke your conservative credentials man
I <3 this thread.
Is there a middle ground between conservative and liberal? Maybe I’m a “Middle Of The Roader”? I see valid points with both sides, the only problem is, in most cases I end up being disappointed in both. However, I would say I probably veer a little more right then left.
HEY! me jane and ema are the only sane ones here…
Damn, my plan failed and now I must rethink my strategy of taking over the world. Come Pinky, let’s go..
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Oh, PONDERING! When I first read that I thought it said pandering.. silly me!
I think so Jane, but this time you wear the tutu.
Ah mate, I’ve been around the block more times then you’ve probably been alive. I learned along time ago that to be passionate is ok, but you have to balance that against being rational. Not that I’m always rational (as my wife can attest to!)
I won’t contest the age bit (I’m only pushing 30) but I solidly agree with the balance of passion and ration. I try; I don’t always succeed, but I try.
And let’s just hope our wives never get together. The stories they’d tell…
Tuesday is Random Hug Day, not Taco Day, dammit.
Can you hug a random Taco?
Random tacos are great.. beats random acts of kindness any day!
But wouldn’t randomly giving out tacos be random acts of kindness? How can something be better than itself?
Vote for Tide Pens!
Speaking of random tacos, when I was on Diego Garcia one of the people I worked with used to have random Fish Taco night. Now you may be thinking “Fish Tacos”, but I can assure you, a bit of salsa and WOW!
I would say I love fish tacos but I fear that may start lesbian accusations again…
LOL!!! There won’t be any accusations from me, I promise.
Now, *I* can openly stand by eddie and proudly say I love eating fish tacos without threat to my sexuality
(What bothers me, though, is the chain called Wahoo’s Fish Tacos. Somehow adding that extra “Wahoo” makes me a bit squeamish.)
Have you ever had wahoo? I have and I can tell you it’s great. But yeah, Wahoo’s Fish Tacos does sound a bit.. uhm, strange?
Tacos? I (an outspoken Democrat) would totally vote for him if he could do that.
Be careful…Didn’t you watch Demolition Man? McCain is totally “be well!”
Now we eagerly await Obama’s Rebuttal stating that he’ll put a Vending Machine in the Student Commons… If only every election were held like the ones for ASB Pres… some glitter and scented markers on poster board, an afternoon off to listen to “debates” in the auditorium… empty promises and mud flinging…
Wait… It IS just like High School… =\ depressing
I want free tacos!
Hehe tacos rule (in George Bush voice)
Robot Chicken refference FTW!!!
Free Tacos? Epic Win!!!!!
brain tacos are the best! yumm
also called tacos de cabeza – a delicacy
erm, don’t think so! I don’t like tripe either thanks..
wow, tripitas is probably the best thing I ever ate in Mexico! That may be some sort of organ though. I don’t like menudo…
For the record, I don’t like menudo either..
They were a crappy band ( except Rrrricky)
yay! we be havin tacos ebry tuzday! will it b hard or soft taco? or even both?!
Everything was so civilized…but I can’ help myself, so, here it is:
McCain could use some brain tacos!
meanie
Obama could use some experience tacos…
Every red blooded american male needs experienced tacos at some point in their life.
No, no, no, he said Obama…
LOL! I forgot, he was raised in Alaska.
No- Obama was raised in Indonesia…
And Hawai’i.
Between the two, I’m sure he saw his share of experienced taco.
YES TACOS. MCCAIN WINS.
i knew there was a reason i should vote for mccain but i couldn’t quite put my finger on it until just now…
Hell yeah!!
Free tacos!!
Haha, we actually do have taco tuesday at my school.