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There is no First there is only ME! Yay I got to do a stupid. Now where is my helmet?
You left on the short bus yesterday
I ment to say “You left it on the short bus yesterday.” I guess he isn’t the only one who is slightly retarded.
I think you MEANT to say MEANT
Aw damn it I need more sleep or a higher IQ
Is s/he taking a dump?!?
That’s kind of what I was thinking.
I, too, also, was as well.
yes SHE is taking a dump its the german womans yngling sailing crew… if you gotta go you gotta go…..
German woman=German man. Yes, she just ordered a number two with extra corn.
comparative FAIL.
I’m gonna have to say German woman…cause one of them has boobs.
I guess in *that* way, you could say American woman=American man. *poking ReTARDIS*
I took a poop in the ocean once too.
Yeah, back in ’89… quoting Wiki: ‘It is considered one of the most devastating man-made environmental disasters ever to occur at sea.’
Yeah, because an oil spill will go away eventually.
I think that she was just a little rushed and forgot a couple of items. That’s why you should always use a full length mirror before you leave for work.
LOLOL!!!
I also thought that he/she/heshe was dropping a deuce.
Taking the kids to the pool.
…dropping the browns off at the super bowl…
1Girl1Ocean?
disgusting everyone for miles around?
Faxin’ some papers!
feeding the fishhh
Ungrateful Germans. If it weren’t for us, they’d be speaking German right now.
LOL
that one was nice and original …
That was just beautiful. Two thumbs up!
o.O
Says one of those who probably speak English in a manner that suggests that they could eat a banana square?
Americans: Spitting on any other language since 1780.
OMG Get over yourself. It was a joke. And now that I have to explain it, I want you to leave.
Screw it. I’m not explaining it to you.
Erh …. could you explain something else?
Where the F&/$! did I ask you to explain, like, anything?
Oh well, apparently on this site, you’re only allowed to be pissed in very certain circumstances.
Americans: open-minded towards everyone. Except, you know, other people.
Morons: Hating Americans since 1970.
Dude, morons have been hating this country since, oh, the late 1700s.
Conservatives, hating other peoples right to an opinion since, well, a really long freakin’ time ago.
E.P.: always to be relied on to prove a point, even against their own intention.
The only point here is on your head, Zippy.
*checks*
Nope. No point there, sorry.
All I could find on my head was hair.
Blond, in case you hadn’t guessed.
Blond…blue eyes…white…German…
Oh, how beloved is the Master Race *tear
Yeah, well, sorry for being born this way.
I’ll go have it changed in a sec, kay?
Also, you didn’t pay attention in history: all Western people were supposed to be part of the so-called M.R.
Well, then again, I can’t blame you for not wanting to listen to such crap int the first place.
Umm, isn’t blonde blue eye more of an Austrian thing than German?
Swedish, actually.
Austria is very mixed. Germanic, Slavic, Hungarian… all off them are mixed into the austrian gene pool, therefore no, there are only as few blonds here as anywhere else (US, UK etc.). However, more and more austrians forget about our roots and therefore are against mixing in yet another culture (reads: are xenophobic).
Yes it took them a lot longer to catch up with the rest of the world.
WIN!
Morons: Made in America, among other places.
Unlike ReTARDIS, I will explain this joke to the limeys in the house:
The awefulness of my joke has nothing to do with language. (Likely half of the words that I utter in a given day are good ol’ German-derived Saxon words, with amended spellings.)
It has to do with the once oft-uttered sentiment amongst the working-class Americans post-WWII (and pre- all that “Freedom Fries” crap) dismissing French and British diplomatic disagreements with our policies: “Lousy (English/French). If it weren’t for us, they’d all be speaking German right now.”
The subtle irony, of course, is that English (and by derivation American) is a Germanic language.
Does that answer all your questions? Good: there will be a test next Thursday on this.
Thank you very much. I’m afraid that I was not familiar with the reference. If you will excuse me, I shall hop off and add that little gem of trivia to my growing collection.
I think before you do that you should take the time to remove the shoe from your mouth. I wouldn’t want you to trip and choke on it. Here’s a little life lesson for you. Teh Interwebz are not serious business, people joke, a lot. Jumping all over someone’s case before you know all the facts is only going to make you look like an ass.
Yes, well, sorry for thanking people for explaining something to me. Unlike other people, I LIKE learning stuff. A lot. See the second sentence? Notice the apologetic tone? Has the day finally come where people can’t see whether someone is being an ass without the message blooming with smileyfaces?
To herb: I’m sorry for jumping on you in this way, and after your explanation, I can see the humour of the comment. My thank you was really, truly meant as a Thank You.
You can have an apologetic tone all you want but apologies mean nothing if you aren’t really sorry. Judging by the fact that you are still jumping all over everyone’s case at the slightest provocation means that you like the idea of creating a badass internet persona for yourself. Excuse me if I’m not impressed.
Yeah, well, the thing is, I really am sorry for jumping at him.
I don’t recall apologizing for much else.
Then you truly are a Tard Incapa. Im a limey as they so lovingly put it and I was well aware of the constant trotting out of that oft spouted drivel – I like to come back with thats nice – If it wasnt for the Russians who fought Germans on the Eastern front outnumbering those on the west 5 to 1 – Americans would all be speaking German or Japanese, instead of Sesame Street Speak.
Does this contain spelling mistakes – probably. Could I give a F? not likely.
Well good for you. Please accept my profound apologies for not being familiar with every bloody sentence ever uttered in the history of every country I bother to learn the language of. I’d be quite busy.
That would be a shame – then we wouldnt have the pleasure of your barely coherent xenophobic drivel.
Oooh … getting out the Greek, are we, mon ami?
Don’t you think it’s rather rich that you call my drivel ‘barely coherent’ whilst having proclaimed just before that you don’t give a flying fart about your own spelling mistakes?
Also, have a comma, mein Lieber.
I noticed you d’i'd’n't object to the use of the word drivel though.
Anyway – Do as I say – not as I do, and gramirs iz fur l053rz.
Now now, love. An apostrophe is not a comma. See? , <- That is a comma.
‘<- That is an apostrophe.
And apparently, entering too many words into a conversation would not do you much good. Look what it’s done to your spelling. Tsk.
And to think that it was you complaing about Sesame Street Speak. O tempores, o mores!
I refer to my earlier comment regarding spelling, and lack of care regarding the matter. Thus I would rarely take exception to anyone elses lack in the matter knowing my own limitations. I am sorry that it appears sarcastic grammer does not translate well.
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I will make an exception for you regarding spelling though. I wasnt ‘complaing’, I may have been complaining.
Now you two are obviously in love… Why can’t you see that!!??
In love? No, they are already married.
And for the record…you forgot a couple letters in ‘complaing.’
crap…I fail again
Yeah, well, it seems that due to my xenophobic nature I can’t be arsed to care.
And because of my lack of grammar I can’t express my lack of care.
You know, I think we should stop it. It’s getting boring, the horse has been flogged to death, etc pp.
Until another time, mi amore!
I call bull shit. Your just a troller. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if you happen to be a self-hating, mono-linguistic US American, and it wouldn’t change my opinion of you in the slightest if you knew 100 languages. Anyone who resorts to grammar, spelling, and punctuation has nothing really valid to say.
Well, the shit just hit the fan.
I won’t comment on self-hating, but as for the rest, not quite.
Also, how cool is it that it only takes one night for countless people that you’ll never meet to hate you and laugh their asses off about you? Wow, I got myself a reputation.
wait.wait. wait. You all fought over one comment?
…
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I’m sorry, but when someone doesn’t get the joke (When I didn’t either,
it’s not of lack of intelligence. The person might have thought you really were insulting them and/or just a country they like. Some people read things wrong.
At first I was like “Oh, it’s over” but now I am reading on and I don’t understand why Incapa’s first comment enraged you so?
Also, half the things I am typing I can’t see XD.
But anyway, I really hope we can not have such a frivolous
fight again. If someone may be a troll, then why get heated?
I’m not taking his side (Incapa). This person is obviously happy
he got you mad. I think that was his point. The statements said against him
some of them were very rude and uncalled for.
However, you can’t change other people. Only yourself.
Also, I understand with that statement that it is hard to ask you to not be angry. But I am not asking that. I am just wondering why.
My post will probably have someone get angry with me and that’s not what I am looking for. I just decided to say this because someone has to.
Also, another thing. You said a lot about being anti-American
but you showed the same tone to another country (in this E-fight).
It’s the same difference. Especially if that person is indeed of that
state (country).
So, let’s look to the future and not the past. No longer have fights like this…Maybe?
I know you probably won’t listen to me and will make fun of me…
*sigh* T_T
At least, I was brave enough to say something.
actually. cancel that. D:
I think my words are unclear.
So, it’s best not to even care about it.
So who do we have to thank that we’re now speaking Lolese?
Nokia
and come to think of it – Finland was on the Nazis side in the war – I see a conspiracy here. They failed to get us to speak (fully) German – so they have us speaking brainless valley girl/boy racer/chav instead.
WHOM! “WhoM do we have to thank?”
For God’s sake, man, can you not identify a simple accusative!?
:/
you’d better not be serious about that…
You’re an idiot. Go back and reread your history, ok? If it wasn’t for the Americans, YOU would be speaking German.
I refer you to my comment at 9.43 my ill informed idiot cousin from the west.
During the early days of our country, many of our founding fathers were concerned about what they saw as the decline of the English language in our country. Ben Franklin in particular argued for the need to declare English as a national language, to prevent the growing amount of foreign speakers from creating confusion. The language Ben was so worried about was German. So, given a little bit different course in our history, Americans could be speaking German too.
……………………..
This is not to say Incapa isn’t doing a wonderful troll impression, ’cause she is. Srsly.
She left off the rest of her name.
The Continental Congress debated the adoption of a separate language. They considered Hebrew, Greek, or even one of their own creation. They finally decided that, as most Americans wouldn’t want to learn a new language we should just stick to what the plebs spoke.
Thanks. I do like to provide a little entertainment.
Not amused.. now go away and never, ever reproduce, ok?
And while we’re on the topic, If it wasn’t for the French, we’d all be speaking British English right now.
Oh, come on. Haven’t you ever heard of sarcasm or satire?
and who the hell says most americans speak English? last time I saw spanish was their oficial (or at least most spoken) language
Oficial? Oh, you mean OFFICIAL!!!
FTW!!!
Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Huh?
you must be kidding, because you know that it was Japan that bombed Pearl Harbour. And that was the only reason the US entered WW2
Please, please, please go out and rent/download “Animal House,” or at least John Belushi’s motivational speech from it. It will make the above reference 100% funnier, or at least more relevant.
(Soundtrack: Land of Hope and Glory, from Edward Elgar’s Pomp and Circumstance suite)
How did a German lady taking a crap turn into American bashing?!
The crap was growing stale, so some people thought they’d add some fresh crap into the ocean…
Oh – I thought it was about waterboarding.
Because, on the internet, as in real life, EVERYTHING turns into American bashing.
Perhaps she is taking a dump on the Americans?
Yes, we do own all the oceans….
And the moon! I love our moon. :]
Wait! That’s no moo-*shot*
We aren’t even going to have manned orbit for at least 5 years starting 2010. We may never see the moon again. Russia might, though.
Doesn’t matter. Don’t you know that when you stick your flag in something it’s yours? Good thing there wasn’t anyone living on the moon at the time. Of course, we could have just given them small pox blankets and bought the moon from the survivors with glass beads.
Reminds me of an XKCD comic…
Eddy Izzard (if I’m not mistaken) refference WIN!!!
“No flag, no country (satellite/planet),” said in my best-but-poorly-imitated British voice…
Izzard WIN!
she may have just peed off the edge of the boat
i’ve done that before. i think everybody does that at least once on a sail boat
you gotta go when you gotta go
Regardless of why she is doing that, it’s definitely the German Womens “Yngling” class Sailing team.
germany…where the men are men…and so are the women
lolz this hole thing has been such a laugh