Comments on: Kung Fu

By: Markii

Markii — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:56:48 +0000

Dude you are on a page that is a LOLfail site…
“Using fail = fail” = FAIL

By: yyber

yyber — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:32:15 +0000

Laughed my ass off!

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:19:15 +0000

I just felt obligated to demonstrate the proper use of sarcasm. Consider it a public service.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:17:26 +0000

Therefore if they’ve been elected to two terms as pres, they are no longer eligible as to run for pres, and therefore not eligible for VP. Incidently, if someone is VP and their pres dies in office before their four years are up, if there were more than two years left in the term, then it counts as if the VP had been elected. If there are two or fewer years left, the VP can still be elected prez twice. (Therefore someone can be president for up to 10 years.)

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:14:47 +0000

I know it does Phae, it’s just that every time we liberals say we dislike something, EP is prone to jump in with ‘there’s more of that liberal hatred’ or similar. I just decided to be a smartass and do the same. Do I think it’s going to change anything with EP? No chance in hell, Do I find it ammusing? Yup!!! And that’s all that I was really going for was entertaining myself.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:19:46 +0000

This is actually incorrect. In theory, a President who has already served two elected terms can in fact be a Vice President. The 22nd amendment only forbids election to, not service in, the Presidency more than twice. This does not hold true for the Vice President. The only limitation on Vice President is that they meet the same eligibility as the President.

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:14:20 +0000

Don’t be mistaken. This is the internet. The hate comes from everywhere.

By: PiMan

PiMan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:41:16 +0000

But since your constitution expressly forbids it, there is no issue there. A person who is not eligible for president, is automatically deemed ineligible for vice president.

By: Snark

Snark — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:29:19 +0000

I am willing to guess that was the sarcasm he was going for

By: JamieTeeVee

JamieTeeVee — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:00:36 +0000

Bad joke FAIL=LOLWIN
I just lol’d in my pants a little. *blush*

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:15:48 +0000

And we know it came up with all sorts of mental power to come up with the pickup line of “Hey, baby…” how can you NOT be swooning right now Snark?

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:13:56 +0000

Kinda puts groping interns into perspective doesn’t it.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:12:52 +0000

There’s more of that conservative hatred.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:59:24 +0000

What’s wrong with mentioning Reverend Wright? Barack Obama attended his church for over 20 years, and Wright did say “God damn Amerikkka!”.

Oh, that’s right. You Barackies are allergic to truth.

By: Sylderon

Sylderon — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:49:43 +0000

Hey, baby…

By: Sylderon

Sylderon — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:47:22 +0000

At least he could speak English. Besides…eight years of prosperity and relative peace vs. eight years of war and economic malaise…porking an intern seems like a minor thing in all that.

By: imitation tofu

imitation tofu — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:33:03 +0000

McCain with Bush as VP? Scary thought, that.

By: imitation tofu

imitation tofu — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:31:06 +0000

Maybe Biden can shoot his friend in the face too?

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:07:12 +0000

Correction, ‘women’. And we’re talking about EP’s mama.

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:06:13 +0000

oh, no you didn’t! Because we all know you’re talking about your own mama. You know, the one who’s so fat she’s got smaller fat womem in orbit around her.

By: ema

ema — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:54:07 +0000

I don’t know, I think he’s more of a touchy feely kind of guy… at least judging from the photos of late.

By: n8

n8 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:35:19 +0000

I wonder if he issues late-night heavy breathing calls on the Red Phone. Ah, the perks of office…

By: n8

n8 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:32:54 +0000

As you well know, we leftists aren’t allowed to laugh at anything or find anything amusing in the slightest. We have to sign a waiver as such when we pick up our Obama yard signs and bumper stickers.

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:30:30 +0000

“Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose!”
One of my faves

By: ema

ema — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:19:16 +0000

Could be, he wont have much chance to do that anymore real soon…

By: ema

ema — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:09:03 +0000

There is no “legitimate political discourse” on this site. If someone had said something similar about Bush or McCain you would have laughed.

By: n8

n8 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:36:31 +0000

That would do Bob Barr’s polling numbers no end of good. I’m all for it!

By: n8

n8 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:35:09 +0000

He’s just got this really specific fetish for groping world leaders. Just ask Angela Merkel.

By: n8

n8 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:33:47 +0000

I was going to say that this was beneath even you, but obviously it’s not. Do “yo mama” jokes also count as legitimate political discourse, or are they still over the line?

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:31:34 +0000

“C’mon Hu…five dollar make you holla!! sucky sucky economic sucky?”

By: n8

n8 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:30:28 +0000

Are you kidding? There are enough stupid Americans that there is now a third Bush term under consideration, by way of McCain!

By: atticus

atticus — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:46:03 +0000

Heheheh, i haven’t heard that one before. nice.

By: Snark

Snark — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:14:51 +0000

23/F I find brains and sarcasm very sexy

By: Snark

Snark — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:09:45 +0000

That is so true it makes me cry ;_;

By: Snark

Snark — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:04:35 +0000

You have nothing substantial to say.

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:50:14 +0000

What if Hu Jinato was just mistaken about where to stand for the cameras and bush was helping him out?

No that’s not possible, our president is the dumbest person on the face of the earth. I know this because I’m extremely smart and can judge a person i’ve never met based on dyslexia and policys I disagree with. I’m amazing.

/sarcasm off

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:39:07 +0000

That is absolutely a fantastic picture linked to your name.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:29:31 +0000

Lol!

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:25:02 +0000

Agreed! And I would’ve voted for Obama if I was American. Without much enthusiasm, but I would’ve.

By: ema

ema — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:47:37 +0000

Rev. Wright approved!!

By: ema

ema — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:46:53 +0000

I can’t even imagine what might be going on there… he seems to have a real knack for getting into weird photo situations…

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:46:09 +0000

Barak Amerikkka?

By: ema

ema — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:43:21 +0000

I’m pretty sure he spells it Barak Amerika…

By: Kaitlin

Kaitlin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:18:04 +0000

Cheese?

By: Kaitlin

Kaitlin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:17:32 +0000

Yes it does.

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:15:42 +0000

Not to say he’s a moron, but what IS he doing? O_o

“Hey, no u!” I mean, that just doesn’t look like good chi to do that to another important political figure. Odd.

By: Lolnathan

Lolnathan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:11:26 +0000

Good idea.

By: wolfie

wolfie — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:03:25 +0000

lets make ceiling cat president.

By: sup

sup — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:03:00 +0000

Nah, broken records aren’t funny.

By: Lolnathan

Lolnathan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:32:53 +0000

McCain needs to pick Hillary for VP. Obama’s campaign would crumple into nothingness overnight.

But seriously Biden is gonna be the Shadow President.