Comments on: Military Union

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:40:08 +0000

Privatization iz effishunter!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:39:30 +0000

Because there is an epidemic of unwanted borders?

By: Some Random Israeli

Some Random Israeli — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:47:21 +0000

Yeah. But not all of them are expected to do police work for a tenth of the pay a proper police officer gets. Well, actually, more and more of them do, now that the IDF is mostly an occupying force rather than a proper military, but Border Police are the only ones who are legally cops. That badge does something to you.

By: Jiddi

Jiddi — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:14:09 +0000

… under the motto, “So many Arabs and so little time.”

By: ReTARDIS

ReTARDIS — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:39:10 +0000

This should be a lightbulb joke.

By: Bob Barker

Bob Barker — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:07:54 +0000

Help control the population; have your borders spayed or neutered

By: herb

herb — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:29:26 +0000

I thought service in the Israeli army was mandatory for all eligible citizens.

By: Spazz

Spazz — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:23:56 +0000

For some reason, I’m thinking Captain Vimes and the City Watch from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books…

By: dude im on it

dude im on it — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:05:47 +0000

The pageant contestant in me grins.

By: Some Random Israeli

Some Random Israeli — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:30:14 +0000

Only they get maybe a tenth of the Israeli minimal wage, because they’re in “service”, not work. Frankly, they’re suckers for even bothering to lift a gun. And they take that angst on you if you cross them. Or if you’re standing in the wrong place at the wrong time.

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:32:45 +0000

Huh…It’s kind of like the government…Pay a bunch of them exorbitant paychecks…and about 1 out of 4 of them actually do any effective work..they rest are paid off by foreign countries and corporations…good job picture post person.

By: Evgeny

Evgeny — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:15:53 +0000

I was not good enough for the army, so I am in border control. And only 1 out of 4 can actually use a rifle.

By: bugwitch

bugwitch — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:10:16 +0000

Damn map shortage!

By: grewmonster

grewmonster — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:05:35 +0000

No, it’s more like a catch and release fishing trip. But only if you hate fishing.

By: Javier

Javier — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:37:47 +0000

am in your block, booldonzing your houses

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:58:56 +0000

I believe they’re failed boy scouts given rifles and the right to civil arrests

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:53:02 +0000

Well, I guess you could say our borders are fixed. Well, maybe that wall will fix them, since the treaties/wars didn’t quite do the job. Course if we outlaw German as a language, then we might have a secure border, or was that Spanish? Except, wait a minute some Americans speak Spanish, or is Puerto Rico a country… Ask Miss Universe….WAIT I am so confused…..

By: durhamfood

durhamfood — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:41:39 +0000

No, there isn’t. Israel is (afaik) the only state in the world that hasn’t ever fixed its borders.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:49:35 +0000

There’s a border patrol? Is that like the boy scouts?

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:42:24 +0000

Ah, just like the US Border Patrol!

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:11:27 +0000

There’s a border?

By: durhamfood

durhamfood — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:03:50 +0000

Those are Israeli Border Police, positioned far away from any actual border.

By: julie

julie — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:31:21 +0000

One day they will make a great road crew for some states dept. of transportation.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:02:28 +0000

Be werry quiet, we’re hunting wabbits!