damn homie! this is some good shit!
damn homie! this is some good shit!
(Osama Bin Laden)
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give or recieve?
He is a firster?
So that’s receive, obviously
first? so what?
If you’re going to post stupid things like this, at least spell it correctly.
spell kheck is four the week!
tird
accurate…
Even when not responding to a smear on his party, h.e. can’t avoid insulting people. (Walks off grumbling at the mean-spiritedness of the American Reich)
Yep, we hate a specific race of people, hope to eliminate them, force our population to become soliders in a war, bomb out cities just to get at this race, and put people in cold water and make them swim for hours until they die.
Yep, you accurately state what America is like.
(/sarcasmoff)
Special Olympics above ^
BURN OF THE WEEK! lol
No, that’s just your gonorrhea acting up.
Just thought I’d let you know that I lol’d at this.
BURN OF THE WEEK! lolz
Few things can make me lol at 5h30, but this was one of them.
Some people deserve to be killed. He’s one.
You realise what a stupid statement that is? Of course we would (mostly) all like to see him dead, but consider the facts. If you sacrifice your life for the greater good of ‘allah’ (IE god for you morons out there), you dont just die, you are gauranteed a free ticket into heaven and 70 something odd virgins. Which of course makes no sence, but its religion, Ill leave it be. HOWEVER, on earth you become *dun dun dun* A MARTYR. This would not only incite most radicals, but pratically gaurantee a dramatic increase in terrorist activity and other ‘bad things’. I mean, we were all cool when they were just bombing eachother over there in that giant sand trap, but soon as start going after us it becomes ‘more wrong’ somehow. Priorities people.
Exactly what planet do you live on? The problem with your entire rant is that you play into the terrorist playbook in exactly the manner in which they want you to. Why do you think that terrorism works? Terrorism works because people like you cry “oh… don’t make em mad at us, oh… they’ll just come back and get us.” I bet the bullies on the playground kept your money as they walked away laughing. I don’t know if you were “cool” with terrorism before they attacked the USA, but I made my life’s work trying my best to prevent it, and it wasn’t “cool” with me. Be that as it may, I ain’t about to sit around and hide in the bushes because some idiot wants to die and screw a few baby goats.
I agree. I don’t really like fighting, but you have to fight back to something that is wrong. If you are afraid of the terrorists then they have won.
I don’t know of very many people who actually like fighting…especially the one’s that actually have to do it. But again, not withstanding the many well thought out and not so well thought coments below, I stand by my initial statement. The lol was funny though, he looks like a dude in my dorm back at MSU.
He’s right about the killing though: it’s useless, he would indeed be glorified as a martyr, he would wánt to die. Worst punishment they could ever come up with for a man like Bin Laden.
Capture, castrate, and clear. Now whatcha gonna do when you get all them virgins?
Do you really think he could be anymore glorified than he is now? If we were to capture him and keep him alive, in a US prison the lawsuits would never stop. He would need special meals, prayer time and foot baths and female guards would probably be forced to cover. Then there would be the interviews, Baba Wawa, Larry King… Eventually he would write a tell all book and make millions for the jihad, get out of jail and then off to Hollywood. No, better just to keep him in his cave, if he is still alive.
Not sure about where you live, but in Australia it is a crime to gain profit from previous crimes. He would be given no more special treatment in prison than any other Muslim criminal.
And why would he get out of jail? There is a good chance his crimes would give him life in prison with no chance for parole (if we count out capital punishment).
This was a tongue in check jab at the US legal system, probably the coziest place he could be right now would be a US jail. He would be a celeb in no time in certain circles.
Ramsey Clark and Lynn Stewart would be interested defending him, maybe fighting over the honor
Still, he needs to sing with the choir invisible.
Here’s what I want to know. All those ignorant women blowing themselves up in the name of Allah? WTF do THEY get?! Cause no woman wants 70 male virgins. So seriously, what do they get, esp. considering that their ultra-fundamentalist “brothers” consider them more like property? Just the “free ticket to Heaven”? Will they be treated with more respect there, or just be someone else’s property?
Some of these women are not doing it because they believe. Some do it because they were kidnapped and killing themselves is the only way out of their horrible lives.
Which is why we should pull out because we are the US, we are horrible and doing no good whatso ever there.
If you agree with the above statement……God help you.
ok, I’m just gonna throw this out. One of Saddams favorite torture
techniques for, you know, athletes who lost, people who said bad things about him, people who used a different shampoo then him. Was to lock them in a room with pipes hanging on the ceiling, the pipes would slowly drip acid at different parts and the person would have to run around the room until either they
exhausted and collapsed the small puddles of acid or they make a wrong step and slowly burn their feet off and fall into the acid.
now I’m not saying the invasion was justified, and the cost of the Iraqi and American lives have been more then enough and saddening. But hey, at least you can lose soccer and go home at night.
One more instance of the end not justifying the means, especially as the means are still being compromised.
Dude… I was saying that with sarcasm. People think we’ve done no good there and their is nothing we changed for the better….thats just wrong.
Sarcasm is hard to read online
Read the first sentence, then the second one. The second sentence is there to qualify the first sentence as fallacious.
Men don’t get virgins either: Mistranslation (or, more intriguingly, given Arabic script, a typo), they get 72 white raisins. Not making this up.
lolz knowledge fail. The koran was “revealed” and recorded orally first, before it was transcribed. There is no possibility of a typo, especially as the virgins are meantioned more than once, described and dwelt on in depth. Stop making sh*t up and pretending to know what you’re talking about.
only “white” raisins?? racists!
Seventy-something ODD virgins? Do they not deserve regular virgins? Semantics fail!
Sence? Stop trying to act British, dEMOboy. It’s “sense.” Get some!
Well, they didn’t specify if they were human virgins, so I guess they would be odd.
They are not human virgins. The /houris/ — which we translate to ‘virgin’ — would be in the context described celestial vessels not unlike attendant angels. The houris are not sex objects, as much as the ignorant would like to believe.
The original meaning and intent behind the houris is not really known; the term can meaning ‘wide-eyed ones’ (implying some sort of youth) or as Hein mentions ‘white raisins’. Given that the remainder of Paradise is described with food (eg. wine that gives you a buzz but doesn’t get you drunk, and exotic fruit that causes you to belch sweet fragrances), this isn’t as implausible as it seems. At the time of the Prophet, Arabia was a hot, harsh land; it stands to reason they would view Heaven as a modified Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Except for when you go to Big Rock Candy Mountain no one steals your kidneys.
How weird that the same word for small wrinkled fruit can also be translated as virgin! I actually thought hein was joking. Funny!
I have a better idea, capture Osama Bin Laden, shave his head and face bald. pour pigs blood on his ass and then execute him via a hanging! No virgins no matyers, nothing but the burning flames of hell!!!
We can’t send him to VP Cheney’s house, that is against the 8th Amendment.
Or sew him up inside a huge pig to die- that way Allah cannot find him and he is guaranteed NOT to go to heaven !
As a matter of fact, it’s seventy-something EVEN…
‘Sence’ isn’t British… *sigh*
It’s nothing, at least in English, actually.
it also wouldn’t even be “British” it would be just be “British English” which is used outside of Britain.
unless of course they are suggesting British people have a made up
language of non-existent and misspelled words.
*not worth this comment*
Sooooooo, Brits are in fact lolcats then?
I’d like to see him in prison, personally. Say, in some lockup in upstate NY. Put him in a cell with Bubba the Serial Rapist and let him live a long, healthy life…
For the love of Christ, he’s been dead for years. Just a convenient bogey for the Bushies.
Interesting turn of phrase, there.
Benezir Bhutto mentioned Omar Sheik as “the man who assassinated Osama bin Ladin”, with the understanding that few people believe the official story about him dying of natural causes (though he was fleeing through the mountains with a dialysis machine…)
I’d prefer to see him in a prison for the remainder of his years. I am against capital punishment 100%.
Don’t move to Texas then ! As Ron White said ” We not only have a Death Row, but we use it!”
It is handy then that I live in Australia, where the death penalty was removed decades ago.
Sucks to be U
Quite the contrary. He lives where his ideals are realized in his government. Sucks to be you in January
This caption is funnier, in my opinion:
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/06/05/political-pictures-osama-bin-laden-jihad-ahkmed/
Agreed, still this one isn’t bad.
agreed. much funnier.
ZOMG! whatta hoot !
He has a good heart, you guys just don’t know him like I do.
you must be a complete dumbass. Most likely he would kill you if he had the chance, in fact he would kill us all.
Understanding sarcasm fail.
Everybody must get stoned! (especially the politicos)
Beyn hai, U do’n’ et rite!!1111!
“So what’s so bad about being stoned?”
Mesocyclops,
I dunno – why not ask a homosexual in Iran?
Oh, they don’t have that *problem* over there, remember? The dictator said so.
“Dictator” implies one who is in power over a country.The mullahs rule Iran with Imadinnajacket as the figurehead, similar to the way that Parliament rules England while the Queen just smiles and waves at the parades.
So by those standards, Ahmadinejad is the dictator of Iran. The mullahs set him in place, and he gives the orders.
Ahmadinejad? You mean the democratically elected president still in his first term in office? Not sure where ‘dictator’ comes into this.
You should do some research on Iranian candidates. Specifically, the part whre they need to be approved by the mullahs before they can even stand for election.
There is no democracy in Iran.
There were half a dozen candidates in the 2005 election. In the first round of the election, Ahmadinejad was in second place at a little under 20%. First place was not far ahead of him, so it went to round two where he gained a large majority.
He was elected legitimately and democratically.
He is also a conservative. So it would seem that you two have something in common.
I seriously doubt it.
srsly srsly funneh
“I’m still free…how ’bout you?”
If he didn’t exist, this Admininstration would have had to invent him. He’s like the monster costume under the floor in “The Village”
Yeah, because George Bush was really looking for a way to kill a bunch of his own people before 9/11.
Idiot.
9-11 was the Pretext, George W. Bush merely the figurehead. W’s venality makes him the perfect stooge, but i seriously wouldn’t put such an atrocity past Cheney. W is not smart enough to be any more guilty than was old Baghdad Bob
Tinfoil hat alert!
With all do respect, do you think before you speak?
With all DUE respect, yes, i do…When Rome burned, Nero used the fire as a pretext to expand his persecution of Christians, When the Reichstag burned it was the perfect excuse to get Germany to willingly go along for what turned out to be a very long dark ride on the crazy train, and while i’m not one of these so-called “truthers” who wants to call 9-11 an inside job, when one considers the agendas of a lot of the people associated with this administration, it certainly worked out in a convenient fashion for them. After that, factor in the awfully convenient timing of elevated terror threats every time it seemed like some scandal or exposure of impropriety seemed to be brewing and OBL became little more than a handy scare tactic to make sure that the dumbest elements of our populace ran off willingly to duct tape themselves to “Daddy” with their fingers duly stained with cheeto dust and their pants proudly pissed. And speaking of Daddy figures, Ronnie and George HW Bush sure did a bang up job arming and training OBL and his pals back in the day, no?
Clearly, the answer to CF’s question is “no”.
Damn, EP — Are we in agreement here? Stop the Presses everyone!
I’m as worried as you are. o.o;
Seriously though, there is enough incompetence and evil in the world to explain the bad things that happen. We don’t need conspiracy theories.
For example, I think Obama is a bad candidate — but I don’t believe he is a secret Muslim or a communist spy. Similarly, people can oppose McCain or Bush without making up stories about evil Jewish neocon cabals.
Exactly. Well except that I still think that Osama just needs to be dead. But I do have my faults.
I think we agree once again.
Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get me.
But seriously, more than 95% of conspiracy theories are complete rubbish.
Ooops, spelling error. I hope the black helicopters don’t come make me write it a hundred times.