itz cool
itz cool his wife doesnt have myspace
(John Kerry)
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Objects at party may appear taller than real life?
I dunno- sorta a cross between “The Munsters” and “Weekend at Bernie’s”…
He looks like he may have had a couple with dinner too.
Man, bachelorette party! Guys should *always* steer clear of those!
hes a bad player as he paid them 100 dollars each to stand near him
p.s. FOURTH!!!!!!!!1111!!!1one one one!!!!1
Oh for god’s sake! Those are his daughters, Vanessa and Alexandra. They’re not going to charge him full price.
I’m nominating this comment for Burn-of-the-week.
We don’t do that here.
Dunno if you’re just joking or not, but the girls were drunk on a boat docked by the restaurant he had just left, and swarmed him to get pictures. Yeah, I know, drunk girls and bad judgement…
haha! Go John!
lol mccain is old
that’s not mccain……….
really Sherlock?
well its not.
Hmm…..never knew Herman Munster had game…..
Haven’t you ever checked out Lilie? He’s not game, he’s friggin’ desperate for anything with warm blood.
Looks like a cock surrounded by a bunch of bollocks.
oh god he looks AWFUL. wow.
Yeah, he looks like he died about a month ago and that’s his reanimated corpse.
Actually, I think that’s a horrible picture for everyone involved in said picture.
Yeah. I thought the point was, when you’re ugly, to surround yourself with uglier people, to look better by comparison…
Its fake…
…Failshop
I know it’s probably just a poorly timed picture, but he looks absolutely shitfaced.
Judging by the smile on his face, he’s reliving his Swiftboat days..
Huh? Kerry was in the military? Are you sure?
I think it’s appalling that conservatives feel free to bash war heroes whenever those heroes decline to drink the republican koolaid.
Know what? I could give a damn whether he’s Democrat, Republican, or a flaming wankstain. The fact is, he basically turned his back on those in the military that backed him up to make a name for himself. I’ll bet all of people he served with wouldn’t give him the time of day if they were paid for it. The man is NOT a hero, and receiving a medal doesn’t make you one either.
Yeesh, the guy’s at least been under fire, and, IIRC, still has a piece of shapnel in his leg. That’s more than just about anybody else in the the current administration can claim. Sure, not every combat vet is a hero, but he at least deserves some basic respect for having the balls to go over there and get shot at, when he could’ve easily ducked out of it, as so many others did.
Ok, I’ll give him kudo’s for spending all of four months in ‘Nam and getting wounded. /sarcasm/
I’ve never been shot at, and I kind of like that. That’s why I tend to try not to belittle the service of combat veterans. Have your read Kerry’s testimony before Congress in 1971? It took balls to stand up and speak against the war. Sure, he managed to milk it for all it was worth, and I’m sure that there were plenty of others who similarly stood up who are not now US Senators married to heiresses. But that doesn’t change the fact that he stood up and did something significant, when he could’ve easily ducked any of it.
“he could’ve easily ducked any of it.” You mean like submitting HIMSELF for the three Purple Hearts necessary to go home? Or is it shooting unarmed men in the back that makes him noble?
You people continue to quote the wildly discredited negative campaign ads of four years ago. I can’t believe that anyone would still be stupid enough to believe that anything contained in those ads was fact.
Republicans are so quick to give out the term “hero”. John McCain is a “hero” because he finished nearly last in his classes, crashed 3 planes before ultimately being captured, then used that poor record to better his political career? Supposedly all of the troops fighting wars currently are “heroes”, despite many reports of massacres and torture? And yet despite these claims, you would really come out and say that someone who fought in Vietnam, was wounded in action, and from that experience spoke to the fact that the Vietnam war was wrong, is somehow not a “hero”?
That’s pretty unbelievable. Please educate yourselves.
oh ew :O