Comments on: worst. themepark. ever.

By: jon

jon — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:48:21 +0000

he wails fins

By: BLARG!!

BLARG!! — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:39:13 +0000

or does he???

By: Puta

Puta — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:06:09 +0000

Lmao!! Wincakes.

By: MaMaQ

MaMaQ — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:50:51 +0000

Bite your tongue!!! you might reveal important secrets to The Terrorists about splicing sponge genes into their Evil Activists so that they endure our not-really-illegal-and-Not-Really-Terrorizing-Torture Activities!!!

Don’t give Them any Evil Ideas. Think of the children.

By: ...

... — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:39:49 +0000

that means he wins

By: Joey Clamass

Joey Clamass — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:57:01 +0000

That’s awesome and so Coney Island appropriate. Can’t wait to
check it out.

By: Spazz

Spazz — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:05:53 +0000

NO! This installation is at Coney Island!

BEST theme park ever – worst attraction at said theme park!

By: yen

yen — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:35:39 +0000

You fail at failing.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:28:50 +0000

Please, no more. The stupid, it makes me sick!

By: durr

durr — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:26:30 +0000

“Adults find it very shocking, and kids are like, ‘That stinks.’ They’re so desensitized. They have no idea what the ethical issues are. They wish there was water spraying in their face.”

“I love it,” said Ricki Rosen, the mother of the family. “Hilarious!” Her daughter asked what it was all about, and Ms. Rosen responded: “Waterboarding, Sweetie, is a kind of torture where they pour water on people’s faces so they feel like they’re drowning. But then there was a big controversy because a lot of Americans are saying you shouldn’t torture people even if they are terrorists.” She paused. “The baby is hilarious!”

By: Kaitlin

Kaitlin — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:26:29 +0000

Should have set it to Wumbo…

By: Jane

Jane — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:20:25 +0000

This geek was thinking the same thing…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:29:42 +0000

Ooh, so timely.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:29:01 +0000

I hate to ruin a perfectly good comment by geeky nitpicking, but Expelliarmus would just blast the stupid microphone out of his hands. We need to apparate him there, rly…

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 10:58:04 +0000

What could be worse ? How about Mr Ted Kennedy’s Wild Car ride across the canal?

By: Cheezy

Cheezy — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:59:51 +0000

O.O;;
That….I don’t even want to know what that attraction is like. ‘It dont GITMO better’ ?????

By: cybely

cybely — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:14:00 +0000

It’s only a dollar! What a bargain!

By: cybely

cybely — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:12:59 +0000

Oh I would totally pay to see that.

By: 55555

55555 — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:57:55 +0000

I fail. -_-

By: Kaitlin

Kaitlin — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:02:50 +0000

WHAT. THE. FARK.

By: ubr

ubr — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:53:55 +0000

i bet spongebob could survive waterboarding indefinitely…

By: Brucker

Brucker — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:31:49 +0000

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/06/arts/design/06wate.html

By: AngiTig

AngiTig — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:45:53 +0000

First, why! Why would anyone make a side show out of THAT?
Second, who the hell would pay anything to see it?(except the two in the picture)

By: LameAssTheMity

LameAssTheMity — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:24:31 +0000

You fail at prematurely assuming you failed at spelling.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:09:56 +0000

LOL, “it don’t gitmo better.” Oh spongebob, how silly you are.

By: Dobber

Dobber — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:39:56 +0000

probably get into more trouble for the copyright infringement….

By: 55555

55555 — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:11:32 +0000

I fail at spelling

By: 55555

55555 — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:11:07 +0000

Second

By: ema

ema — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:01:50 +0000

Perfect! Here is where Osama should Expelliarmus to!!