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If the commenters on this site are any indication, you’ve already got the gay vote.
Ha! I get it!
You know, since everyone with whom you disagree is by definition homosexual, which is the WORST POSSIBLE thing to be. It’s funny cuz it’s true!
actually, the worst possible thing to be is probably lolnathan. what an angry dude.
Wow…. jump to conclusions much?
Research shows:
The biggest homophobes are the homo closet cases.
True story.
What about J. Edgar Hoover?
…
Oh yeah. Never mind.
Are you sayin’ Obama sucks like a Hoover?
That was funny!
Lol… Maybe. The photographic evidence suggests it.
… and you know this…. how?
There actually has been at least one scientific study, which found that the straight men who claimed to be the least tolerant of gays had bigger…um…reactions to watching gay porn than the ones who said they were most tolerant.
Even if try, that hardly seems to support the claim.
That’s because the ones who were the most “tolerant” were the ones who were the most concerned about what other people thought of them.
very plausible
If by ‘reaction to watching gay porn’ you mean ‘penises’…
I’m sorry. I couldn’t pass it up.
hmmm….. Lyn’s imagination is sounding more and more lurid…
Any idea where I can find said “research”? Or is that something you heard on Will & Grace?
Don’t diss Will & Grace. That show was damn awesome. I cried for days after it ended.
I cried tears of joy.
I meh’ed tears of meh.
welllll…. not so much “tears” as “meh”.
So I guess I meh’ed mehs of meh.
win
I don’t know, tears of meh gives me a great mental picture. Kudos to you.
I caught the ending and loved it.
oh, the one where he gave up being gay?
I’ve seen you make similar comments, commenting on commenters elsewhere.
Lighten up, Francis.
Lighten up dorks, it was a joke about the Obama fanclub.
I hate to be the ONE PERSON to try to get all serious on a humor site, but this is something to keep in mind for everyday interaction with civilized people: it is really a terrible idea to use “gay” as an all-purpose insult. And don’t try to defend it with “I didn’t mean it like that,” either. It amounts to using gay as a synonym for bad, which is a pretty shitty thing to do. Again, I (unlike SOME PEOPLE) realize this is a humor site, and I have no intention of starting a whole huge debate culminating in EP offering scientific proof from Weekly World News that The Gay are all terrorists, but I’m just trying to save you from an inevitably very uncomfortable situation should you ever realize you actually know a gay person or two.
Oh calm down. I know many gays who use the word ‘gay’ as an insult. Myself included. It seems the only people who really get worked up over it are bleeding heart straight liberals.
heck I’M a liberal and i use it, and one of my teachers is lesbian.
great, one assimilationist dog uses it so he won’t stand out, so that makes it ok. the zillions who are offended don’t count.
glad we sorted that out.
I hate to be the ONE PERSON to try to get all serious on a humor site, but this is something to keep in mind for everyday interaction with civilized people: it is really a terrible idea to use “dog” as an all-purpose insult.
Canine fanciers get upset by specieist discrimination, especially when confronted by the misuse of the “b” word.
Or I am just done caring as people get offended about everything. Hell, I am white, straight, and male. So I am supposedly the root of all evil. Eh, I got over it.
Is she hot?
melt’s the ol’ Doc Martens?
Why dont we all stop taking it so personally and just chill. Because you are starting a big deal about it.
Again, folks LOLNATHAN. Enough said.
At least HE says he is straight…
Where did I say I was straight?
Because a gay person that was not trying to hide in the back of the closet would show more general tolerance I believe. Plus it is rare to find people ardently supporting those who wish to repress them and take away their rights.
How melodramatic.
No kidding, so melodramatic in fact it almost looks faked. Hmmmm.
Assuming I’m straight and a homophobe because I crack a joke, and now assuming I vote Republican?
Oh thats right, according to people around here you have to either vote for Obama or McCain.
Sorry but neither are getting my vote. Continue to make assumptions though, but you know what they say…
meh.. At least he didn’t say ‘first’.
This is like some kind of a witch hunt or something… totally out of proportion to the original comment.
Burn him! Or something. *shrug*
put the false nose on him first.
and find that duck!!!!
XD
BBQ
We need to show McCain guzzling Geritol and see if that gets him the granny vote.
He already has the granny and the grandpa vote sealed up, which is a huge amount of the voting population – but don’t fret, Obama has Europe!
WIN
I just came back from there
What you say is truth.
Again, ema. Me, you, marriage. Got an AIM account or something?
That seems like a nice offer… but we can’t give out private contact info on a public forum, that would be asking for trouble.
Totally off topic (like this isn’t already) but ema, is your first initial N, by any chance? That would be funny.
No, it’s E
Now to let people who don’t live here vote for our leadership! The agenda will be complete!!!
You’d better hope, ’cause it sure isn’t getting you the vegetarian vote!
Could be a tofu dog! Ya never know!
so…. you’re saying he IS gay?
That was stereotyping, offensive and making fun of my chosen candidate.
But it was damned funny.
… the only way that would be more perfect would be if he had arugala on it.
arugula
Well I’m a vegetarian, and he would get my vote if I was an american, course thats because hes more likely to encourage medicinal pot.
So to categorize you more accurately, you’re a hippie?
More accurately… a Dirty Fucking Hippie!
More accurately, a DFH…
No, that would be more concisely.
or more obscurely
more acronymically
WIN
So, smoking pot automatically makes you a hippy? Just like drinking beer automatically makes you a redneck, eating hot wings automatically makes you a football fan, eating peanuts automatically makes you a baseball fan, drinking starbucks automatically makes you a yuppy, or doing cocaine automatically makes you presidential material?
Learn2
TAKE
A
JOKE
Learn to make appropriate jokes.
Yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, Obama supporters! Yay WEED!
This is great!! Michelle looks confussed…
I mean confused. I am confussed…
Wow……….
I am more convinced by every posting that you are my Literature Major friend that lives down the street from me.
Reference is because last time I saw her she was wearing a shirt that says
I am confused
wait…am I?
Not funny. Just slightly offensive.
BAWWWWWWWWWW I DON’T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR
Pobecito!
Learn 2 take a joke.
I love that the same people who whine when Bush and Co are the butt of the jokes are the first to scream “Learn to take a joke!” when Obama gets a lol…
Ease down caretroll. As a douchenozzle I find nothing offensive with this lol.
Most of my gay friends find this pretty funny, too…. But I guess that’s cause they’re, you know, secure in their sexuality and grasps on reality…. Unlike the “Ah!!! Homos!!! They is airborne infectious!!!” crotchwaffle crowd….
Hey this crotchwaffle has a best friend thats homosexual, and plays rugby, you know where they touch when you go down in a scrum? They’ve also openly talked about specific stimulation which im’not sure is okay for this site.
But yeah, not offensive.
‘going down in a scrum’
There’s just so much of rugby that’s hilarious-one-liner ready.
I’d be lying if I denied that.
How is it offensive?
Because gay people don’t like hot dogs.
Obviously, you are one of those closet cases folks are so obsessed about here.
win
C’mon …. you know the old joke : “How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
lol mccain is old
If he wins he’ll be doing that to Putin.
He won’t even get a chance to do it to the Saudis, Bush has been deep-throating their particular hog dog so much over the past 8 years it’s worn down to a nub.
Obama is willing to polish any knob, as long as it isn’t an American one.
You heard it here folks, conservatives advocate that presidents perform fellatio on American citizens only.
And Arabs!
Will that bring gasoline prices down again?
No, it makes sure the Current Administration™ takes no action of their own that won’t profit their OPEC cockmeat sandwich providers
Except that it’s the Democratic Congress, not Bush, that’s preventing domestic drilling, which would bring down oil prices and reduce OPEC’s influence.
But don’t let facts get in the way of your talking points.
DOMESTIC DRILLING WILL NOT SOLVE OUR OIL ISSUE, YOU CROTCHWAFFLE TOOL!!!!
(You just regurgitate the propaganda whole, huh? No filtering at all.)
Plus, due to their contracts and structure, the multi-nationals would end up shipping the majority of it overseas, probably to India and China…
So back at ‘cha with not letting facts getting in the way of your talking points.
ep is not interested in facts, he’s just a mouthpiece.
Heh. EP’s correct, though.
I guess calling him names takes away the sting…
If they can’t deny the facts, they can always insult the messenger.
I thought it was shoot the messenger. Facts, again.
I don’t see any guns here. Only insults.
FB is merely spouting. For example – how much domestic oil is exported? Nonee. So there is no basis for believing that it would be exported to “China and India” … not that that would matter if it was, since oil is fungible … oil purchased from one supplier frees up the oil from another supplier. Prices would still go down.
No wonder FB has to resort to name-calling.
Wow, a little over the top, don’t ya think? I mean, you could have left out the ‘yelling’ and insult and still made your point. Besides, I don’t think EP’s comment deserved such a harsh comeback.
I’m just frustrated with all the unfiltered, irresponsible Republican talking points, selling out our long term prosperity and well-being to score easy points with the willfully ignorant for political and corporate gain/greed.
I believe both sides are guilty of this. There are policies that the Democrat controlled Congress enacted that certainly did no favors to the country. So while it’s fair to hang things on Bush, it’s equally fair to hold the Democrats responsible as well.
Lefties don’t like dissent.
What does it matter where they ship it if it brings down the price?? It is actually cheaper to send it to China from Alaska then to ship it to refineries on the East Coast. If we could actually build more refineries in the US it would be different. But at least that money stays in our country and we get taxes on income from it! We then pay for cheaper oil from the middle east which has gone down in price because supply has gone up. We should however build new refineries now.
omg – yes, in twenty years we could produce our own oil. why don’t you just get off your ass and walk to work, dude? oh, wait, you know everything so you don’t have to.
It’s not abot walking to work or driving a more fuel efficient car or inflating your tires, it’s about small businesses failing and people losing their jobs and not being able to afford heat in the winter – really the price isn’t all that bad now, but if we don’t do something soon about it things could get real bad real quick for the economy – and that does not mean the rich because they will be fine.
douchenozzles caring about business?
Ema! Come on!
The rich will not be fine – not with workers to support their businesses. And because of that, then, businesses will fail, and more people will be without jobs, and there will be more of a draw on the economy, and it’ll just keep getting worse – for EVERYBODY. That’s how it works. Trickle down works for debt as well as net.
Well, I am talking about the jet setting rich, the kind that dont own small businesses and move their money to Swiss bank accounts and live in France.
Even then, it applies. Getting less money hurts, however you’re living, because people live with what they are given, and when it drops, it’s hard to compensate.
They wont die of hunger or cold because they can’t afford heat…
But, yes it would hurt them, just not as much as the marjority
It’s not about how much it hurts as much as the cycle. Hurt the rich, hurt the middle class, hurt the poor, hurt the rich, etc. It’s a big circle, and it works in good times and bad.
That is kind of what I was talking about, but my point was that the higher and higher gas prices will hurt the poor way more than the rich, and the poor are the ones the dems are claiming to want to help, by hurting the rich you are actually probably killing the poor – so I think we are on the same page here.
And are YOU walking to work or riding public transport? And how long have you been doing your part to conserve?
Actually, yes. For years. Now what?
sweet! That means I can buy that SUV I’ve had my eye on.
You balance me out!
I’ll walk to work when Al Gore does. Let me know.
HA! You won’t get much exercise waiting for that to happen.
LOL!
That’s not fair! Gore can’t walk to work because A) he doesn’t have a real job and B) he needs to oil his joints first because he’s a friggin’ ANDROID!!!
Like me, your the exception and not the rule. I don’t know how many cars I see with one occupant who is no doubt bitching about the price of gas.
… so not everybody is in a position to carpool or walk to work. Some peoplee have to make many stops as part of their work day. You got luck.
Come to think of it… it’s UNFAIR for you not to need to pay lots of money for gas, while others need to… maybe we should start taxing people who don;t drive that much and use the money to buy gas for those that do.
Must have been at it already; gas is down about 15 cents around here. I figured someone musta been gettin greased…
Oil prices started falling just after Bush announced his support for offshore drilling.
Now that the Russians have invaded Georgia (with its oil pipeline), prices will probably go up again.
God it must suck to be you.
like bush hasn’t already…
Probably not, but the fact that you recognize us as actual human beings certainly helps.
You’re getting a little optimistic…”actual human beings?” No, still just “voting demographic.”
.
“Hey let’s dangle the promise of marriage in front of them and see what they do!”
They’ll dance.
Is it stereo type that a lot of homosexuals like to dance? Specifically club or bar scene? Not the everyone has their shirts off and leather pants dancing that they show.
The Negro Community frowns upon your shenanigans, Barack Obama.
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=9u3st5&s=4
Picture added for emphasis.
I thought it looked more like he was trying to prove to us “bitter, gun toting, Bible hugging” average Americans that he’s just an average guy who likes cheap food just like we eat. At least when he wants our vote.
right, he does not look like he is enjoying it, probably threw it on the ground after the photo was taken, and his wife looks like she is going to hurl
Rightwing lies!!! Everyone loves hot dogs!
Photos dont lie!! I don’t know about everyone esle but I ran right out to Der Wienerschnitzel when I saw this one.
Were you looking for food or a substitute for a boyfriend?
i guess i stepped in this one… FOOD just FOOD ok? does everything have to be about sex?
Hmmm….. after the Celeb ad, the ‘bama people were all over the notion that “phallic buildings” were featured in the ad. So …. long tower in the backgound == genitals …. jamming long hot dog into mouth == nuthin’.
i don’t like hot dogs. i hate hot dogs.
are you sure?
Making Butte, Montana proud by chowing down on a hot dog during the 4th of July.
Yikes. Kind of a low bar for pride in Butte….
The bar is relative. We will take what can get cause if I remember correctly Obama wasn’t in your town for the 4th now was he?
Larry Sinclair Dog FTW
yikes
I thought Obama’s people “disappeared” him….
Doesn’t matter if he gets another few votes…he’s already won.
Hot dogs are pretty gross though,
have you guys ever been to a hot dog factory?
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“He’s already won”?
Is the vote rigged already ? Or have you been listening to the media again?
Sorry – you guys are the vote riggers. Like the MO ruckus demanding picture ID unconstitutionally unless the judges “recognize” you … meaning white upper or middle class and not looking like a filthy hippy?
You obviously have not read much about Chicago politics and fraud.
And yes, you should show proof of who you are to PREVENT voter fraud. The only people against that would be people for fraud…. Like Democrats!
The gentleman in question brought his voter ID card and a utility bill – as listed on the voter’s website. This should have been enough for him to vote per state law.
Instead he was arrested and told never to return to the polling place. He did not assault anyone or cause a disturbance other than asking the judges to call the election officials to verify that he brought what he should. He had a picture ID but refused to show it to the judges because he should not have to. He made a stand based on constitutional right to vote and was arrested.
What segment of our population might not have a recognized picture ID? Students, lower income, Rural voters? What party do these groups usually vote for? It is theorized that this demand for ID is targeted at reducing the number of democrat voters. Not every person turned away would have argued (as proved in Florida when people blocked black voters at the polls).
He wasn’t arrested for trying to vote; he was arrested for screaming, pounding tables with his fists and generally acting crazy. (This while poll workers were trying to contact officials to see if the man could validly vote.)
You seem to have read a totally different version of these events – the one I read was supported … was yours?
Of course. That was what the Director of Elections sited as the reason that he poll workers called the cops. My source was one of the local network affiliates.
What was the reason that your sources gave for the cops being called? Bored poll workers? Evil CIA conspiracy?
Obama and his drones are so arrogant they think they don’t even need an election.
A repub accusing dems of election rigging? Shall we take a look at the 2000 election?
You mean when the courts voted in favor of bush?
Oh yeah I forgot the conspiracy theory your investing in.
Seriously, out of all your arguements you douchenozzles use to why bush sucks, this one is the weakest.
First, the courts deciding in favor of the shrub negates every single vote cast in that election.
Second, you think of it as just a coincidence that all the mix up on that election happened in the state where his brother is governor.
Just because people believe there is a conspiracy, doesn’t mean there isn’t one.
The courts decided in favour of the Constitution. Too bad Gore’s attempt to overthrow the election failed.
Yeah: The 2000 elections proved that the electoral college is effective in preventing major cities and city areas from ruling the country.
I’m sorry – I meant ‘a small number of major cities’.
I still shudder at the number of voting citizens (especially Democrats!) back in 2000 who had no concept of how the Electoral College works.
there’s a book about that called Witness To A Crime. it’s really good.
Or watched “How It’s Made”?
I will eat the Hebrew National brand dogs because they use all beef and better meat cuts but I wouldn’t touch a regular one after watching how they are made.
C’mon … how will you gt your servings of pig snouts, cow brains and rat turds unless you eat hot dogs?
*gag*
Like I said, I eat the Hebrew National dogs but I like my meats identifiable.
Well brain tacos are a delicacy in Mexico and they are very good, they also use the tongue in a very good dish and you may have heard of menudo? That’s from tripe or cow stomach lining. Said to be a cure for a hangover. Poorer countries actually make use of the whole animal, if you are going to kill it you may as well use it all, it’s considered wasteful not too. The rat turds would not be good though…
In the old days, cow brains were fried up in the USofA too. Mad Cow put an end to the last vestiges of that. Some people do still cook PIG brains as a substitute, though.
Oy, mad cow! That’s enough to make anyone go vege.
Hmm… only if by “mad” you mean angry and vengeful.
pretty eye-opening-I-was-never-able-to-eat-another-hot-dog type experience.
I’m not a vegetarian in case anybody ASSUMED so.
BTW, it does look like his wife is going to puke…ha ha
we can see who wears the gag reflex in THAT family!
Progress doesn’t come from early risers, progress is madeby lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.
Necessity is the mother of Invention- but Laziness is it’s father!
It looks to me like he unhinged his jaw. Oh right, just like a snake!
wow…… I guess he is a lawyer after all!
i dont believe gobbling cheap meat is going to win the gay vote.
we need to see the anus to hooves ratio on these hotdogs to judge.
ok… I see how all of it fits the theme … except the hooves.
uh, its called hotdog ingredients.
Heh. The Bamabots hate this one…
Now that all the psychos have weeded themselves out and its just the decent douchenozzles and crotchwaffles, I am enjoying this site.
Interestingly, I associate choking down hotdogs with the homophobe vote.
how is that interesting?
good question!
TITS or GTFO
OMGWTFBBQ!
Michele’s saying ” I thought you said you stopped that after college!”
To be honest… I always expected something. =D.
nom nom nom.
if you dont vote for obama then you are racist………..like he is.
Yes, yes it will. LOL!
aw obama, thats so sweet, but i was already gonna vote for you.
not cool
LOL The look on Michelle’s face is priceless.
Finally! Some one points this out!! : D