Creepy greeter
Creepy greeter welcomes you To walmart
(Wal-Mart)
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He’s actually one of the less-creepy greeters I’ve ever seen at Wal-mart.
soooo… you have issues with the elderly and “ethnic” types?
You can come in this Wal-Mart…but you can never leave. MuaHaaHaaaHaaa!
“Welcome to the Wal-Mart California
Such a frugal place, such a frugal place”
…. you know, I’m not REALLY an Eagles fan…. Honest!!!
Best price in town for colitas, though.
explain to foreigner?
sounds like “colitis”
do not want.
It’s a parody of “Hotel California”, a song by The Eagles that was written (if I remember correctly) about some crazy cult in California…yeah, sorry it’s not terribly specific…
Resistance is futile. Your money WILL be assimilated.
Actually, that guy is Wal-Mart’s new security monitoring for their parking lots. Cheaper than using cameras and then actually having to monitor them.
lol mccain is old
RRROOOOOFFFFLLLLLLLLUUHHHHH
WTFOMGBBQ!
How the heck do you get a lame, over-used McCain joke out of a Walmart joke??? fcol….try a new joke.
Protip: McCain is old is a PK meme. kthnxbai
Because old people are greeters at Walmart. Maybe if the whole president thing doesn’t work out for him he can go apply to be a walmart greeter.
I never really understood that greeter-thingy. The concept itself already looks creepy.
I always thought they were actually there for directions/checking that you actually paid for that flat-screen TV.
they are actually there to deter shoplifting. the theory is creating that “friendly and personal” atmosphere will deter the shoplifter, that and they check receipts. the problem of course is that the majority of shoplifting within companies is done by employees.
That and some (not all) of the greeters I’ve seen at Walmart are so out of it they couldn’t stop a shoplifter if their pacemaker depended on it.
haha. would you be making any physical effort for the sake of the joy that is working at walmart?
plus technically they aren’t supposed to physically touch anyone, the lawsuit would be slapped on walmart so fast it wouldn’t be worth it. or you end up shanked by a crack head because really, everything ends with being shanked by a crack head.
Well, since I work in retail (at a bookstore) I do know that there is really nothing you can do to shoplifters besides follow them around and make them uncomfortable. It’s all so pointless anyway, we have sensors and alarms, but if someone sets off the alarm they are legally allowed to keep walking out the door and there is nothing we can do about it, so why should I take time asking the honest people who stop to show me their receipt and purchases. Retail sucks.
I worked at a bookstore as well, an offset of Virgin (of course, what isn’t) at the airport. we were told not to even bother if someone steals something, even if you see them pick up a book off the shelf, yell I AM STEALING THIS, and leave. which i agree with as if someone is crazy enough to risk their plane ticket for a book, i’m not messing with them.
even when i was a security guard at a major art gallery, with billions of dollars at stake, you were just supposed to politely ask people not to let their children put their sticky hands on a da vinci or climb on top of the 4000 year old statue.
retail sucks and people are weird.
Hi, I’m John McCain and welcome to Walmart…or is it the revolution…or is it, wait a minute, senior moment here!
Having been a Wal-Mart greeter… let me just say, if you had to greet all the crack-heads and jerk-offs who come into Wal-Mart, you’d feel like being creepy.
Where is Sarah Connor… where is Sara Conner… where is Sarah Connor…
It’s actually a manifestation of all the underpaid slave labor employed by Sam Walton’s family.
“Welcome to Walmart! Get your shit and get out!”
<3 Walter…
I love Walter! LOL. I use that line almost every time I go into Walmart! LOL
Walter for President! Peanut for Vice President!
Old lady walmart greeters I’m ok with. It’s the old dudes that creep me out…. “Here would you like a smilie sticker?” Forcefully placed on your boob! “No thanks! creepy old man!”
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Urgh, I’ve greeted at walmart before DX It’s no wonder they get old people to do it, I’m 18 and I about went insane in that mere hour. I guess old people don’t mind just standing there. I can’t do it all day, though, not at all. D:
WOW!! I acully meet the guy???
omg i just set this as my backround