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But Obama, now he’s a rock star!!
Ema I’d like you to marry me. What do you say?
hope you like cats… and dogs…
I do. Lets get hitched.
I can be ring bearer?
no u cant cuz ham sandwiches are eating your computer mouse….
Admit it, you’re jealous. We get to cheer for a rock star running a historic campaign, you have to support a tired old rehash of your last failure. You wish you had a rock star.
Hmmm… not really true of those of us who have left high school (literally and figuratively)…
No, we have a candidate with substance.
You have an empty suit.
Put a cool washcloth on your forehead and have a nice nap, Seth. You’re overexerting yourself again !
*Warning: This is a Joke Made in Very Poor Taste and Against My Better Judgement*
McCain might be the only hope of a valid 3rd candidate, with his 1,200 pages of health concerns and all…depends on who’s vice-pres at the time.
Well, considering the debates will be Obama vs. McCain vs. McCain, he may already be that 3rd party candidate…
(to which most people don’t relate, I might add)
Sarcasm WIN!
Are you suggesting they relate better to being multimillionaire beer money heir(esse)s?
Obama and his wife make way more than the average person as well, but he is also quite smug and arrogant. How about saying “America is not what it… uh… could have been… used to be… uh…” DOH!
Both of them are arrogant, they’re politicaions. However, both can pronounce “nuclear” correctly. I’d say that’s a step in the right direction.
Both Michelle and Obama? Yea, that’s right.
Obama and McW, obviously.
Sigh. Who cares that Bush pronounces “nuclear” the same way Eisenhaur did?
D’oh Eisenhower
All politicians have an arrogant streak in them. If you don’t think you could do better than most at running the country, you have no business running for office. The Obamas started in relative poverty (*relative*) and worked their way up, and just about everyone I know relates to them more than they relate to the McCains. Whether how “cool” and easy to relate to someone is is really what should play a factor in electing a president is another issue all together, but again, most Obama supporters I know favor him for policy reasons.
Policy reasons? He hasnt stated hardly any clear policy stances, and his voting record is too slim to infer anything.
Clearly you can read, go to his website and read his policies. No one here is going to do your research for you. If you’re going to be determined to dislike him, fine, but at least don’t showcase your ignorance by saying he has no policies or positions.
Obama changes his policies every day. Sometimes he changes his policies in mid-sentence.
Nobody knows what his policies are.
The Obamas aren’t just arrogant, they’re megalomaniacs. Barack thinks the oceans rise and fall depending on his fortunes.
BEHOLD BARACK’S MIGHTY HAND!!!
Let me introduce you to the terms ‘hyperbole’ and ‘metaphor’. These are important.
Let me introduce you to the term ‘narcissism’.
Let me introduce you to a big steaming cup of STFU.
LOL! PWN!
Republican’s don’t one someone young and confident in charge, they want someone unfit, a bumbling idiot or a crook. Or preferably all of the above.
Republicans want someone who loves America in charge.
Doesn’t take much to fool you in that respect, does it, seeing as Republicans are more interested in cloth worshipping and lapel pins than substance.
Obama’s close associations with racist America-hater Jeremiah Wright and unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers are more significant, as I said.
But that’s okay ! He’s a DEMOCRAT!
And don’t forget his connections to Jerry Falwell and John Hagee.
Fundamentalists who blame America for 9/11 and view it as an act of god like the muslim terrorists did. Before he was running for president he spoke out against fundamentalists but when he wants to look like a Christian for voters he suddenly buddies up with them.
Oh, wait. That’s McCain who did that.
No, they aren’t the same.
McCain didn’t attend their churches for 20 years, or name them as huhis spiritual advisors.
Apples and oranges.
Nah, more like Fuji to Gala.
Shut up. I happen to think they’re better than McCain! He’s tryiing to figure out his policies, so what? Think you could do better? I beg of you to try. Do, try, sort out the mess that is this country. No one can.
Oh, good Gandhi, I meant trying.
You know, maybe if you repeat “People don’t relate to Obama” over and over again, that will make the majority of American voters stop idolizing him. Oh wait, no, it won’t. It will just show how out of touch you are, sorry.
you mean the majority of Europeans worship him…
Just keep telling yourself that and it will all be okay. The American people are sick of Republicans. Historically republican states are seeing some of the highest new Democratic voter registration in ages. People happen to love Obama, but that is almost beside the point. Given the level of anger towards the Republican party, a two dollar crack whore could beat McCain.
Historically Republican states are seeing some of the highest new Democratic voter registration in ages because of Operation Chaos. Don’t believe for a second all those folks will continue to vote Democrat come November.
Last poll I saw said that Americans were sick of hearing about ol’ B-HO.
The majority of Europeans when he provides a concert and beer for them.
(giggle) This is what it looks like when one of those right wing lies gets started!
Always wondered what they looked like when they were babies…
Or the liberal way to deal with an unpleasant truth is to just catagorically declare it a lie.
just like they did about global warming. o…. wait…. that be some
of the republicans
You’ve never looked at a poll, have you?
McCain is old, but I think Obama is too skinny to be President. I mean seriously. The man needs to eat. Maybe he could adopt an Italian mother or something.
… and what is the deal with those dumbo ears? srsly.
I know. He should have been the subject of a Disney movie or something.
But who would do the voice of Jerimiah the Rat? Oops. Mouse. I meant Mouse.
At least you did not really mess up and say Monkey.
Well, Rev Wright does like to fling poo….
“Obama the Skinny, Black, Flying Elephant”
You know who has dumbo ears? Will Smith; why is that man so sexy?
Its all the time he spends at the gym instead of visiting wounded soldiers, keeps a guy trim
Ahhhh, the smell of propaganda.
I love the smell of propaganda and sheep mentality in the morning…
Of course you do. You’re a libtard.
“time he spends at the gym instead of visiting wounded soldiers, ”
So, time spent playing basketball with unwounded soldiers is dishonorable?
You can do both. Problem here was that B-HO cancelled an announced vistit to wounded troops once he found out he could only bring senate staffers (no photogs, campaign staff or press zoo). So he went to the gym instead.
If Barack does something and there’s no camera to take a picture, does it reallly happen?
As did McCain, per the request of the DOD
Not true.
The DOD didn’t request Obama to cancel the visit. Obama cancelled it himself, so he could get in some gym time with a German reporter.
DOD barred him from visiting until the last moment when he was on the plane out. But it was wrong of him not to parachute down to visit even more soldiers.
That’s a lie.
The visit was fully arranged and authorized. The base was expecting him. Obama cancelled it.
Why do you libs always need to lie in order to make a point? Oh yes, it’s because the truth is against you.
Naw Lincoln was real skinny. McCains wife scares me…
You’re afraid of Special Education teachers ? Why?…….. Ooooohhhh, right….
My bad!
I’m no fan of McCain (anymore), but seriously, stop making fun of his age. It has nothing to do with anything. It’s not as though he’s senile or anything. It’s a ridiculous criticism – might as well fault Obama for being, I dunno, skinny. Why do we infantalize our elderly in this culture?
And I’m no Republican shill, btw – I’m Canadian, but I’d vote Obama if I were an American.
Oh god Steve. What, were you reading my mind! LOL.
Great minds think alike, at least on most things. johnnycomelately. He’s a new kid in town. Everybody’s talkin’ and your still around…..
Yeah, like anyone but you and I will get that reference.
Ooo!!! Oooo!!! Me!! I get it!!! I get…. wait…. I think I may have revealed a little too much info about myself….
You’re old? And you listen to crappy ’70s music?
I hate the fuckin’ Eagles!
(that is a quote from an awesome movie — actually I’m OK with the Eagles)
insults from someone who cries first first–not so effective.
It was meant to be tongue-in-cheek. I got the reference, too, crapweasel.
Cue the crying girl. “Leave Johnny alone!!”
That was a guy.
I apologize for knowing that.
I may be fat, but McCain’s old and I can lose weight!
EAT THAT.
No, wait…I’ll take it…
His age does effect ability to survive the rigorous schedule required of a president.
I have said this before but:
Look at before pictures of presidents swearing in. Look at after pictures 4 years in. HUGE aging effect in 4 years.
Now we take a man that is already well past retirement age and honestly, electing him could be a death sentence.
America is McCain’s Bukkit List.
We did it with Reagan for two terms. He totally buried the Soviet Union and turned the economy around that Carter drove into the ground. Age is not a factor.
But is McCain an actor? There’s the trump factor right there.
Hmm.. does acting like a politician count?
The way age affects a person is usually determined in a large part by genetics. “Old” McCains mother, who is in her 90s has been traveling on the campaign trail with him. And as far as his ability to handle rigorous conditions I’d say his stint in the Hanoi Hilton proved he can handle “rigours” way better than the majority of us can.
And as far as any bucket list goes, I’d rather have someone in office that has proven his loyalty to this country in ways most people could never have handled, than someone who’s not even sure if he wants to publicly demonstrate any sign of patriotism.
Sounds to me like the death sentence to this country would be the America hating Obama. Not McCain just because he’s old.
In return for medical treatment at a civilian hospital, a privilege never granted to other injured POWs, McCain reportedly told NVA interrogators the name of his aircraft carrier, how many Navy pilots had been lost, the number of planes in his flight formation, tactics used during bomb runs and the location of rescue ships in the Tonkin Gulf.
Because of the revelations which McCain repeated in propaganda radio broadcasts, the North Vietnamese contemptuously nicknamed him “Songbird.”
On June 4, 1969, a U.S. wire service story headlined, “PW Songbird Is Pilot Son of Admiral,” described one of McCain’s radio recordings: “Hanoi has aired a broadcast in which the pilot son of the United States commander in the Pacific, Adm. John McCain, purportedly admits to having bombed civilian targets in North Vietnam and praises medical treatment he has received since being taken prisoner.”
I doubt they would even have to torture Obama.
Obama would already be on the enemy’s side. He hates America.
Do you have anything to back that up other than his choice to not visit the injured soldiers? Suffering from political opportunism is not the same as hating the country.
Of course I do.
Barack refused to wear a flag pin or to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. But more importantly, he attended a racsist anti-American church for 20 years, soaking up Jeremiah Wright’s sermons on “God damn America”.
And then there’s Obama’s terrorist friends, Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. Ayers, who on September 11, 2001 said he’d wished he had committed more acts of terrorism against America, was photographed standing on an American flag in 2002.
This is the real Obama.
In McCain’s 1999 autobiography, Faith of My Fathers, he admitted to smoking
cigarettes provided him by his captors. It’s reasonable to assume the North
Vietnamese weren’t aware he was addicted to nicotine. Thus, if McCain, a two packs
a day smoker, had initially refused the tobacco favor, nothing would’ve been said or
inferred.
On the other hand, when he took that first puff, his captors knew instantly McCain
had a weakness that could make him more vulnerable to disclosing military secrets
during interrogations, which he did.
“Obama, 42, told me recently he had tried marijuana in high school and hasn’t consumed any illegal drugs in 20 years. When I asked if there was anything beyond marijuana in his past, Obama said, “That’ll suffice.” But the book includes a passage in which Obama discusses how he dealt with questions from his mother when he was 17 and a senior in high school. The context of the book also makes clear that he was trying to deal with the problems his race presented.
“I had learned not to care,” he wrote. “I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though. …”
“Blow” is a street name for cocaine. “Smack” is slang for heroin. “
I can cut and paste too!!
And back when i was a College Republican in the late 80’s, I couldn’t help but note the irony that so many of my CR peers were dealing blow and smack while parroting Nancy’s “Just Say No” propaganda, nor the irony of the 2 years i spent doing some of those same substances
I can Google too..
He was subjected to rope bindings and repeated beatings every two hours, at the same time as he was suffering from dysentery. Further injuries led to the beginning of a suicide attempt, which was stopped by guards. After four days, McCain made an anti-American propaganda “confession”. He has always felt that his statement was dishonorable, but as he would later write, “I had learned what we all learned over there: Every man has his breaking point. I had reached mine.”
So what’s your point? Do you think YOU could go that long being tortured and not “sing like a bird”? I know I wouldn’t last a week, much less 6 years.
I have been voting and I have seen some pretty funny lols with Obama but by the time I get to them they are already -30 or more. It’s not because they aren’t funny, but at least they are getting to the voting page and you can see them if you vote. You can also favorite them and put them on blogs etc. Fun!
It’s really too bad there aren’t enough Republicans left to vote a lol onto the front page of Pundit Kitchen, let alone vote a president into the White House. Oh well, at least you’ll get to spend the next eight years complaining, we know how you love that!
Eight years? LOL Good one.. Clinton was the exception, not the rule. Most Democraps only last one term before the public tosses them out. So we’ll only get to whinge for four years, unless of course your guy doesn’t win. In which case we will heap humiliation and abuse upon you daily.
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Barbie is skering me.
Ken was put into a single man cell at the Hanoi Hilton, you wouldn’t age so well either.
Welll…. um… Barry didn’t get paid very much for his first month of “community organizing”. See how you like a month or two of low wages right out of school!
yeah, but his first wife didn’t ditch him for coming out of it all busted up.
Barry’s first wife ditched him?
I thought it was Barry’s first father who ditched him.
Oh, and his second father too.
McCain ditched his first wife (who remained loyal to him while he was a POW, though he did not return the favor after her car accident) to hook up with Cindy Hensley and her beer money. Then he married Lady Stepford before his divorce from the previous Mrs. McCain was even finalized
Divorce and remarriage is a crime now, is it?
At least McCain wasn’t like John Edwards — fathering a love child while his wife was dying of cancer.
I’m not going to make any excuses for Edwards, He f**ked up and as a result, i regret having initially supported him. But you dodged the issue…McCain was not legally, technically divorced from wife No. 1 when he married Cindy McCain, so the entirety of his relationship with her up until that divorce became final was a combination of bigamy and/or just plain old cheating on the Mrs….And since Edwards is not Obama, let me remind you of one or more of your ideological kin who is not McCain: Newt Gingrich…Cheated on and then subjected Wife #1 to the deadbeat treatment…refused to pay alimony or child support to the point that their church had to take up a collection for her and the kid(s); Decided that post cancer surgery was a good time to start discussing divorce with wife #2 and began an affair with wife #3 before actually getting around to divorcing #2…Henry”Youthful Indiscretion” Hyde, David “diapers” Vitter, Larry “wide stance” Craig, Rudy “Judi” Guiliani
Two can play at that game.
Obama’s father (his real one) wasn’t divorced when he married Obama’s mother. So there’s bigamy right back in your face again.
And let’s not forget Bill Clinton, or Ted Kennedy’s drunken driving causing the death of his girlfriend.
Um, Mouthpiece? We’re not voting for Obama’s father, Bill Clinton, or Ted Kennedy…. but I guess that’s central to you point.
And Michelle didn’t have bogus prescriptions written out in the names of her employees then have her husband’s lawyers try to allege extortion against one of those employees for trying to clear his own name after it was used for said bogus scripts
Michele too a bribe from her employer so that Barack would give them a government grant. Triple pay, followed by a million dolaar eamark.
Mmm, smells like Chicago corruption.
It is apparent that with just a little looking, something bad can be found of almost everyone. Especially politicians.
There’s a lot more to be found about Obama that hasn’t come out yet.
The mainstream media covered for Edwards and they’re still covering for Obama.
Here’s another bit that Obama has been covering up:
U. S. Senator Barack Obama is a citizen of Kenya and became a citizen of Kenya under the Independence Constitution of Kenya in 1963. Obama has never renounced his Kenyan citizenship. He is also a U. S. Citizen.
“Under the Independence Constitution of Kenya, Obama became a Kenyan citizen on December 12, 1963. He has never renounced his Kenyan citizenship. On his senate web site, Obama tap dances around his own dual nationality when discussing his father. Obama obviously knows, because his father told him, that he also held/holds Kenyan nationality.
“Once again, we find Barry O concealing fascinating information about his identity. There is nothing unusual about dual nationality. Indeed, ancient Roman Law doctrines of jus sanguini and jus soli come into play, because both Kenya and the U. S. recognize dual nationality. Once again, the issue is not ‘legality.’ The issue is the cover-up; Obama’s concealment of his own identity. From us, and most of all from himself.
Only because he knows that it would raise eyebrows. Not everyone is clued in when it comes to dual nationality. While it is ‘normal’, it begs the question as to where his loyalties lie. I’d say if he is concealing this, his loyalty is NOT with the U.S. but with his own interests.
The Kenyan connection bears further investigation. Dual citizenship aside, Obama’s active campaign support for his Kenyan cousin Odinga is a black mark. Odinga ran for election on an Islamic fundamentalist platform for the introduction of Sharia law, and Obama visited Kenya to assist in his campaign.
That’s something which has yet to come out in the mainstream with any prominence. The MSM hasn’t fully explored the Ayers connection either, and then there’s the ACORN group.
Lots of skeletons on Obama’s closet are waiting for serious coverage.
You really are desperate. At the moment republicans have it easy because no-one thinks McCain has a cat in hell’s chance. If he actually makes up some ground then it’s going to be his skeletons in the media spotlight, the one’s he’s been getting a free ride on so far.
Since McCain ran in 2000, most of those skeletons have already been resurrected, so I doubt you will find anything new.
I have dual citizenship with Ireland. It was something my parents did back when I was like 5. I never renounced it because it is a part of my heritage. I am still American. I don’t think of myself as Irish anymore than any of the millions of Irish Americans over here (maybe a little less than some based on watching parades and such.)
December 12, 1963 was 44 years ago. Maybe if this was McCain we were talking about something that happened 44 years ago would be significant … because … you know … HE IS SO DAMN OLD. But Obama was just a kid 44 years ago.
Where’s that Michelle “Whitey” tape, mmmmmmm? Doesn’t exist.
And you did a real great job with “Larry Sinclair” too.
Your batting average = 0.
Your credibility is in the negative numbers!
she still looks like plastic!!!
huh? It’s a blurry photo. Blurry photos don’t look like plastic, generally…. I think you’re having a Rorcharch moment
If she looks like that in a blurry photo, better resolution in this case would be even more unflattering
This photo scares me…
they remind me of the couple at the end of David Lynch’s “Mulholland Drive” just before Naomi Watt’s character shoots herself
Yeah, I’d probably shoot myself too….
Aaaa!!!! Scary da!!!! Kowaii!!!!!!
YARG that’s a bad picture.
Where’s all the bad pictures of Obama ? Oh, wait…The Liberal press will not release any- it might upset Obama-poo!
There are still a few bad pictures of Obama seeping through. I’ve submitted one or two to the picture pool here — but they never get through.
You will not find a bad picture of Obama on Pundit Kitchen.
“PunditKitchen- censoring anti-Obama LOL’s for the people’s safety and security”
If you want Obama LOLs to show up, submit them and get people to vote for them. Just because some people vote against them doesn’t mean they’re being censored. If you want them to show up, vote for them and get others to vote for them. It’s as simple as that.
They have to get to the voting page first. I’ve submitted a few myself that never made it to voting.
The problem is they do not even show up on the vote page for people to vote on !
So the picture of him eating a hot dog for the gay vote is GOOD?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
So PK throws us an occassional bone…
Ok I know everyone takes a bad picture but good gracious! For someone who is usually so well put together, anyone think she looks like the Tales from the Crypt character? Sunken eyes and creepy smile, I keep waiting to see her open the dark book!
Hey, even I look more natural than that.
OMG. That picture is just…BLEH! *shudder*
haha…the Cryptkeeper…that’s a good one…I was trying to come up with a zinger…but that’s better than any I had thought of…hahaha…good one ‘icanhzme’ and yeah…McCain definitely looks like Popeye in this picture…
*inserts photo-shopped Popeye pipe*
All I have to say about this useless banter about Obama and McCain is that all politicians, if I can quote South Park, are douchebags or Shit Sandwiches, otherwise they wouldn’t be politicians. They are the United Party of Capitalism – screw both of them.
haha…the Cryptkeeper…that’s a good one…I was trying to come up with a zinger…but that’s better than any I had thought of…hahaha…good one ‘icanhzme’ and yeah…McCain definitely looks like Popeye in this picture…
*inserts photo-shopped Popeye pipe*
All I have to say about this useless banter about Obama and McCain is that all politicians, if I can quote South Park, are douchebags or Sh*t Sandwiches, otherwise they wouldn’t be politicians. They are the United Party of Capitalism – screw both of them.
oh yeah…in case you wanted to know what that last remark was about…it covers nearly all politicians. I don’t care what anyone says: Contributions=Bribes. As with the Romans, watch this outdated system collapse under it’s own bloated weight.
Wrinkly TITS or GTFO
The 5-year-old child within me is sobbing now. I hope you’re happy, whoever submitted this- you’ve driven me a little closer to the edge.
OMG! It’s John Travolta… Scientology ftl
lol it’s called “olay anti-aging cream”.
apparently it didn’t work too well. xD