Comments on: Fuck the Olympics…

By: pembo210

pembo210 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:17:46 +0000

i know right…

By: pembo210

pembo210 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:15:27 +0000

lol!!

By: Taneer

Taneer — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:12:48 +0000

So…She’s a welfare queen?

I’m confused on this comment, so I’m just going to disregard it as a retarded mom joke.

By: Son-Of-A-NASA-Engineer

Son-Of-A-NASA-Engineer — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:07:10 +0000

Sorry; I thought we were talking about some klutz about to castrate himself using a swimming pool.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:31:17 +0000

While I really HATE taking a side in this because I know I will hear some asinine comment trying to label me as right or left when I am neither but…

When I was growing up and we were struggling, I did see these welfare queens coming in with a tribe of kids. Wasn’t limited to color or anything, I just observed, then I have lived by these people and hear about their payouts.

My fiancee’ and I have two sons. With the exception of state insurance for the boys to help us, “I” am supporting those kids while she maintains the fort. So I do get resentful when I see vagina clowncars soaking up money. I see how the kids get raised so you can’t tell me it is out of love to have that many kids. Just a matter of being lazy and not even bothering to take contraceptive precautions since they get money from their kid count.

So this is one of those issues where I am for state support but am not for milking the system.

By: Simnos

Simnos — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:09:26 +0000

I think that’s another way of saying.. I got owned.

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:46:28 +0000

You’re a lawyer, aren’t you?

By: mr.steve

mr.steve — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:26:13 +0000

i study your mother

By: markmier

markmier — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:11:40 +0000

Wait a minute, I thought we were talking about “welfare queens,” (which you’ve still not shown evidence of), not illegal immigrants. Since when were illegal immigrants getting welfare? Maybe their legal citizen children are collecting food stamps, but would you rather let a legal US citizen die of starvation? That’s some good “Compassionate Conservativism” for ya.

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:15:10 +0000

Because you liberals won’t believe the truth if it hit you in the face with a sledgehammer…
Try googling “illegal immigrant birthrate”, douchebag.

By: markmier

markmier — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:04:01 +0000

Ah, a personal anecdote, unverifiable by anyone else. How convenient!

And those “studies” you referred to?

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:32:56 +0000

I see them at work and have delivered their damn kids… Ever met a 28 year old grandmother? I have- lots of times.

By: markmier

markmier — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:39:50 +0000

Please give some specific examples of these so-called “welfare queens.” Also, please cite the “studies” you refer to.

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:29:49 +0000

Nope! I’m against the welfare queens who have 8-9 kids so they get more government money- and then those kids do the same. They do not want abortions- they want kids ! Especially all the illegal aliens who first want their anchor baby so the parents can stay here, and then have 4 or 5 more “Since it’s free”! Studies have proved that while in Mexico, the birth rate has dropped to 2.5 kids per couple- until they come here- then the birth rate jumps to over 4 kids. That’s why most people on Welfare vote Democrat. They don’t wanna lose the free government handouts!

By: Michael.K

Michael.K — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:01:41 +0000

My comment? A comic exaggeration of the ubiquity of evilpundit’s largely irrelevant Democrat-bashing.

The result? Entirely irrelevant Democrat-bashing.

I’ll say it: oops, my bad.

By: Whatever

Whatever — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:36:15 +0000

Which, by the way, reminds me of one of my favorite dead baby jokes.

Q: What’s the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
A: …I don’t have a ferrari in my garage.

By: Whatever

Whatever — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:33:57 +0000

I lol’d at Jane’s comment (agreeing laugh)!

By: Jane

Jane — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:05:39 +0000

Soooooo, your party is against abortion, yet when parents can’t take care of the children you told them they were morally obligated to bring into this world you think it’s okay to be insulting when the government has to step in and help take care of these children? As if their lives aren’t hard enough you would blame innocent children for the mistakes of their parents? You sure put the Compassionate in Conservative my friend.

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:23:35 +0000

There’s thousands of dead people lining up in Chicago to vote for Obama!

By: danyell

danyell — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:49:31 +0000

I didn’t think kids could register for political parties…

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:00:08 +0000

Nah- some of us have to work to support all those little Demobrats on Welfare.

By: Michael.K

Michael.K — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:58:49 +0000

8 comments and evilpundit still hasn’t barged in with a “Democrats are eeeevil” post?

Is he feeling well?

By: coyote

coyote — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:30:48 +0000

Wouldn’t you like to see one of them do this for real. Just once. A dive for the rest of us.

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:27:10 +0000

F*cking Hilarious!! Epic win!

By: drysluckyseven

drysluckyseven — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:41:29 +0000

After he lands he will forever refer to this move as the ‘cannot feel balls’

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:42:00 +0000

I heard a story the other day on NPR about a US olympic highdiver that was, and is still afraid of heights. Not releated to the picture, but still funny.

By: Ladypolitik

Ladypolitik — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:43:46 +0000

Perfect score. Gold medal winnar.

By: Chimera

Chimera — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:10:20 +0000

Cannon Ball Fail!
Land on Nuts Win!

By: Irish

Irish — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:02:00 +0000

Yes! Swearing! And Cannonballs! Win!

By: Erisiah

Erisiah — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:04:30 +0000

I hope all the hot chicks are watching me do this!