Fuck the Olympics…
fuck the olympics… CANNON BALL!!!
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I hope all the hot chicks are watching me do this!
Yes! Swearing! And Cannonballs! Win!
Cannon Ball Fail!
Land on Nuts Win!
Perfect score. Gold medal winnar.
I heard a story the other day on NPR about a US olympic highdiver that was, and is still afraid of heights. Not releated to the picture, but still funny.
After he lands he will forever refer to this move as the ‘cannot feel balls’
F*cking Hilarious!! Epic win!
Wouldn’t you like to see one of them do this for real. Just once. A dive for the rest of us.
8 comments and evilpundit still hasn’t barged in with a “Democrats are eeeevil” post?
Is he feeling well?
Nah- some of us have to work to support all those little Demobrats on Welfare.
I didn’t think kids could register for political parties…
There’s thousands of dead people lining up in Chicago to vote for Obama!
Soooooo, your party is against abortion, yet when parents can’t take care of the children you told them they were morally obligated to bring into this world you think it’s okay to be insulting when the government has to step in and help take care of these children? As if their lives aren’t hard enough you would blame innocent children for the mistakes of their parents? You sure put the Compassionate in Conservative my friend.
Nope! I’m against the welfare queens who have 8-9 kids so they get more government money- and then those kids do the same. They do not want abortions- they want kids ! Especially all the illegal aliens who first want their anchor baby so the parents can stay here, and then have 4 or 5 more “Since it’s free”! Studies have proved that while in Mexico, the birth rate has dropped to 2.5 kids per couple- until they come here- then the birth rate jumps to over 4 kids. That’s why most people on Welfare vote Democrat. They don’t wanna lose the free government handouts!
Please give some specific examples of these so-called “welfare queens.” Also, please cite the “studies” you refer to.
I see them at work and have delivered their damn kids… Ever met a 28 year old grandmother? I have- lots of times.
Ah, a personal anecdote, unverifiable by anyone else. How convenient!
And those “studies” you referred to?
Because you liberals won’t believe the truth if it hit you in the face with a sledgehammer…
Try googling “illegal immigrant birthrate”, douchebag.
Wait a minute, I thought we were talking about “welfare queens,” (which you’ve still not shown evidence of), not illegal immigrants. Since when were illegal immigrants getting welfare? Maybe their legal citizen children are collecting food stamps, but would you rather let a legal US citizen die of starvation? That’s some good “Compassionate Conservativism” for ya.
You’re a lawyer, aren’t you?
I think that’s another way of saying.. I got owned.
Sorry; I thought we were talking about some klutz about to castrate himself using a swimming pool.
While I really HATE taking a side in this because I know I will hear some asinine comment trying to label me as right or left when I am neither but…
When I was growing up and we were struggling, I did see these welfare queens coming in with a tribe of kids. Wasn’t limited to color or anything, I just observed, then I have lived by these people and hear about their payouts.
My fiancee’ and I have two sons. With the exception of state insurance for the boys to help us, “I” am supporting those kids while she maintains the fort. So I do get resentful when I see vagina clowncars soaking up money. I see how the kids get raised so you can’t tell me it is out of love to have that many kids. Just a matter of being lazy and not even bothering to take contraceptive precautions since they get money from their kid count.
So this is one of those issues where I am for state support but am not for milking the system.
i study your mother
So…She’s a welfare queen?
I’m confused on this comment, so I’m just going to disregard it as a retarded mom joke.
I lol’d at Jane’s comment (agreeing laugh)!
Which, by the way, reminds me of one of my favorite dead baby jokes.
Q: What’s the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
A: …I don’t have a ferrari in my garage.
My comment? A comic exaggeration of the ubiquity of evilpundit’s largely irrelevant Democrat-bashing.
The result? Entirely irrelevant Democrat-bashing.
I’ll say it: oops, my bad.