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The squad quickly regretted buying the rattan riot sheilds from Pier One.
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i personally prefer the look of the rattan riot shields
rattan is a classic, it goes with anything!
Yeah, you are safe as long as they don’t have sharpened sticks…
pointed sticks, hoo hoo hoo…getting all high and mighty, eh? what about when the assailant lunges at you with a passionfruit?
That is when you RELEASE THE TIGER!
Ahh I see what you did there classic Monty Python sketch how clever
You all diserve to be slapped by a rubber chicken.
what’s a sheild?
The feminine rattan version of a masculine metal and/or plexiglass riot shield…we just like the ’she’ part to come first.
Yeah, cc this one over to Failblog.
Wow, how sad. I spelled ‘rattan’ correctly and misspelled ’shield’. No one should know how to spell ‘rattan’.
Oh no! They have narrow, sharp, metal pointy things that will poke right through our shields! Why didn’t anyone warn us about the narrow, sharp, metal pointy things?
Kind of like the pointy teeth of the beast from the cave of Caerbanogh?(sp?)
‘ees got a mean streak a mile wide! Just look at the bones!
I bet they’re pretty practical for rocks & bottles.
Ever seen a bamboo scaffold?
I was attacked by a panda once. Bamboo sheild not so great, axually
nom nom nom nom
When they’re done, they string them together to make a Papasan chair and they have a huge military orgy.
mental image = indelible
I must say, this exemplifies one of the few quality LOLs as of late.
Wow. I think shields were more effective 1000 years ago.
What with modern advances in brick technology and all….
Well, what I meant to say is, shields from 1000 years ago would be better against bricks than those shields.
I’m thinking not. Bamboo is strong enough to take the force without damage, and it is significantly lighter than a iron shield. My top choice for a shield these days would be Kevlar wrapped around a strong plastic, but the type most riot police use would be almost as good.
Bamboo, Rattan, whatever…
wow…thats all i gotta say…
Pier 1 is always out of those bamboo shields whenever I check. Darn it.
Awesome surprise when I checked the page today, as this is my first featured LOL. My Pundit Cherry has been popped. I am a woman now. rawrrrrr
…and I owe it all to rattan, which is, well, rather sad actually.
allow me to congratulate you.
Thanks, boom.
I before E except after C unless it is weird, weight or their.
Actually the Bamboo isn’t having sex their just kinda like a nudist colony next to surrounding eachother and touching….not tin a sexual way…to them