In Russia
In Russia, President assassinates you!
(Vladimir Putin)
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ugh! i thoroughly welcome it now. my eyes they buuuurn
If you think that’s “Ugh!”, you must be well under 50 years old. He is hot, but another “bad boy” type that I never want to get hooked up with again!
He is “march” on my sexy russian men calender.
gimme a copy of that calendar :O
How could THAT make your eyes burn? That man makes communism hot…
i’ll have a piece of that communism please!
would you like floppy breast or jiggly thigh?
the only hot and delicious p[o]utin[e] i want comes with curds and gravy, and it’s not russian.
also isn’t putin technically the prime minister?
No, I don’t think so, since Russia is a republic, it has a President.
Correct me if I am wrong.
Russia has a President and a Prime Minister. Putin was the Prez, but is now the Prime Minister. And, conveniently, he transferred most of the president’s power to the PM right before he switched jobs.
Putin was President, now he is the Prime Minister of Russia. The President is the head of the state. While the Prime Minister is the head of the government essentially. But, Putin is still the de facto ruler of Russia.
Ninja’d by Sagramor.
word “technically”… it never works in russia ^^;;
QFT
hahahaha! that’s gold!
Oh gods I lol’d
Machismo … he has it.
***cringes***
Hahahahaha!!!!!
Great one!
Dead sexy! There’s another JPEG for my world leader fap collection.
I like the one of him judo-ing better though
Brain Clorox, Aisle 1….
Best “In Soviet Russia. . .” joke in a long time!!!!!
Yes, perhaps the only good “In Soviet Russia.” In Putin’s defense he never shot anyone in the face like Cheney did… officially.
In Soviet Russia, president assassinates you. As distinguished from America, where the vice president does it.
Good ol’ Bill Clinton shot a few folks in the face
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
In Soviet Russia, TV WATCHES YOU!
Ohh my!!! That is SOOOOOOOOO yummy!!!!!!!!
i want to look like that if i ever turn 50 years old… he’s over 50 ffs and has more muscles then me… i’m 18 O.O
It helps that he was KGB…
What do you mean “if” you turn 50, planning on dying young?
nah but you never know do you?
was actually a rather strange phrase of myself…:P uhm… replace it by when i turn 50 or something in that line of thinking 
Try and tell him you won’t let him drill off the coast, Pelosi!
Eew, eew, eew, eew…I can haz lobotomy?
In Russia, if we shoot the lawyers, we do not have to apolgize.
actually he is Lawyer, and worse phd in econommmics
Mmmm…If only our leaders looked like that!
It’d be cool, but then people would complain they are too skinny and thus not in touch with real Americans…. Depending on what side of the aisle they were from, of course!
In Soviet Russia, you don’t wear shirts, nor do they wear you?
this picture is win
Well, give him a couple more years and he’ll be in Branson with a theater and show of his own, just like his good buddy Yakov Smirnoff.
it should’ve been: in SOVIET russia…
this is also really funny but it would’ve been beter with Soviet in between
It would work better if he were actually the President and not the Prime Minister.
It’s in SOVIET Russia. It’s barely funny with it but without it it’s just fucking retarded.
cause bush didn’t kill anyone…yeah right
Ya know what sux. I did this one, and it actually got on the home page, and it never took my name. I could have been famous!!! This could have been my 5 seconds of fame. I’ll probably never come up with another funny one. DAMN!! Anyway, I’m glad it gave some of you a laugh. I wish I had put “In Soviet Russia” like Yakov actually says. I had just finished a double shift. Was brain dead. But glad it went over well.
In SOVIET Russia
Joke fails you.
OK, fixed it and resubmitted. This time says: “Soviet” Russia, and yes, it is much better that way!
You just don’t fuck with Russia.
Holee shit.
DAMN that’s hot!!! Mmmmmmmm
I saw this picture recaptioned somewhere. I think it said “Um, Dick? You okay?”
I loled then too.
Communism never looked so sexy.
Communism?
There is just something about Russians that make mah pants feel funny…
Only girls making coments?