Comments on: Next dance

By: Lundix

Lundix — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:43:05 +0000

Let’s not forget, he secretly wants to rape everyone and start a nuclear war and drug us all down and stuff! You can see it in his smile!

Seriously, stop jumping to conclusions. Do you perhaps have access to every documented and undocumented side of his tour? ‘Cause if not, I’d wager you know just about shit.
I don’t presume to know how packed his timetable might have been, nor what advice he was getting, and you still have to concider this one simple fact: The best candidate the reps could come up with was the guy who LOST TO BUSH 8 years before!

By: Lundix

Lundix — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:33:28 +0000

Sylvester Pacino? Al Stallone? Alvester Pallone? I give up, this will never be funny.

By: Simple Man

Simple Man — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:41:18 +0000

I pose a simple question – if I held your family hostage, and only I know their location, would you waterboard me to get their location?

By: momly

momly — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:14:23 +0000

Actually, that’s a pretty good one!

By: markmier

markmier — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:43:08 +0000

And holding hands with Arab leaders is also clearly more important than attending funerals of dead American troops, too.

By: HAHAHA

HAHAHA — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:53:15 +0000

See, even when there IS a LOL making fun of Obama you can’t even enjoy it. . . Jesus butt-fucking Christ, stop listening to Rush so much, get off the damn internet (because you OBVIOUSLY spend WAY too much time on it) and enjoy your life. . . seriously, it’s way funner when you laugh. Oh yeah, and your pathetic little rants on a political parody site aren’t getting any more accomplished than McCain in bed without viagra. . . so seriously, just chill the fuck out. And yes, that was a bad “McCain is old” joke. . . flame me.

By: Jane

Jane — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:22:46 +0000

Don’t be coy EP, you know that if that happened you’d be happy for all of five minutes before you started looking for liberal plots again, admit it!

By: Jane

Jane — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:20:13 +0000

*applauds*

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:13:18 +0000

Obama don’t care about broke people!

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:55:05 +0000

Waterboarding is fun for the whole family!
I read Gitmo gave McCain flashbacks and he still supports it – hypocrite

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:53:12 +0000

He visited them in the first leg of his trip (as a sitting official not a candidate) but was afraid it would be looked at as “political” if he visited them during his campaign sponsored portion of the trip. He did make calls to speak with injured soldiers during that time off the media radar.
I guess you have seen and approved of the classless ad McCain is running in 4 states? If he had gone and visited them on the campaign trail I am sure there would have been an equally negative ad about him using the poor injured soldiers as a photo op.

By: flingthecow

flingthecow — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:29:03 +0000

F*ck off.

By: Illegal Immigration

Illegal Immigration — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:21:52 +0000

No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.FriedrichWilhelmNietzscheFriedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

By: durr

durr — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:36:23 +0000

i have some delicious cupcakes for you. see recipe above.

By: durr

durr — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:35:18 +0000

here is some glass. both of you please eat it and shut up kthnxbai!

By: Megan

Megan — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:10:35 +0000

Yeah, I can kinda see him saying “You broke my heart, Fredo…”

By: ema

ema — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:18:30 +0000

He actually looks more like Al Pacino.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:26:58 +0000

Obama losing the general election can make me happy. ^^

By: Nekopawed

Nekopawed — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:17:58 +0000

If he did go you’d call it a political stunt. If he doesn’t go you’d call him well, what you’ve been calling him now. So either way he’d be screwed. No one is perfect, no one is going to make everyone happy.

By: Nekopawed

Nekopawed — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:13:55 +0000

Nothing can make you happy.

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:43:58 +0000

ROFL, someone was telling me he was going to tour the troops.

Oh well, it was the thought that counts right?

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:31:35 +0000

Of course.

Obama’s refusal to visit the troops in hospital was one of the most important things to come out of his European tour.

It shows that unless he can get a media opportunity out of it, he just doesn’t care about them. He’d rather grandstand in front of foreigners than help Americans.

By: DANE COOK

DANE COOK — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:16:35 +0000

SO THIS GUY WALKS INTO A BAR-
OUCH THAT MUST HAVE HURT!

By: Seth

Seth — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:08:00 +0000

I wasn’t assuming you ARE Dane ‘No Talent’ Cook, just that you were a fan. If you aren’t a fan of the ‘comedian’ Dane Cook, and are just named Dane Cook, then I apologize. I’m sorry you have the same name as a no talent hack who steals material from other comics.

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:37:01 +0000

Of course you had to bring the troops in to it………

By: DANE COOK

DANE COOK — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:09:23 +0000

HA HA HA FUNNY… NOT!

when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman
t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest and
when they start to bleed go, “I guess not”

By: Seth

Seth — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:00:28 +0000

Look at me! I’m Dane Cook, I can say anything and my middle aged housewife fanbase will laugh because they think I’m hawt! Making up stupid words and repeating them over and over really isn’t funny, but I’m the laziest comedian in show business! Sangwich! Sangwich! Sangwich! Hahaha!

By: KARL MALOWNED

KARL MALOWNED — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:43:25 +0000

and like mccain- simply fighting in a war and then being anti-troops on everything after that in the senate is why the veterans show a lack of support for an “american hero.”

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:35:11 +0000

Dancing with foreign leaders is more important than visiting injured American troops.

By: KARL MALOWNED

KARL MALOWNED — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:35:07 +0000

*Stallone
YOU’VE JUST BEEN KARL MALOWNED

By: DANE COOK

DANE COOK — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:32:54 +0000

just long enough to bang his crazy wife and scoop copious amounts of coke with

By: DANE COOK

DANE COOK — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:30:49 +0000

hahaha that’s so raven!

By: Nekopawed

Nekopawed — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:20:49 +0000

He looks like Sylvester Stalone in this photo..for some odd reason.

Spelling and Grammar not checked. Why? Because I hate all of you.

By: Nekopawed

Nekopawed — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:20:10 +0000

Nothing confusing with having a wife and a lover….many politicians do it. Hell look at the Republican party and their record.

Democrats: Hiring female prostitutes since 1776…well if the democratic party was actually made then….they would have done it….cause yeah….go America!

By: robinhoo

robinhoo — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:56:14 +0000

Nosferatu fingernails: the latest trend in looks that say “world leader.”

By: steve

steve — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:27:13 +0000

Finally, an Obama is sexually confused joke.

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:23:01 +0000

Not another McCain is old joke… oh wait, my bad.

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:08:55 +0000

look how long Sarkozy’s fingernails are