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new olympic sport for beijing: synchronized repression
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hah hahahahahahah! Nice!
I think its pretty clear that China will be winning the Gold, Silver AND Bronze in this category
Not if the North Koreans have their way.
hahahaha or the NYPD
hahahaha your an idiot
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and why not? as confucius said “man who hold stick, no worry about dick”.
GOLD – CHINA
SILVER – NORTH KOREA
BRONZE- RUSSIA
USA GETS A SPECIAL MENTION FOR WINNING THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS VERSION
FIXED
LOL!
I wish I would have thought of that one. Nice fatzilla. So, will China be importing Tibetans to crack down on?
Sudanese, Saudis, Russians will field strong teams like EVERY year.
*applause*
Is it just me, or does that just not look like China? They rather look like European football supporters.
Ah, imported tourists for the police to practice on!!
Spain, most likely, from the looks of the people (please correct if otherwise).
Perhaps Spain is planning on fielding a Repression Team also?
I think they have done, as France surrendered to them this morning
LOL
spain, mexico or the middle east. the people look pretty dark/swarthy
Looks like AC Milan fans :/
Not Beijing, but never mind.
Beijing is mentioned because the Olympics are going to be there. Current events fail. It does not matter what country this is in, because this is clearly their synchronized repression team practicing for the event. It is nice of douchenozzles and football fans to provide themselves for practice. My only fear is that the US will be at a disadvantage because most of their practice is going to happen at the conventions.
I live in Denver…don’t remind me. Tent State University is pissing and moaning cause the city won’t let them camp out at City Park. I live one neighborhood over from that park and with 50,000 protesters expected, I can already sense the invasion of my neighborhood from eight blocks away!
Our synchronised repression temans are threatening to turn on the sprinklers if the protesters don’t leave by 11pm each night. I fully support giving the stinky hippies a shower cause with that many of them in the park, I know the stench will waft into my neighborhood.
Maybe you could show them some compassion and bring them drinks or sandwiches. If you’re convinced your way is better, lead through love, not force.
Compassion for what? Their suffering? I would put some drinks and sandwiches in the middle of the Mojave and let them go and get it there. That would make sure the nusance would be eliminated and they can have their sandwiches and drinks as well. I have no compassion for people who choose to be idiots of their own free will.
Compassion?
“Yeah, sorry you guys were raised by upper-middle-class parents who could only afford to send you to college to work on that basket weaving degree for a mere 8 years. I hope this free snack that you will wolf down after getting high and then leave the wrapper in the pond will make up for your life of unspeakable suffering.”
This isn’t oppression! It’s a “peaceful liberation”! Can’t you see how liberated these people look as they run for their lives? Duuuuuuh.
Oh yes, they’re going to liberate the SHIT out of you.
LMFAO! I do, however, feel bad for those about to be ”liberated”. It’s gonna hurt.
help help i’m being repressed!
Monty Python quote for the win
See the violence inherent in the system!
“Now you see the violence inherent in the system!”
Yea… “Opression”
Nice!! And finally another *political* lol.
Alright! Liberty and Freedom for all…
Yep, freedom, apparently, to beat the crap out of others… and to run for your life.
Freedom to starve, freedom to freeze to death, freedom to get ridiculed / beaten up / killed (Not neccesarily in that order)
Freedom doesn’t just include the nice bits.
Gold medal performance?
Aw, if you look in the lower right, Diaz has broken formation by letting her head down, which is really unfortunate. That’s going to be a mandatory two-tenths’ deduction.
Looks to me like Synchronized Democracy-Bringing
Actually if America enters the race, they should win for Guantanamo!
…and the gold goes to the category of water boarding!
…and silver for the naked dudes piled up with duct tape, extra points for the use of the dogs!
Naw, the Taliban and AlQuada will beat them out for the gold and silver, US cant come close to those guys in the oppresison or torture categories. And for getting pictures, well don’t forget those beheading videos, those trump guys with panties on their heads anyday.
If I may (while we are all playing judge) submit the achievments of Sadam and Uday Hussain. For creativity in introducing broken glass to the anal cavities of their victims, and for filming the rape of 12-15 year old girls then forcing the family to watch the footage.
Oh, they are surely in the running posthumously of course! (thanks to the US military!)
I’m so glad that libtards supported Saddam’s continued rule.
…and of course the bronze for getting the pictures of it all!
NOW we see the violence inherent in the system!
And look out, the Iranians may sneak in for a medal there…
I’m glad this sport has made it into the Olympics. Watching table tennis, basketball, etc. was just getting boring.
The American government does more than this everyday, not long now and that will be them getting the stick … cheney and bush first then all other NWO scum
typical anti – china spin, not even chinese, no doubt some usa fed reserve sponsored government selling out for the rothchilds privately owned world bank ( dont tell anyone that they have all your money) shhhh its a secret
You are an idiot. Beijing is mentioned because the Olympics are going to be there. Current events fail. It does not matter what country this is in, because this is clearly their synchronized repression team practicing for the event. It is nice of douchenozzles and football fans to provide themselves for practice. My only fear is that the US will be at a disadvantage because most of their practice is going to happen at the conventions. Maybe if China did not have a reputation for things like Tienanmen Square, it would have its well deserved reputation.
You win the tinfoil medal for internet bullshittery!
You can also unfold it and wear it as a hat!
The Philippines could be a solid contender for the Silver, imho. We’ve been getting plenty of experience lately.
This is not even in China on the picture
Another idiot. Beijing is mentioned because the Olympics are going to be there. Current events fail. It does not matter what country this is in, because this is clearly their synchronized repression team practicing for the event. It is nice of douchenozzles and football fans to provide themselves for practice. My only fear is that the US will be at a disadvantage because most of their practice is going to happen at the conventions.
Everyone’s always whining about sources. Well, what do you know, I found something other than wiki-lazy.
dang, what’s up with not letting me post something other than your tube or wiki-lazy?
Chinese police don’t even wear uniforms like that. Try finding any actual images of Chinese police beating people, you won’t. I don’t like the Chinese government, because they have turned there back on Communism and are now the most Capitalist State in the world. But, this propaganda that everyone seems to be falling for is ridiculous. The following are what Chinese Police look like.
Notice the difference. Now let’s look at an image of Myanmar Police.
Hmmm, looks very similar doesn’t it.
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Laugh all you want, China will be the second largest empire after USA in not more than 20 years.
Second largest empire – fat chance. No empires in 20 years. As Hanrahan said “We’ll all be rooned”.
Laugh all you want, but the US doesn’t have such a great track record with dealing with dissenters.
Look what we do to our homeless – many of whom are damaged veterans of wars they’ve fought for us. Look what we do to those demonstrating against the war. Hell, look at how the police attack and abuse bicyclists (though I admit, Critical Mass is a bunch of jerks).
We’re as bad as China in this regard. We just don’t see much of it on the medie – and why might that be? Because media who show stuff like that tend to get left out in the cold next time there’s an event.
I never realized there are so many indians in Beijing….