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(Condoleeza Rice)

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  1. Evil Pundit says:

    She’s blacker, smarter and better looking than the big “O”!

    • flingdecow says:

      That’s a strange statement. Oh wait, you’re a Republatron, never mind.

      • Evil Pundit says:

        Republicans are simply superior to Democrats. Condi has everything Barack’s got, and so much more!

        • fuzzit says:

          Hmm, slight problem with your support of the ‘Condoleeza Rice for President’ campaign. I see you running into some problems in the next year or so. ;)

        • Kaitlin says:

          They used to be.

        • something says:

          Don’t see how republicans are superior to anyone. Considering they only want the “white” anglo-saxon men to have any rights.

          • Evil Pundit says:

            Congratulations, you have posted the dumbest comment of the year.

            In a thread which features a Republican Secretary of State who is a black woman, no less!

            • jellybeans says:

              quota … I think she is a “yesman” and she annoys the crap out of me. Also she is not blacker than Oprah – that is an insulting phrase by the way.
              Black is a race not a quantifiable or measurable quality. If you said she is skinnier than Oprah that would make sense. If you said Oprah is richer and more popular that would make sense. If you said she is more vapid than Oprah I could see that being true.

            • MikeD says:

              Admittedly Evil, can I call you Evil?
              Ms. Pundit then.
              Having read many of your posts I’m very sure we totally disagree on political issues and perceptions on… well probably almost everybody. But in regards Mr/Mrs “something”:
              Jim Crow Laws were a little gift from the democrats

            • MikeD says:

              Although the Republican party did start targeting the conservative south in the 50s and 60s. Not that conservative ism is bad, but spouting on about family values and being tough on crime is like saying killing kittens in front of their mother is bad… everyone already agrees with that. But if you take into account the 10th amendment and conservatives general disregard for it I can see where “something” may have been coming from.
              The ultra-conservative part of the party is actually quite disturbing. It appears to think that it is both right and legitimate to impose all legislation at the federal level. Despite the construct of our various levels of government specifically disseminating power to the lower levels of government so that they would have more freedom to adjust the laws and social constructs to accomidate the specifics of what their residents want rather than that of someone who lives 1000 miles away who is probably never going to live there.
              This is a Union of States that joined to form America, they signed up to a list of requirements for acceptance and assimilated them. After the fact requirements have to be very important to be slotted at that level.
              Take gay marriage for example. The state issues the license, it doesn’t come from DC. The requirements that marriage license bureaus have for issuing a license can even vary within a state. Not to mention there is a requirement at the federal level that reduces, from a legal stand point, solemnizing marriages to an expensive optional ritual. Take the Union in Europe or the Union in Africa. It would be unheard of to even field the topic at the EU, … of course it would probably fly right by in the AU. Anyway, the point is that the topic has absolutely no place in front of Congress or the White House and after a little consideration I decided that “something” was possibly trying to say something similar to this.

          • Free2B says:

            I will not vote for a black president…however, I will vote for someone who represents me and what I believe who happens to be black. What can’t a person of ethnicity or female gender do in this country that a white, anglo-saxon man can (specifically hindered by the state or Republican party)? If you are going to drop a bomb like that one, don’t fight in generalities, speak on issues. Principals and values really can’t be debated. Issues and instances can.

            • dhatth says:

              i dont know if obama will win think abouot it. black people will vote for him cuz hes black, cuz they think if theres “a brotha” in charge they get more rights. but think about this, how many of those porch monkeys can actually vote, maybe like 5% the rest are all in jail, or felons

              • fuzzit says:

                I don’t even know where to begin on that one…

              • steve says:

                As a crotchwaffle representative, I would just like to echo the comments of my douchnozzle friends across the aisle when I say that this guy is a total tool. He probably had to type it because he cannot say the words with so many teeth missing. It will be a while before he posts again because his ma would have to walk to the south forty and crank up the generator before he can work his “new fangled contraption” and get back on that internet thingy. What’s the matter dhat? Country store out of Levi Garret?

            • ouch says:

              How DARE you suggest something that sensible in the American political system!

            • TheLarrikin says:

              I’ve been trying to get this through to the people on here for the longest of times, but sometimes, they just don’t want to listen, much less, make up their own minds, when it can always be done for them.

        • Bridget says:

          Condi has a penis?

    • Lallz says:

      Maybe not better looking, and I dont care how much blacker she is, but she’s much smarter, more capable, and more reasonable.

    • Kaitlin says:

      Her penis isn’t as big.

  2. DaveF says:

    Until I read the blurb below and saw that Condoleeza was in this picture… I thought she was a man. I was thinking, “Man, that dark skinned Indian guy and the white guy are out of place in this picture.” Oops…

  3. flingthecow says:

    Is there a KKK convention going on next door to this thread?

  4. DSH says:

    Well, no one seems to care that that’s obviously China, and Godzilla was in Japan.

    • steve says:

      You’re right. No one cares. That is why I want to thank you for mentioning something no one cares about. Seriously. From the bottom of my heart, you rock. I mean you are a rock. As in, dumb as a rock.

    • TheLarrikin says:

      Methinks Godzirra was looking over the Sea of Japan and saying, “Those buildings lookin’ mighty tastey”, but Rice be talking him down, like, “I’monna whup yo’ ass!”, and then she tears down a building just to show that she’s serious.

  5. Steve S says:

    “But due to internaional copyright law ….it is not.”
    “BUT STILL WE MUST RUN AS IF IT IS GODZILLA !!!!”

  6. Roy says:

    Nonsense! Godzilla would not even TRY to eat Chinese buildings. All full of led paint and E-Coli (soon to become American children’s toys), eww

  7. Anonymous says:

    What was that? ‘lead paint and E-Coli’? Give me a break. If Wal-Mart would only check the quality of the toys before shipping them off the the U.S, you wouldn’t have dared to say that.
    I am not going to say anything else, because there’s a KKK convention going on next door. Maybe you would enjoy it.


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