Comments on: Bitch

By: Will

Will — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 06:33:02 +0000

Michelle does look like she’s sayin “Oprah, I will fuck you up if you put hands on that man.”

By: ashleighak

ashleighak — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:24:21 +0000

AWESOME caption sooo funny…lol

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:11:46 +0000

I will place money on Oprah as I like being contrary. I think Oprah still has some hardcore anger deep down under her smile.

By: Chi Chi

Chi Chi — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:03:30 +0000

Awwww. SO awesome.
SO true.

By: amy

amy — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:15:35 +0000

you are aware that this site is run side by side with ichc right? oh
and their is an easy solution to your dislike of the comments there/
don’t look.

one last thing, you’re taking this a bit seriously aren’t you? it’s
called humor, something you apparently do not possess.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:17:56 +0000

Dang, hit the button too soon…

We’re onto you, Cheese and Tofu!!!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:15:48 +0000

There is something to your argument, Ceefax. And was it you who suggested that EP is a ICHC plant? The comment threads run very long whenever he attends the party.

By: Blake

Blake — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:05:18 +0000

Whoa, an Obama picture that doesn’t make fun of him at all! Thats @#$%ing new!

By: anaMOOSE

anaMOOSE — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:11:46 +0000

yes because your the official liberal representative as decided by you and your opinion of political jokes..

(i do agree though)

By: Jane

Jane — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:45:20 +0000

No, she smells of decaying flesh from the masses of humanity she has eaten in order to suck out their souls.

By: Jane

Jane — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:40:27 +0000

Not true! “I’m rubber you’re glue” is simply a leftist trick to hide their control of the media.

By: Jane

Jane — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:38:12 +0000

No, I’m kinda with ema on this. I’m pretty sure she’d hire someone to “take care of the problem” for her. No sense in letting Michelle pull her hair till her roots show. As to who would win between Oprah and Michelle, Michelle hands down. Oprah has gone soft, Michelle looks like she’d fight dirty.

By: todd

todd — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:12:53 +0000

i would like to eat pie

By: EF-AH-GEE

EF-AH-GEE — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:31:08 +0000

Your comments about Fox news are typical of liberal mentality. If the reporter doesn’t fawn all over them and tell them how perfect they are then they start whining about being treated unfairly. You’re so used to seeing the liberal bias on the rest of the media you can’t stand it when someone actually questions the liberal dogma.
And yes this is a privately owned site, that has opened itself to the public. Which even if you don’t like it includes us “horrible darkside conservatives”. We’re here, we have legitimate opinions, which we will express, and we’re not going away.

By: Alfred E Newman 1.9.09

Alfred E Newman 1.9.09 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:59:19 +0000

I have a vial of his poop I’ll sell you for $1000.

By: Alfred E Newman 1.9.09

Alfred E Newman 1.9.09 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:58:25 +0000

I would pay to see that.

By: Seth

Seth — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:54:05 +0000

Ah, the old ‘I’m rubber, you’re glue’ argument: a favorite of school children the world over. You should really try to update your repertoire.

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:32:55 +0000

I thought you only became frustrated with internet opponents when they posted something non humorous that doesn’t add to the discussion at all … YAWN

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:31:32 +0000

The lady act is all a cover. Deep down inside where it counts she is in fact a life sucking alien.
I has proof!!!
Google – Cindy McCain Crypt Keeper!

By: Trackwreck Chaser

Trackwreck Chaser — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:50:25 +0000

We do have cookies. your telling me the darkside is bad with cookie monster? What child hood did you have?

By: Crum

Crum — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:08:23 +0000

Just what did Barack say to get Michelle’s face to contort like that? Or does Oprah smell like bad meat?

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:13:57 +0000

You are a very silly person.

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:12:15 +0000

LIES!!! Obama is perfect! There is no spinach so evil and vile that it would stick to his fantabulous chompers!

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:08:27 +0000

shhh, don’t tell them that. They are basking in the glory of a front page LOL and having fun patting each other on the back claiming the world has come around to the darkside.

By: Zebra

Zebra — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:57:33 +0000

Too funny!!!

By: TheLarrikin

TheLarrikin — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:21:20 +0000

I didn’t think this was anti-Democrat at all, though. It was funny, however. ^_^

By: Confoozled

Confoozled — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:01:54 +0000

No, she means Mikey…old boyfriend…very bad hygiene…*bleah*

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:22:37 +0000

I think oprah has her own secret service, just a thought….

By: Ceefax

Ceefax — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:20:33 +0000

“FOX news is in fact the most balanced mainstream outlet.”

LOL, now I know you’re a liberal troll.

By: Ceefax

Ceefax — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:15:50 +0000

“The political body” Ofcom? You really don’t have a clue, do you? Maybe you should actually read the report, the five breaches of code it made and also what the people who appeared in it, apparently supporting Durkin, have to say about him after he chopped up their interviews to make them say something totally different. I’m surprised you’re a fan of Durkin’s actually, considering he’s a wing-nut Marxist who’s films are made with ex-writers from the official magazine of the UK Communist Party (His ‘global warming conspiracy’ theory comes off the back of his ideas that everyone is out to destroy the working prolitariat, and CO2 limits are meant to cripple traditional industries in order to do just that)

His other ’science’ films about how great and safe breast implants are (and another ‘conspiracy’ to say otherwise) and how GM crops are going to eat your babies are just as absurd.

By: bron

bron — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:31:28 +0000

What do we really expect from Evil Pundit other than a HIL-arious “yawn”?

By: debbeh

debbeh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:18:47 +0000

Is that a booger?

By: somebody

somebody — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:01:38 +0000

When I look closely, it looks like both O and M are looking at something we can’t see from our angle. Maybe Obama has some spinach stuck in his teeth on that side or something.

By: somebody

somebody — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:00:21 +0000

I think Obama would get a laugh out of this himself.

By: somebody

somebody — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:58:58 +0000

That look on Michelle’s face is really odd too. I wonder what he was saying just then.

By: somebody

somebody — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:58:29 +0000

I love the oblivious look on his face, though. It could be considered making fun of him if the implication is he’s up there either not knowing what’s going on, or knowing, and secretly liking it, like maybe it’s fantasy-fodder.

By: somebody

somebody — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:56:08 +0000

Deadmau5 is a puppet whose strings are held by the cat conspiracy. He’s allowed to look badass in exchange for being the cats’ link to power. That’s why the l337 spelling is in there, see? Cats gave him that name, and they can’t spell.

By: somebody

somebody — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:54:19 +0000

That is a very good comment. Both liberals and conservatives should take note.

And BTW, I think both Michelle and Oprah would find the picture really funny if they ever saw it.

By: somebody

somebody — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:53:04 +0000

This comment, on a site where half the humor comes from deliberatly misspelled words? Hahaha. :^D

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:24:42 +0000

Yes, my comments could have less actual, intelligent content.

They could be your comments.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:50:08 +0000

No, we want you to shut up because you are like the annoying fifth grader in the group who always has to poke holes in everything, challenge any and all other opinions, in order to hear yourself talk, make asinine comments for the attention, and always get the last word.

I bet you’ll respond to this.

Anyone? The odds are good!

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:14:22 +0000

FOX news is in fact the most balanced mainstream outlet. It’s the others that are left-leaning by contrast.

Leftists like you don’t tolerate dissenting viewpoints, which is why you want me to shut up.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:11:45 +0000

Now that’s a lie.

In fact, the political body Ofcom found that the documentary did not misrepresent the facts — the exact opposite of what you claim.

By: Ama

Ama — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:41:47 +0000

Awww, but I like Danger Mouse! And if this cat conspiracy is real, explain why Deadmau5 is so badass. Especially since the “mau5″ part of his name is partially in l337 and misspelled thus making it easier for cats to read in theory.

By: Ama

Ama — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:39:54 +0000

omanlolwin! So this is totally going on my Myspace!

By: debbeh

debbeh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:17:02 +0000

And where’s he looking? Maybe Michelle sees something we can’t.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:23:48 +0000

OK, this comment has been needed for a while. And unless I’m mistaken, I’ll be the first to say it.

FOX “news” is completely one sided against liberals to the point of fabricating stories just to make someone look bad if they don’t like them. Therefore I don’t watch it.

ICHC and related sites are privately owned, and those who own said website can control the posts however they see fit.

If you do not agree with such actions GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE AND FIND ONE THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:18:17 +0000

And if she starts to lose, she can sic the Secret Service on Oprah. Michelle WIN

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:17:01 +0000

That would explain the decline in popularity of Mickey Mouse, Mighty Mouse, and most importantly, Danger Mouse.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:54:34 +0000

Rubbish. Bush would have been on every page in 2004, just as he is in 2008 even though he isn’t running this year.

There’s plenty sticking to Obama, though his sympathisers in the mainstream media try to ignore it. The only reason that anti-Obama lols don’t make it to the front page is because of the political leanings of most of the people who visit this site.