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Bitch, keep lookin @ my man and I will whoop your rich ass…
(Barack & Michelle Obama & Oprah Winfrey)
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Great great caption!
Too funny!!!
I got $10 says Oprah could kick Michelle’s ass.
$20 says Cindy would rip both of their heads off and eat their hearts …
No way! Cindy is a lady, she would never engage in anything physical – too messy. She probably would have the the brakes tampered with in their cars or slip them a mikey.
You mean “mickey”.
No, she means Mikey…old boyfriend…very bad hygiene…*bleah*
The lady act is all a cover. Deep down inside where it counts she is in fact a life sucking alien.
I has proof!!!
Google – Cindy McCain Crypt Keeper!
No, I’m kinda with ema on this. I’m pretty sure she’d hire someone to “take care of the problem” for her. No sense in letting Michelle pull her hair till her roots show. As to who would win between Oprah and Michelle, Michelle hands down. Oprah has gone soft, Michelle looks like she’d fight dirty.
I will place money on Oprah as I like being contrary. I think Oprah still has some hardcore anger deep down under her smile.
Agreed, best one I’ve ever seen.
Best. Caption. Ever.
Uh, “whoop” or “whup” (the first means yell, the second means beat)? So asketh the Grammar Nazi!
This comment, on a site where half the humor comes from deliberatly misspelled words? Hahaha. :^D
Because all intelligent women talk this way??? I don’t get it.
Funny captions on a humor website?! NONSENSE!
Only if it is funny.
Which it is. …
Agreed. I’m as liberal as they come but I can still laugh at this. If anything, it’s racist, not sexist. Still, it would be almost as funny if it expressed the same sentiment in a different dialect: “I say, madam, avert your gaze from my husband or I shall be forced to gouge out your eyes!”
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The idea of two women fighting over a guy is inherently both funny and sexy, probably because so many guys have a hard time getting even one woman to like them. Also, the idea of well educated, civilized people suddenly resorting to violence when jealousy rears its head is just generally funny.
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See, humor is based on reversal of expectations. We don’t expect Oprah to come on to a married man, yet her expression says she’d happily give Obama a BJ right there. And we wouldn’t expect a cultured, educated woman like Michelle to throw down with a celebrity, but it sure looks like she wants to. Sad that I have to explain it.
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Liberals, please don’t play the crotchwaffle game here. Don’t get all huffy, it just makes us look like the humorless PC sticks in the mud that people tend to assume we are.
The Seth has spoken – all liberals must hear and obey
Telling liberals what to do is about as effective as herding cats. You guys are the ones who have mastered the arts of falling in line, wagon circling, and talking point parroting. I only wish liberals could be so organized.
Yawn.
Could your comments possibly have any less actual, intelligent
content? Wait, sorry, at least you aren’t posting over at ICHC. You are mildly annoying, like a hemorrhoid. Posts over at ICHC make me want to
gouge my eyes out with a spoon.
Yes, my comments could have less actual, intelligent content.
They could be your comments.
What do we really expect from Evil Pundit other than a HIL-arious “yawn”?
Ah, the old ‘I’m rubber, you’re glue’ argument: a favorite of school children the world over. You should really try to update your repertoire.
Not true! “I’m rubber you’re glue” is simply a leftist trick to hide their control of the media.
you are aware that this site is run side by side with ichc right? oh
and their is an easy solution to your dislike of the comments there/
don’t look.
one last thing, you’re taking this a bit seriously aren’t you? it’s
called humor, something you apparently do not possess.
I thought you only became frustrated with internet opponents when they posted something non humorous that doesn’t add to the discussion at all … YAWN
That is a very good comment. Both liberals and conservatives should take note.
And BTW, I think both Michelle and Oprah would find the picture really funny if they ever saw it.
yes because your the official liberal representative as decided by you and your opinion of political jokes..
(i do agree though)
Because cats are well known for their somewhat meager grasp on the rules of grammar and spelling, amirite?
Do not fall for the cat conspiracy! They WANT you to believe they are illiterate, so you do not suspect that CATS control the media. Why do you think rodents get such a hard time in the press? It’s a feline PLOT, I tell you!
That would explain the decline in popularity of Mickey Mouse, Mighty Mouse, and most importantly, Danger Mouse.
Awww, but I like Danger Mouse! And if this cat conspiracy is real, explain why Deadmau5 is so badass. Especially since the “mau5″ part of his name is partially in l337 and misspelled thus making it easier for cats to read in theory.
Deadmau5 is a puppet whose strings are held by the cat conspiracy. He’s allowed to look badass in exchange for being the cats’ link to power. That’s why the l337 spelling is in there, see? Cats gave him that name, and they can’t spell.
HILARIOUS.
I would put my money on Michelle….the only way she’d lose is if Oprah sat on her and let her suffocate.
Michelle’s been chasing children, while Oprah has long since let her once-powerful daytime-talkshow-selfdefense skills erode. Michelle wins.
And if she starts to lose, she can sic the Secret Service on Oprah. Michelle WIN
I think oprah has her own secret service, just a thought….
ROFLMAOAWM!!
brilliant. *saving img, forwarding to friends*
Perfect caption!! The facial expressions are perfect for it. I was shocked it made it to the front page, then I lol’d!
zomg!!! Conspiracy Theory debunked – what will you all whine about now?
Silly douchenozzle, one little picture and you think it disproves everything. Just like global warmer, once Al Gore says it, so does everyone else. Yet to you, one fact (and I applaude you because its a good thing) against global warming doesnยดt make it false, but a bunch of facts can challenge it.
Quick to believe what we are being fed arenยดt we?
uh oh, you might say ยดyou watch fox newsยด
rofl……..Iยดm so insulted.
Warming* ยกMaldito!
Nope, I don’t care if you watch Fox News, I don’t care if you have facts disproving Global warming – I assume you watched the “response” documentary … you know, the one that they now have to show an apology and retraction for since they got all the charts wrong and totally made up data for? The one that the courts are saying they don’t have to pay the huge fines for (lucky them) since the issue has already been decided (that means global warming is no longer in question … it is a fact)
I don’t care if you get all butt hrt because bush is a moron and McCain is an antique. I don’t mind a few LOLs poking fun at Obama as long as they are in semi good taste – the wounded soldier was admittedly poor taste.
I don’t care if all of you made up women figured out how to manipulate IP’s to allow multiple votes – good for you learning to use the devil box, your chosen leader can’t even do that.
I don’t care if you are championing the man that wants to take away women’s rights and make it so that birth control is no longer covered by insurance.
All I care about is having some fun at work and voting Obama in November because I don’t think we can take another 4 years of idiocy or war mongering. I don’t say 8 years because at McCain’s age I am betting he won’t even last the first term but I can be generous.
The_Great_Global_Warming_Swindle Wiki that.
Uh huh. Google ‘global warming swindle ofcom’ and you’ll see it’s just had its ass busted for lying through its teeth.
Now that’s a lie.
In fact, the political body Ofcom found that the documentary did not misrepresent the facts — the exact opposite of what you claim.
“The political body” Ofcom? You really don’t have a clue, do you? Maybe you should actually read the report, the five breaches of code it made and also what the people who appeared in it, apparently supporting Durkin, have to say about him after he chopped up their interviews to make them say something totally different. I’m surprised you’re a fan of Durkin’s actually, considering he’s a wing-nut Marxist who’s films are made with ex-writers from the official magazine of the UK Communist Party (His ‘global warming conspiracy’ theory comes off the back of his ideas that everyone is out to destroy the working prolitariat, and CO2 limits are meant to cripple traditional industries in order to do just that)
His other ’science’ films about how great and safe breast implants are (and another ‘conspiracy’ to say otherwise) and how GM crops are going to eat your babies are just as absurd.
What do these comments have to do with this post?
I just think something has changed around here…
Oh yea, hope it lasts…
… ะงัะพ? I don’t get the conspiracy/change/etc… ?
Only anti-republican LOLs ever post because the Democrats have a stranglehold on the LOLs … keep up with the group.
I didn’t think this was anti-Democrat at all, though. It was funny, however. ^_^
shhh, don’t tell them that. They are basking in the glory of a front page LOL and having fun patting each other on the back claiming the world has come around to the darkside.
You are a very silly person.
We do have cookies. your telling me the darkside is bad with cookie monster? What child hood did you have?
Nothing has changed.
This lol isn’t anti-Obama in any way. It’s just funny.
When we see one that points out one of Obama’s many flaws, then maybe something will have changed.
Unfortunately for you, nothing sticks to Obama. He’s like Tony Blair in that respect, which is why we used to call him Teflon Tony. The Republicans have been used to just being able to swiftboat someone out of existence with mudslinging and now that it’s not working they’re running around like headless chickens. It’s nothing to do with this ‘liberal bias’ you manage to see everywhere including your alpha-bits. If punditkitchen had been around when Kerry was running no-one else would have made the front page.
Rubbish. Bush would have been on every page in 2004, just as he is in 2008 even though he isn’t running this year.
There’s plenty sticking to Obama, though his sympathisers in the mainstream media try to ignore it. The only reason that anti-Obama lols don’t make it to the front page is because of the political leanings of most of the people who visit this site.
OK, this comment has been needed for a while. And unless I’m mistaken, I’ll be the first to say it.
FOX “news” is completely one sided against liberals to the point of fabricating stories just to make someone look bad if they don’t like them. Therefore I don’t watch it.
ICHC and related sites are privately owned, and those who own said website can control the posts however they see fit.
If you do not agree with such actions GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE AND FIND ONE THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOX news is in fact the most balanced mainstream outlet. It’s the others that are left-leaning by contrast.
Leftists like you don’t tolerate dissenting viewpoints, which is why you want me to shut up.
No, we want you to shut up because you are like the annoying fifth grader in the group who always has to poke holes in everything, challenge any and all other opinions, in order to hear yourself talk, make asinine comments for the attention, and always get the last word.
I bet you’ll respond to this.
Anyone? The odds are good!
“FOX news is in fact the most balanced mainstream outlet.”
LOL, now I know you’re a liberal troll.
There is something to your argument, Ceefax. And was it you who suggested that EP is a ICHC plant? The comment threads run very long whenever he attends the party.
Dang, hit the button too soon…
We’re onto you, Cheese and Tofu!!!
Your comments about Fox news are typical of liberal mentality. If the reporter doesn’t fawn all over them and tell them how perfect they are then they start whining about being treated unfairly. You’re so used to seeing the liberal bias on the rest of the media you can’t stand it when someone actually questions the liberal dogma.
And yes this is a privately owned site, that has opened itself to the public. Which even if you don’t like it includes us “horrible darkside conservatives”. We’re here, we have legitimate opinions, which we will express, and we’re not going away.
Liberals have taken pity on conservatives and starting making macros on BOTH sides of the fence.
Good point, none of the other republican LOL’s were even remotely funny. This one is fairly close to hysterical.
But it still doesn’t make fun of Obama- just his wife. But I have to admit, it’s an improvement !
I love the oblivious look on his face, though. It could be considered making fun of him if the implication is he’s up there either not knowing what’s going on, or knowing, and secretly liking it, like maybe it’s fantasy-fodder.
This is hysterical!! Best caption yet!
Schnorfed my coffee; caption = WIN!
I lol’d because it makes fun of Oprah. What the hell is she doing? Playing interested? She bugs me sOOOOOoooo much.
That look on Michelle’s face is really odd too. I wonder what he was saying just then.
I lol’d – great stuff! (And I’m an Obama fan!)
I think Obama would get a laugh out of this himself.
Yet another 2 blacks at Oprah
That is hysterical.
awesome! i <3 this one!
Just to be boring I’d like to point out that Michelle is kind of obviously looking up at Obama, not down at Oprah.
Mission accomplished.
When I look closely, it looks like both O and M are looking at something we can’t see from our angle. Maybe Obama has some spinach stuck in his teeth on that side or something.
LIES!!! Obama is perfect! There is no spinach so evil and vile that it would stick to his fantabulous chompers!
I have a vial of his poop I’ll sell you for $1000.
And where’s he looking? Maybe Michelle sees something we can’t.
omanlolwin! So this is totally going on my Myspace!
Is that a booger?
Just what did Barack say to get Michelle’s face to contort like that? Or does Oprah smell like bad meat?
No, she smells of decaying flesh from the masses of humanity she has eaten in order to suck out their souls.
I would pay to see that.
i would like to eat pie
Whoa, an Obama picture that doesn’t make fun of him at all! Thats @#$%ing new!
Awwww. SO awesome.
SO true.
AWESOME caption sooo funny…lol
Michelle does look like she’s sayin “Oprah, I will fuck you up if you put hands on that man.”