Give me some gernades
Give me some gernades, a box of screws, two tanks a board with a nail in it and a bag of skittles and I will take care of the problems in Iran
(George S. Patton)
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Is this MacGuyver’s grandpa???
Nope. That guy makes MacGyver look like a pussy 10 year old playing with tinker toys. THAT MAN is the greatest dude ever to fuck shit up with bubblegum and baling wire. Just ask a Phillipino.
fuckin patton. if anyone wants to get an idea of how epic he was, check out the first ten minutes of the film “Patton” and tell me that’s not one of the most epic american generals of all time.
Um. I know Patton is full of win, but I believe the general your mentioning with
the philippines and all is MacArthur…
You are correct, it was MacArthur. Patton fought in ETO, not PTO.
dont forget the ATO. he was the leading american general against rommel’s afrika corps.
my uncle served under him in N.africa durring WW2, said he talked to him once (he spoke german as a first language). said he was an ass hole. but that he would follow him to the ends of the earth. i meet another gentleman who served with him in anzio and N.africa. said the same thing.
MACarther was in the S.Pac
McCain went to school with MacGuyver’s Grampa.
*runs and hides*
Oh, you scamp!! You shouldn’t hit the monkey cage like that.
Hmmm….. I just now noticed that “grenades” is misspelled. What is a “gernade”?
An aid to Gerns…
Well, I thought it might be that - or a refreshing summer drink in Germany?
dem der gernades is high falutin fahr-crackahs.
Nice…made me laugh out loud.
hehe “gernades” is a nice touch. good ol patton.
Oh sure, it is always about age with you! Patton is not old, he is just well seasoned.
Well seasoned indeed. What would Patton say if he were alive today?
“Let me outta this coffin!”
Maybe work on your delivery a bit.
No worries, I’m not quitting my day job.
Hell yeah! Patton would kick much Arab ass!
WilliamCA
Indeed?
jellybeans
um, Arabs are from Arab countries. Persians live in Iran…
Ahh! He’s got a board with a nail in it!
I believe that is called a Prince Albert.
heeheehee… ouch.
Board with a nail, not wood with a nail. Subtle difference. And I agree with the below comment of “Ouch”
YES! Quick! Somebody make an Pact with various dark forces and resurrect him! And John Wayne.
The Duke will flick lit cigarrettes at them. Hard.
i don´t think so .. marion michael died of lung cancer. i think he would throw away his ciggies - like grenades.
Nope, he’d throw ‘em away like gernades!
Don’t you know, John Wayne’s not dead, he’s frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we’re gonna thaw the duke out and he’s going to be pissed. Why? Ever taken a cold shower? Multiply that by about 50 million, that’s how pissed off the dukes gonna be.
Free imaginary cookie to whoever places that quote.
Dennis Leary, No cure for cancer.
I can has cookie!
Yes you can has imaginary cookie. Took a total of 5 hours for someone to post the right answer. Actually thought it would take longer, what with these kids today and their cheeseburgers not respecting good old Dennis.
lol, yeah. I probably would have posted sooner, but I didn’t check the comments section right away.
I actually own the cd, it’s pretty good.
Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t beleive it took 3 days before anyone posted that reply after the mention of resurrecting the duke.
It’s you.
Denis! One N! some people….
Patton was too smart. He knew not to fall for one of the classic blunders. You know; never get into a land war in Asia. (Who knows what would have happened if Mussolini had been a Sicilian…)
He played Risk so many times, he learned his lesson.
Mmmm…. I like skittles.
You forgot “six custom-made Army jackets, my own personal valet, and five dedicated news feeds to keep the American public apprised of my own — um, the men’s — valorous deeds.”
WHAT problem? The fabricated one? or…. How bout the U.S. justs works on the two wars they’ve already got on their plates. Do us all a favour.
what’s he need the skittles for? if he doesnt need’em, can i have’em?
Dude, you don’t know? Skittles are the secret to his total asskickery…
Naw, just joshin’. He just might get hungry while he’s kicking major ass.
Problems in Iran?
You got to send some guy to make some troubles first. Like those british fellas.
mmm skittlz…
i can haz skittlez? kthxbai
That’s right, the little pricks. But they are noble little pricks, noble. Because they fight with their guts, like animals. And for an idea! That’s rich. We can wipe that little idea right out of their savage animal guts with some thermonuclear pain. Why don’t we use this high tech kit? And when were done with Iran, lets do North Korea, Russia, China, France, Quebec, Japan, Germany, Mexico and Texas - anyone that has ever fought or slighted the good old USA. We’ve used the bomb twice a few more times will be cathartic and really serve as a purgative of our collective, saddened soul.
awww here it goes