Comments on: My friends, at 71 I’m as sharp as ever… pause for applause.

By: Grace

Grace — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:08:29 +0000

haha, reminds me of ted baxter on mary tylor moore. (yes, i know i can’t spell)

By: Psychoceramics

Psychoceramics — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:53:01 +0000

To the owner of the Straight Talk Express, your lights are on…

…oh shi-

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:44:59 +0000

That was meant retardedly..er..retorically !
Pass the ExLax please!

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:41:12 +0000

Pee-can!!!!

#2, after the Pumpkin pie.

Mmmmm…. pumpkin pie…..

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:26:42 +0000

The conservative here are open and warm?
What universe are you living in?
This place is a poo flinging monkey house with some regularity – heh.

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:20:55 +0000

LOL!

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:19:20 +0000

Why are Liberals so mean-spirited and intolerant of those not like them ?

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:17:35 +0000

Remember; if you don’t love and idolize Osama..er.. Obama, then YOU are a Racist!

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:15:45 +0000

Same reason Tiger Woods is Black instead of half Asian and half Black.

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:12:39 +0000

I seem to recall it was Kennedy and Johnson ( Democrats) who got us into Vietnam, and Nixon ( Republican) who got us OUT of Vietnam, or have the PC police changed the textbooks ?

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:58:20 +0000

you should make your own site with all Obama jokes.

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:57:36 +0000

Well Said!!!!!
(more !!! makes it truer)

By: Karen

Karen — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:24:47 +0000

LOL! High-five, fling.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:57:43 +0000

Well said!

By: flingdecow

flingdecow — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:54:42 +0000

mmmm..puppeh pie.

By: flingdecow

flingdecow — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:54:04 +0000

Not too many successful right wing comedians out there though huh?

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:39:56 +0000

Puppies are delicious and nutritious! I am more of a pecan Pie person myself. No offense to the Apples but pecans have got them beat hands down.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:24:48 +0000

But Democrats hate mothers and apple pie! Not only do they hate puppies, the like to eat them instead of apple pie.

By: Kinson

Kinson — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:13:04 +0000

Anything we put out is just as funny as “Bush is dumb” or “McCain is old” joke #147. I think it is the democrat humor that is distinctly lacking in LOL. Much like one good knock knock joke can be funny, after your 5 year old tells you the 30th one of the afternoon it loses some of it LOL factor. Democrats are the 5 year olds of punditkitchen.

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:17:20 +0000

Vote for Obama or you hate black people … and puppies. Republicans hate puppies!!!!!

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:16:01 +0000

Actually, given the track record of the past 8 years, I don’t think highly of McCain … I think “lowly” of a lot of the American Voters. If the old fart gets in once he will likely be grandfathered (heehee … ’cause he is old, get it?) into a second term.

By: flingdecow

flingdecow — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:04:19 +0000

That’s because Republican humour is distinctly lacking in LOL.

By: flingdecow

flingdecow — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:02:09 +0000

But he’s so cute and hungry looking… Look at those big brown Republican eyes…

By: flingdecow

flingdecow — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:59:31 +0000

Yes, that is the only reason people mock George Bush. You got me there.

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:38:22 +0000

It´s cause you made and you want people to like you, easiest way to do that is mock bush.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:27:21 +0000

It’s only democrats who get their lols approved for the front page.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:26:28 +0000

You’re so desperate to shut me up, aren’t you?

That lets me know I’m doing the right thing.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:25:03 +0000

And we are improving things in Iraq, just like we did in WWII.

That didn’t happen overnight, either.

By: Blake

Blake — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:41:28 +0000

Obama is not any better, he just advertises to the ignorant and people afraid to look rascist. God is it only democrats that make these!

By: Jane

Jane — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:39:32 +0000

*rimshot* Thanks guys, be sure to tip your waitress!

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:56:41 +0000

But I eagerly await the day someone shuffles his deck of 3×5s….

By: cpt obvious

cpt obvious — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:02:46 +0000

Ah, but WWII ended, and we were actually improving things there. Where are the infrastructure repairs and improvements that were promised years ago. The “green zone” can only count for so much.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:49:37 +0000

No, but we have a responsibility to leave the situation as good as we can before we leave. Just like we did in Germnay and Japan and, would have, in Vietnam had we not left.

By: cpt obvious

cpt obvious — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:45:49 +0000

So, since we screwed up in the first place, we should just continue screwing up to save face? Well that seems reasonable. I hadn’t thought of it that way before.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:37:39 +0000

Seriously, Carter has done some great things. What you fail to remember is that EVERY ONE OF THEM happened AFTER he left office. As a president, he failed at everything he tried. EVERYTHING. It was not until he left office that he actually started to get SOME things right. Carter gutted the military at the height of the Cold War. Gutted the CIA at the height of the Cold War. Stood by while Iran was overtaken by Islamic fundaMENTALists. Backed a plan to rescue hostages that failed miserably and led to the deaths of several US Soldiers. (notice I did not say killed US soldiers as you libs would say about Bush). Oversaw an economy that included record inflation (current inflation is nothing compared to it *yet*) and gas lines. Not even the Bush administration has failed so badly.

By: IPG

IPG — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:32:53 +0000

Oh… so I either agree with you or am responsible for a defeat in a war I always opposed. Its always nice to have choices.

Or perhaps we could hold the people who started the mess accountable, apologize and help cleaning up the mess we caused… ideally with the help of some friends who are so much better at this, but currently pissed because we were such jerks?

By: flingdecow

flingdecow — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:15:17 +0000

Don’t be silly. Republican Presidents don’t do any work. Bush has set the standard for that now.

By: flingdecow

flingdecow — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:13:56 +0000

He’s like DESSICATED. LOL!

By: flingdecow

flingdecow — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:12:29 +0000

Agree.

By: flingdecow

flingdecow — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:10:44 +0000

So wrong.

By: Kinson

Kinson — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:54:25 +0000

Takes more to be able to do a speech with notes than just reading it off a screen. There isn’t a team of writers standing next to him handing him notes either.

By: Kinson

Kinson — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:50:55 +0000

Your assuming he would run for a second term (and win). You think highly of McCain don’t you?

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:49:18 +0000

I’m surprised.
I was expecting the raving rep crowd to jump on the teleprompter feed. Must not be that hungry today, I guess….

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:39:41 +0000

PS – McCain is freakin OLD

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:31:14 +0000

Truth according to the regurgitated right-wing propaganda soundbites?

I think Jimmy Carter is a great man who has done a lot more for the people of the world than ANY of the republican ex’prezzies can claim to have done

By: Danny

Danny — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:18:47 +0000

lol. Yeah, did you hear he still has no idea how to use a computer? How does someone do any work without a computer? (I understand how it worked a long time ago, but there is absolutely no reason to do administrative work without a computer, as opposed to a more labor-intensive job.)

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:09:46 +0000

Yes, because having to constantly reference 3×5s is SOOO much better and definitely more engaging!

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:07:48 +0000

Please don’t feed Zombie Mouthpiece….

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:06:50 +0000

But he wants to win the erection!

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:54 +0000

Didn’t like hearing the truth about Carter, did you?