My friends, at 71 I’m as sharp as ever… pause for applause.
My friends, at 71 I’m as sharp as ever… pause for applause.
(John McCain)
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Oh, VERY nice…
yeah, yeah… McCain is old and all old people are useless. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
How. Very. Original. This. Is.
I getcha. So you’re saying we should do more complex and hard-hitting captions. Maybe pointing out Bush’s disregard for American soldiers… oh no wait, the crotchwaffles DON’T UNDERSTAND those ones.
It´s cause you made and you want people to like you, easiest way to do that is mock bush.
Yes, that is the only reason people mock George Bush. You got me there.
LOL! High-five, fling.
And the person with license plate 555-XYZ your lights are on…
… that would have been a cool caption
To the owner of the Straight Talk Express, your lights are on…
…oh shi-
ZOMG!!!!1!! Kunspirocee!!!!11!!!1!
Sure he’s old, but he knows how to win wars. Just like he did in Nam.
WIN
‘Nam. You mean that war the democrats waged?
I thought it was a republican who ran away from that one. And Iraq round 1. And has yet to do anything about half a dozen cases of genocide…
Besides, how hard is it to know how to win a war. Keep killing folks till their side gives up or there are none left. That’s how they’ve historically been won.
Well thank you cpt obvious (always wanted to say that).
It becomes more difficult to get the otherside to give up when you have people in our country dividing us. It gives the enemy the idea that if they hold out long enough we will eventually pull out.
Hey, we were divided going in. Besides, we will eventually pull out, one way or another. Iraq isn’t our country, and their people (the Iraqi Security Minister included), are getting sick of the occupation force.
May very well have been, but, we went in. In my opinion it is too late to argue the fact once we are in and fighting. Do you have any more sound bites you want to regurgitate?
So, since we screwed up in the first place, we should just continue screwing up to save face? Well that seems reasonable. I hadn’t thought of it that way before.
No, but we have a responsibility to leave the situation as good as we can before we leave. Just like we did in Germnay and Japan and, would have, in Vietnam had we not left.
Ah, but WWII ended, and we were actually improving things there. Where are the infrastructure repairs and improvements that were promised years ago. The “green zone” can only count for so much.
And we are improving things in Iraq, just like we did in WWII.
That didn’t happen overnight, either.
I seem to recall it was Kennedy and Johnson ( Democrats) who got us into Vietnam, and Nixon ( Republican) who got us OUT of Vietnam, or have the PC police changed the textbooks ?
Any more sound bites you’d like to regurgitate?
Ohh ohh I do i do!!
Kayne West: Bush hates Black People!!
Kayne West is such a idiot.
WilliamCA
Oh… so I either agree with you or am responsible for a defeat in a war I always opposed. Its always nice to have choices.
Or perhaps we could hold the people who started the mess accountable, apologize and help cleaning up the mess we caused… ideally with the help of some friends who are so much better at this, but currently pissed because we were such jerks?
You mean the war that horribly shamed us, showed how weak we were, and the only reason we were able to get out of was because of a cease fire (hardly a win)?
You mean the war that the military was winning, until leftists like you betrayed them?
Support for the war was 70% in 2003 and now stands at 30%. Last year I remember a poll showing 38% of stated Republicans are against continued operations in Iraq. It’s not just the leftists, crotchwaffler.
JOHN MCCAIN DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE PRESIDENT. HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THE PLANET OR THE SAGGING ECONOMY. HE’S JUST IN IT BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT OBAMA TO WIN.
Your ignorance of more things than where the caps lock key shine through in this post.
No one “deserves” to be president, he will be “voted” in as president. Maybe you think you alone should decide who “deserves” it.
Dude, you’re making us Obama supporters look bad.
I know, I’m so embarrassed. *blushes*
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1550354
*sigh* originality FAIL
HURR HURR MCAIN IS OLD BUSH IS DUM
Hey, I was Bush-bashing before it became trendy! I remember the good ol’ days of ‘I know how hard it is to put food on your family’, and, even funnier, ‘I want to restore honour and dignity to the White House’.
I remember 2 things about Nov. 3, 2004:
1) Bush won
2) Me and about 10 friends went to the local watering hole and got FUCKING WASTED.
… And we’d already been in it for the long haul. Most of us hated Bush and were opposed to the war before The Dixie Chics weren’t/were cool (depending on who you’re asking).
Well, I was saying “REAGAN IS DUM” 20 years before all your “BUSH IS DUM”, so there.
OBAMA IS BLACK
Really?!?!?! I guess I need to change my opinion of the man.
Why is someone with a white mother and black father automatically black?
Same reason Tiger Woods is Black instead of half Asian and half Black.
Yes, and the sky is blue, and trees are green. Well done Jim-bob, have a cookie.
I thought this caption was OSSUM – I’m glad it got to the homepage! And yes my little Republican friends, McCain *IS* very old, and it’s funny. And people are going to keep making jokes about it until he loses the election.
…and after he loses. He’ll be doing Viagra adds a la Bob Dole by President’s Day.
So McCain is old. And so is this joke.
But he wants to win the erection!
*rimshot* Thanks guys, be sure to tip your waitress!
You have to admit that 71 is in fact older than the average candidate. I am not sure why everyone gets all hopped up and indignant about old jokes. It’s not like we are calling the guy a terrorist or making racially inappropriate comments about him and his family.
I’m sure the lefties would be getting all hopped up and indignant if people were making jokes about Obama using unpleasant stereotypes about black people.
But they are quite happy to make ageist jokes about McCain. Liberals are hypocrites.
Half Honkey all Donkey you mean?
uh huh … the picture on the New yorker of the Obamas as terrorists is an excellent example of left wing media conspiracy too right?
Barack Obama is, in fact, half honkey and all donkey.
As for the New Yorker, it’s a left-wing magazine.
You sir sound like a bigot
You sir sound like a fool.
Remember; if you don’t love and idolize Osama..er.. Obama, then YOU are a Racist!
Please don’t feed Zombie Mouthpiece….
You’re so desperate to shut me up, aren’t you?
That lets me know I’m doing the right thing.
Oh, and “Mama Obama” was really classy too.
Besides, age is relevant. How healthy will he be at 77 or 78 still in office? We had one senile president, lets not saddle ourselves with another.
Ronald Reagan was mocked for being old, but he was one of the greatest presidents of the 20th century.
Another Reagan would be better than another Jimmy Carter.
Jimmy Carter the great humanitarian?
Yes, god forbid we get a president that wants to help people instead of killing them
Jimmy Carter the great terrorist enabler. Jimmy Carter, friend of HAMAS and the man responsible for installing Robert Mugabe.
Worst. President. Ever.
Life would be sweeter if it had an “ignore function”
McCain is old.
McCain has the hawts for the Golden Girls … all of them
McCain will probably die in office because he is OLD so hope he doesn’t pick a Quayle
McCain is so old he farts dust.
McCain’s parents have been located … on display in the Smithsonian pre-historic wing.
McCain should be featured on Antiques Roadshow.
McCain couldn’t pull the sword from the stone to be king back in “tha day” so he is trying again
McCain’s wife has had so much surgery she DOES look like the borg queen
MCCAIN IS OLD, OLD-OLD-OLD-OLD-OLD!
NOT YOUNG
OLD.
And yes, Bush is a moron, his daughters are tramps and his wife seems like a very nice lady that made a very bad choice.
Didn’t like hearing the truth about Carter, did you?
Truth according to the regurgitated right-wing propaganda soundbites?
I think Jimmy Carter is a great man who has done a lot more for the people of the world than ANY of the republican ex’prezzies can claim to have done
Agree.
Seriously, Carter has done some great things. What you fail to remember is that EVERY ONE OF THEM happened AFTER he left office. As a president, he failed at everything he tried. EVERYTHING. It was not until he left office that he actually started to get SOME things right. Carter gutted the military at the height of the Cold War. Gutted the CIA at the height of the Cold War. Stood by while Iran was overtaken by Islamic fundaMENTALists. Backed a plan to rescue hostages that failed miserably and led to the deaths of several US Soldiers. (notice I did not say killed US soldiers as you libs would say about Bush). Oversaw an economy that included record inflation (current inflation is nothing compared to it *yet*) and gas lines. Not even the Bush administration has failed so badly.
PS – McCain is freakin OLD
He’s like DESSICATED. LOL!
Why are Liberals so mean-spirited and intolerant of those not like them ?
The conservative here are open and warm?
What universe are you living in?
This place is a poo flinging monkey house with some regularity – heh.
That was meant retardedly..er..retorically !
Pass the ExLax please!
So wrong.
Your assuming he would run for a second term (and win). You think highly of McCain don’t you?
Actually, given the track record of the past 8 years, I don’t think highly of McCain … I think “lowly” of a lot of the American Voters. If the old fart gets in once he will likely be grandfathered (heehee … ’cause he is old, get it?) into a second term.
This is great! At least he isn’t reading it off a teleprompter.
as far away as he has to hold that little card he might be better off with a teleprompter … if the demons in the magic box don’t scare him off.
Burn the Witch!!! … oh wait, that’s his wife.
lol. Yeah, did you hear he still has no idea how to use a computer? How does someone do any work without a computer? (I understand how it worked a long time ago, but there is absolutely no reason to do administrative work without a computer, as opposed to a more labor-intensive job.)
Don’t be silly. Republican Presidents don’t do any work. Bush has set the standard for that now.
Yes, because having to constantly reference 3×5s is SOOO much better and definitely more engaging!
I’m surprised.
I was expecting the raving rep crowd to jump on the teleprompter feed. Must not be that hungry today, I guess….
Takes more to be able to do a speech with notes than just reading it off a screen. There isn’t a team of writers standing next to him handing him notes either.
But I eagerly await the day someone shuffles his deck of 3×5s….
Obama is not any better, he just advertises to the ignorant and people afraid to look rascist. God is it only democrats that make these!
It’s only democrats who get their lols approved for the front page.
That’s because Republican humour is distinctly lacking in LOL.
Anything we put out is just as funny as “Bush is dumb” or “McCain is old” joke #147. I think it is the democrat humor that is distinctly lacking in LOL. Much like one good knock knock joke can be funny, after your 5 year old tells you the 30th one of the afternoon it loses some of it LOL factor. Democrats are the 5 year olds of punditkitchen.
Not too many successful right wing comedians out there though huh?
Well Said!!!!!
(more !!! makes it truer)
Well said!
LOL!
you should make your own site with all Obama jokes.
Vote for Obama or you hate black people … and puppies. Republicans hate puppies!!!!!
But Democrats hate mothers and apple pie! Not only do they hate puppies, the like to eat them instead of apple pie.
Puppies are delicious and nutritious! I am more of a pecan Pie person myself. No offense to the Apples but pecans have got them beat hands down.
mmmm..puppeh pie.
Pee-can!!!!
#2, after the Pumpkin pie.
Mmmmm…. pumpkin pie…..
haha, reminds me of ted baxter on mary tylor moore. (yes, i know i can’t spell)