Comments on: The Segway Seals http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/ Lol News and political photos including Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, John McCain, Joe Biden and more Politicians like you've never laughed at before. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:37:39 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: W0LF http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-291376 W0LF Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:30:22 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-291376 Also a ak47 is longer than the control stem on a Segway. They only way those men are holding any kind of AK product is if it's a very small version of a toy. Hard to say for sure from the picture, but I'm thinking they have some varient of Skorpion Machine pistols. Also a ak47 is longer than the control stem on a Segway. They only way those men are holding any kind of AK product is if it’s a very small version of a toy. Hard to say for sure from the picture, but I’m thinking they have some varient of Skorpion Machine pistols.

]]> By: W0LF http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-291370 W0LF Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:24:55 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-291370 "This isn’t the best photo of them, though." Must stop laughing at understatement.. eyes waterring up... can't breathe! “This isn’t the best photo of them, though.”

Must stop laughing at understatement.. eyes waterring up… can’t breathe!

]]> By: Mao Zedong http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-244546 Mao Zedong Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:20:07 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-244546 You forgot to mention that USAF TACP is a troll. You forgot to mention that USAF TACP is a troll.

]]> By: Just a correction http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-244545 Just a correction Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:14:31 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-244545 Actually the show "The Greatest Ever" Took an AK-47 and fired it after running it over with a tank and throwing it in a lake. You also forgot to mention that the AK is a relatively quiet gun. And yeah, that's in China. Actually the show “The Greatest Ever”
Took an AK-47 and fired it after running it over with a tank and throwing it in a lake.
You also forgot to mention that the AK is a relatively quiet gun.

And yeah, that’s in China.

]]> By: Andrew http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-199386 Andrew Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:38:13 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-199386 segways can go up stairs... segways can go up stairs…

]]> By: Jjjj http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-106232 Jjjj Sat, 17 Jan 2009 09:13:59 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-106232 WOOT I POSTED WOOT I POSTED

]]> By: Volgon http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-70045 Volgon Fri, 14 Nov 2008 04:45:36 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-70045 EPIC WIN! EPIC WIN!

]]> By: Lyman http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-34350 Lyman Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:31:57 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-34350 Chinesse Riot Control Squad, 'no shit' called like the 'hidden tiger squad' or something, they trained secretly for a full year before the olympics even started. Chinesse Riot Control Squad, ‘no shit’ called like the ‘hidden tiger squad’ or something, they trained secretly for a full year before the olympics even started.

]]> By: hergieburbur http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-14370 hergieburbur Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:50:57 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-14370 Our spec ops guys will occasionally use AKs when in the field to add an element of "plausible deniability" Our spec ops guys will occasionally use AKs when in the field to add an element of “plausible deniability”

]]> By: bisforben http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-14366 bisforben Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:29:41 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-14366 may not be able to tackle the stairs..... but the cover is unbeatable may not be able to tackle the stairs….. but the cover is unbeatable

]]> By: punkasspiratzz http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-13734 punkasspiratzz Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:39:23 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-13734 (drum fill) Thank You! on the not so lol other hand... unfortunately people from my so call motherland (i'm taiwanese) prefer entertainment in public and...um...(looks around nervously)...the real AK shooting w/out the western world watching on LOLcast. (drum fill) Thank You!

on the not so lol other hand…
unfortunately people from my so call motherland (i’m taiwanese) prefer entertainment in public and…um…(looks around nervously)…the real AK shooting w/out the western world watching on LOLcast.

]]> By: EggFooYung http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-10405 EggFooYung Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:42:02 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-10405 As someone pointed out, these guys are security/anti-terrorism for the Olympics in China The Segways are actually a really good idea considering the circumstances. They're lot faster than running on your own feet. They are smaller and more maneuverable than a police car or a bicycle, and therefore better suited to the cramped conditions that will be present during the Olympics. Since they can be controlled with the knees, the officer has his/her hands free (as depicted) to use a weapon or apprehend a suspect. And since they're electric-powered, you don't have to turn it off to save gas, you just lean on and go. Speed, mobility, small size, immediate readiness, and hands free operation. It seems like a winner to me. It would be cool to put a riot shield on the front, though. Just the finishing touch As someone pointed out, these guys are security/anti-terrorism for the Olympics in China

The Segways are actually a really good idea considering the circumstances. They’re lot faster than running on your own feet. They are smaller and more maneuverable than a police car or a bicycle, and therefore better suited to the cramped conditions that will be present during the Olympics. Since they can be controlled with the knees, the officer has his/her hands free (as depicted) to use a weapon or apprehend a suspect. And since they’re electric-powered, you don’t have to turn it off to save gas, you just lean on and go.

Speed, mobility, small size, immediate readiness, and hands free operation.

It seems like a winner to me. It would be cool to put a riot shield on the front, though. Just the finishing touch

]]> By: NoProblemHere http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-9993 NoProblemHere Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:15:59 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-9993 Dude, there is nothing wrong with the AK series of weapons. They might not be the most accurate, but reliability wise... You can't get an AK to stop working unless you did something stupid like running it over with a tank. Think about what you're saying too, "Only idiots put themselves in that position," by saying that, you're insulting many of the countries near Russia and places like that; Poland, Russia, Romania, Warsaw Pact Nations, and I hate to mention them but North Korea and China. Don't insult the AK 47. The gun has been proven as an EFFECTIVE gun. Dude, there is nothing wrong with the AK series of weapons. They might not be the most accurate, but reliability wise… You can’t get an AK to stop working unless you did something stupid like running it over with a tank. Think about what you’re saying too, “Only idiots put themselves in that position,” by saying that, you’re insulting many of the countries near Russia and places like that; Poland, Russia, Romania, Warsaw Pact Nations, and I hate to mention them but North Korea and China. Don’t insult the AK 47. The gun has been proven as an EFFECTIVE gun.

]]> By: Britpop http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-9795 Britpop Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:19:21 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-9795 Nothing wrong with a properly made AK - emphasis on properly. Doesn't shoot straight but when you're swapping lead, I never used to aim that well anyway. And they never break. Nothing wrong with a properly made AK – emphasis on properly. Doesn’t shoot straight but when you’re swapping lead, I never used to aim that well anyway. And they never break.

]]> By: Jane Six-Pack http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-9689 Jane Six-Pack Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:00:23 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-9689 Crowd Control never looked so Sexeh. Crowd Control never looked so Sexeh.

]]> By: kwg06516 http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8553 kwg06516 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:55:54 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8553 EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

]]> By: USAF TACP http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8476 USAF TACP Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:59:35 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8476 I'd hate to be the guy who picks up an AK and actually uses it. Only idiots put themselves in that position. I’d hate to be the guy who picks up an AK and actually uses it. Only idiots put themselves in that position.

]]> By: Bagelman http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8354 Bagelman Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:55:19 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8354 hahaha. Daleks kick ass. hahaha. Daleks kick ass.

]]> By: Rooz http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8175 Rooz Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:40:43 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8175 it's chinese security for the olympics it’s chinese security for the olympics

]]> By: Jackharrdigan http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8162 Jackharrdigan Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:28:11 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8162 Add third wheel, make obsolete. Add third wheel, make obsolete.

]]> By: haley http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8160 haley Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:19:51 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8160 understanding humor win for you understanding humor win for you

]]> By: Raef http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8083 Raef Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:40:12 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8083 Understanding humor fail. Understanding humor fail.

]]> By: tc http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8060 tc Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:21:28 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8060 No, they can't :-/ I have one... trust me :-( No, they can’t :-/ I have one… trust me :-(

]]> By: Greenbandit http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8052 Greenbandit Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:27:01 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8052 True, the US doesn't buy AKs, but when our guys are out in the field they do pick up AKs. I agree, though, that these are not American soldiers True, the US doesn’t buy AKs, but when our guys are out in the field they do pick up AKs. I agree, though, that these are not American soldiers

]]> By: Alex http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8044 Alex Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:26:38 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8044 Exactly, why can no one else understand that the US does not use any form of the AK! Exactly, why can no one else understand that the US does not use any form of the AK!

]]> By: Hamjudo http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8035 Hamjudo Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:29:20 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8035 Haa!!! You didn't even know there was a police special package for the Segway. It's got red and blue blinking lights, a donut holder, and other policey stuff. It only costs about $6,000 more than a regular Segway. A skilled government purchasing officer should be able to knock $4,000 off the price. Haa!!!

You didn’t even know there was a police special package for the Segway.

It’s got red and blue blinking lights, a donut holder, and other policey stuff. It only costs about $6,000 more than a regular Segway. A skilled government purchasing officer should be able to knock $4,000 off the price.

]]> By: phil http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8034 phil Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:28:21 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8034 damn you! stole my comment! PEW! damn you! stole my comment!

PEW!

]]> By: 3ntropy http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8011 3ntropy Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:04:58 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8011 yeah, um. these ain't SEALs. these are probably chinese specops training for the olympics security. those are kalashnikovs. yeah, um. these ain’t SEALs. these are probably chinese specops training for the olympics security. those are kalashnikovs.

]]> By: Raef http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8008 Raef Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:50:28 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8008 Like tuna said, this is a chinese anti-terrorism unit. A lot of them are being trained for protection at the olympics. This isn't the best photo of them, though. Like tuna said, this is a chinese anti-terrorism unit. A lot of them are being trained for protection at the olympics. This isn’t the best photo of them, though.

]]> By: Seth http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8007 Seth Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:38:44 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8007 This is why the Daleks always beat UNIT, they can actually go up stairs. This is why the Daleks always beat UNIT, they can actually go up stairs.

]]> By: Danny http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8005 Danny Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:21:42 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8005 Correct! I just saw this on an amazing photographic blog site. Link to a similar picture is here: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/07/antiterrorism_exercises_in_chi.html Correct! I just saw this on an amazing photographic blog site. Link to a similar picture is here: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/07/antiterrorism_exercises_in_chi.html

]]> By: kitta08 http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-8001 kitta08 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:55:13 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-8001 Pew pew pew Pew pew pew

]]> By: tuna http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-7996 tuna Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:35:24 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-7996 chinese anti-terrorism unit. chinese anti-terrorism unit.

]]> By: tuna http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-7992 tuna Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:49:50 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-7992 Its the chinese anti-terrorism force. not kidding. http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/07/chinese-police.html Its the chinese anti-terrorism force. not kidding.

http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/07/chinese-police.html

]]> By: MH http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-7987 MH Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:01:35 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-7987 Seems like it would be easier to use your FEET to climb the stairs, though.... ;o) Seems like it would be easier to use your FEET to climb the stairs, though…. ;o)

]]> By: ManfredMom http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-7982 ManfredMom Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:30:03 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-7982 Actually, if I remember correctly, Segways can climb stairs. Not sure how they handle sand. Actually, if I remember correctly, Segways can climb stairs. Not sure how they handle sand.

]]> By: Nekopawed http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-7978 Nekopawed Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:23:51 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-7978 Obviously they "shopped" this photo...those navy seals are trained in levitation tatics, it does scare the hell out of the enemy...but only because they see it right before they die...they had to put in the segways to make it look normal to our eyes and keep it a secret. I mean...yeah that's one retarded mode of transport....unless they're in Silicon Valley in "White and Nerdy" Cameo... Obviously they “shopped” this photo…those navy seals are trained in levitation tatics, it does scare the hell out of the enemy…but only because they see it right before they die…they had to put in the segways to make it look normal to our eyes and keep it a secret.

I mean…yeah that’s one retarded mode of transport….unless they’re in Silicon Valley in “White and Nerdy” Cameo…

]]> By: wtf http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-7976 wtf Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:12:19 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-7976 wtf wtf

]]> By: Elvin http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-7974 Elvin Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:09:53 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-7974 what on earth are those guys doing? that's possibly the worst mode of transport when going into a firefight, ever... what on earth are those guys doing? that’s possibly the worst mode of transport when going into a firefight, ever…

]]> By: aryannia http://punditkitchen.com/2008/07/09/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists/comment-page-1/#comment-7973 aryannia Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:24:32 +0000 http://punditkitchen.com/?p=2319#comment-7973 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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