Has anyone
Has anyone found my contact yet?
(James Dobson)
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I wonder what sort of political point will be discussed on this caption…
Something to do with Contact Lense Liberals and their everlasting war against the Glasses Conservatives.
Gawd, I didn’t know Dobson was secretly a Muslim!
Can’t focus on my family without my contacts!
*claps* Brilliant… just brilliant.
The costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props
The audience that lifts you when you’re down….
…There’s no business like show business
Like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything the traffic will allow ….
Let’s go on with the show !
I wonder what kind of meeting that is? I only see men in the audience.
http://resources.family.org/product/focus+resources/dr.+dobson+-+family/by+dr.+james+dobson/bk745+straight+talk+to+men.do
Dobson likes the boys. but only in that religious leadership way.
He’s the author of “Seven Promises of a Promise Keeper;” Promise keepers are men who have pledged to “take back the reins of the family.” Women are not inferior to men, they just have different roles in the family.
it just so happens, the man’s role is as the “servant leader” and the woman’s role is to “submit.” So… yeah.
wow, what a cynical take on the idea of married or single men pledging to honor their wives or future wives, and pledging to be the father their kids need. “servant leader” is one who leads with humility, which in other words means respect for wives by honoring their contribution to the family and to the marriage.
would on earth could be negative about keeping promises?
You mean “honor women as long as those women know that they were put on earth solely to be men’s unthinking, vastly inferior slaves in all ways and at all times”.
And apparently they pray to James Dobson instead of to God. I’m not surprised: most conservative Christians seem to worship their hate-spewing ministers and not the God of love.
That is silly. They are not worshiping or praying to James Dobson. They are simply kneeling at an alter and praying – to God. Yes people have a tendency to “worship” a person of leadership instead of God, but that’s not what this picture is about. And any Christian who believes that women were put on this earth “solely to be men’s unthinking, vastly inferior slaves…” needs to re-read their Bible. And if you think that is the opinion of Christians, perhaps you need to visit a Bible believing church. Or at least not add to the spreading of lies about what Christians believe.
Actually, if you read the bible, that’s pretty much what it says….
Timothy 2:11-14 (NIV): A woman should learn in
quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or
to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was
formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was
the woman who was deceived and became a sinner.
1 Peter 3:5-6 (NIV): For this is the way the holy
women of the past who put their hope in God used to make themselves
beautiful. They were submissive to their own husbands, like Sarah,
who obeyed Abraham and called him her master.
Ooh ooh and don’t forget:
Numbers 31:14-18 (NIV): Moses was angry with the
officers of the army–the commanders of thousands and commanders of
hundreds–who returned from the battle. “Have you allowed all
the women to live?” he asked them. “They were the ones
who followed Balaam’s advice and were the means of turning the
Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a
plague struck the LORD’s people. Now kill all the boys. And
kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves
every girl who has never slept with a man.”
It’s all in the bible folks, just read it all the way through and dont skim over the messy parts
Yahdiyahdiyaddh. You do realise that you can prove more or less anything you like by selectively quoting 2 or 3 verses of the Bible, don’t you?
NAMBLA, of course.
as a member, you must resent that.
omg! Dobson is a secret muslim!!!
They’re all praying facing Mecca!
I knew he was set on the destruction of American from within all along. I bet he does the Hamas terrorist fist jab.
…. *yawn* whatever.
So it’s being a muslim that is contagious, not bein gay… Perhaps we should outlaw muslim marriage?
Well they’re both contagious, in the future we’ll all be gay muslims.
Check out the ferns. They’re bowing, too.
yeahbut ferns usually do that. i think.
if not, maybe they need watered?
Prolly. Stage lighting can’t be good for real ferns.
Maybe it’s his breath…..?
This was funnier as “Bow before Zod!”
“He spared the child and spoiled the rod/I HAVE NOT SOLD MYSELF TO ZOD!”
dobson is a true defender of family values.
*grabs popcorn and comfy chair*
Yeah! And Larry Craig isn’t a homosexual!
“grabs another bag of popcorn and takes a seat next to 3ntropy*
“There is no Dobson, only ZOOOOLLL!”
Good one!
You gotta admit those super Mega-Churches are kindof creepy; and guys like Dobson have sick “Cult of Personality” followings. Someone once said something like, when fascism comes to America, it will come carrying a huge Cross wrapped in the American Flag.
Well folks, with so-called Christian “leaders” like Dobson & Hagee, America is well on her way, & they scare the Be-Jeezus outta me, because it’s how fascism came to Power in Germany. Read your History!
Vote OBAMA ‘08 and let’s take Back our Nation from the pseudo-Christians Reich-Wing who stole it!