Comments on: My eyes are up here

By: Marylamb

Marylamb — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:26:44 +0000

Hey mumsies!
I love how controversial you are on the internets.
Are they like this on ICHC, too?
Like, DOG LOVERS ARE SLOBBERING HICKS WHO SCOOT ON THEIR BUTTS ALL DAY and CAT LOVERS ARE MEAN SPIRITED BABY KILLERS LEECHING OFF THE ECONOMY.
Anyway, I liked it. <3

By: Kristina MacKenzie

Kristina MacKenzie — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:57:34 +0000

Viktor Yushchenko Ukrainian President

By: Jane

Jane — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:38:54 +0000

Hmmmmmmm, Emily’s avatar and my name. Interesting….

By: Jane

Jane — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:37:35 +0000

Actually, it is a combination of the blue donkey (the democrat symbol) on the top half and the red elephant (the republican symbol) on the bottom half.

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:48:44 +0000

“I haven’t worked a day in my life.”

THAT is obvious.

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:47:48 +0000

See, this is why you’re not that bright. I wasn’t calling you paranoid, I was calling EP paranoid. It was his comment I responded to. Thank God you have that capitalist money to live on. I cringe at the thought of you in the workforce actually trying to be a contributing member of society.

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:25:43 +0000

You didn’t specify what I was paranoid about, which proves my point- liberals- don’t know how to argue, you just throw out bullshit. I started out by expressing an opinion and you responded with an insult. Go study philosophy- your argument is a FALLACY!

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:19:10 +0000

I mean I love you EP

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:18:44 +0000

I love you

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:17:01 +0000

Ha Ha you have to WORK. I haven’t worked a day in my life. Working is for losers. I just live off my capitalist money and boy do I love it!!!!

By: Saint Facetious

Saint Facetious — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:23:20 +0000

Did you fail to notice the giant donkey on the front page? I think that’s the Democrat symbol, isn’t it?

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:46:51 +0000

“Hey Kettle,” said the Pot, “Did you know that you are an unsightly black color?”

“Why yes,” said the Kettle, “Although now that you mention it, your color is quite dark as well, why it’s as black as my own.”

I’d say more, but I have to get to work. In case you’re wondering, instead of making assumptions, it involves neither cubicles nor computers (of which I’m barely literate). It does involve running the craft table for 5-10 year olds at our local bookstore. Thank God I’m not overweight or it’d be hard to clean up all the spilled glitter we’re going to have after we make fireworks today.

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:25:10 +0000

“their lols” rather.

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:24:27 +0000

“Let me guess- you’re a fat, ugly, computer nerd with no friends.
If I ever saw you out in the world you know I would laugh in your pimply face!
Go smoke your pipe idiot.”

You’re right Emily, those comments listed above are in no way emotional rude or pointless. Thank God we have you to make such rational and calm statements that make so much more sense than asking if someone is paranoid because they think the management of this site is intentionally not putting they’re lols on the voter page.

By: Ceefax

Ceefax — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:58:47 +0000

Yeah, calling people xxxtards isn’t rude at all. Get over your victim complex.

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:42:32 +0000

Yes I know I spelled cubicle wrong

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:40:56 +0000

You’re excited by these debates? Let me guess- you’re a fat, ugly, computer nerd with no friends. That’s why you sit around insulting people and taking your anger out from the safety of your cubical- If I ever saw you out in the world you know I would laugh in your pimply face!

By: L

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:39:05 +0000

You can talk.

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:37:49 +0000

If anyone has noticed- most the comments on this page made by non-liberals are rational, calm, and make sense. Liberal comments are emotional, rude and pointless. Liberals tell people to shut up, that they are paranoid, etc. This is because liberals know nothing of the economy or how the world works- they think with their feelings and not their minds, they have no respect for other peoples viewpoints and when they can’t form an intelligent argument they just start with the insults. For instance- when Jane, above, replied to my earlier comment, she basically said I was stupid for not knowing what paranoia had to do with my comment, but she never explained what she meant- just started spewing insults. In fact- I know I’ll get a barrage of insults for this comment. I wish people could respect each other- then maybe we could learn from one another and actually get somewhere in politics. But I won’t hold my breath.

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:29:04 +0000

It’s hilarious how all the liberals post really angry and insulting comments- like telling other people to “shut up” if they don’t agree with them. This just proves how stupid, emotional and irrational liberals are! Is it really necessary to be so rude and insulting just to voice your opinion? Plus, you just contradicted yourself when you said that republican types aren’t funny- wouldn’t that mean there should be less posts making fun of Obama?!

By: Gus

Gus — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:22:14 +0000

Yushchenko’s pockmarks were caused by an assassination attempt where someone laced his soup with dioxin. IIRC he had the largest bodily concentration of dioxin of anyone in recorded history and still survived.

By: Jane

Jane — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:07:12 +0000

Ahhahahahaha!!!

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:16:05 +0000

Boy, you just had to reply to every single post, didn’t you?

Talk about whining.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:13:35 +0000

NO U

By: L

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:26:14 +0000

You are just a big ol’ troll aren’t you?

By: L

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:24:18 +0000

I rest my case. Right wing = no sense of humour. Mystery of the left-wing Pundit Kitchen Conspiracy solved. Lets move on.

By: L

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:22:39 +0000

Okay so in future when you write ‘censored’, we are going to read that word as ‘not very funny’ okay? It will save everyone alot of time.

By: L

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:19:54 +0000

Oh God SHUT UP! The cheezburgers will post any FUNNY picture! FUNNY! Is it more likely that
a) Your submission, just wasn’t that funny, like probably 90% of submissions
OR
b) It’s a left-wing conspiracy

Maybe, maybe there are less captions of obama on this site because more liberal types actually use this site and submit captions? Plus it’s harder to make fun of Obama – he isn’t nearly as stupid as other politicians. Plus, as everyone knows, Republican types just aren’t that funny.

By: L

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:12:46 +0000

Oh for crying out loud stop whining!

By: Ceefax

Ceefax — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:32:23 +0000

No way! Next you’ll be telling me that’s not *really* an invisible bike.

By: Jane

Jane — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:17:18 +0000

I’m not being sarcastic EP when I say I would have liked to see some of your lols. At the very least they would spark some exciting debates in the comments. I think it’s going a little far to say they were deliberately censored, but you’re gonna believe what you’re gonna believe and there is no real way to disprove either of us on this.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:49:03 +0000

I’ve made plenty of them, if you look at my profile.

But only one has made it to the voting stage where people can give it a ‘win’ or ‘fail’. The rest were censored.

By: Jane

Jane — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:11:14 +0000

Wow, you’re really not that bright if you can’t figure out what paranoia has to do with the statement I replied to. And honestly, if that was the rudest comment you’ve seen by anyone on this, or many other threads (to say nothing of real life) then you really need to get out more.

By: bjackt

bjackt — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:58:19 +0000

i wish the ‘04 protests in Ukraine had been contagious….coulda used some of that in the States. Slava Yushchenko.

By: emily

emily — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:44:32 +0000

Wow, you’re really rude. What does paranoia have to do with anything? Go smoke your pipe idiot.

By: Caroline

Caroline — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:03:13 +0000

Probably looking at the horrible lesions on Yushchenko’s hand caused by that poisoning thing. Wondering if they’re contagious…

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:47:49 +0000

“I’m the decider, and I decide when to look at another world leader’s junk!”

By: Jane

Jane — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:11:33 +0000

Paranoid much? I honestly would love to see a lol making fun of Obama, just as I enjoyed the ones about Hilary. So get making lols EP if you want to see them so bad. I think that with all the work that comes of running this and the other lol websites the management would have better things to do with their time than sort out your right leaning lols.

By: dalz

dalz — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:43:19 +0000

All I ever see in comments are whining from both sides.

In before obligatory “BUT YOUR COMMENT IS WHINING, HYPOCRITE!”

By: rob

rob — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:45:25 +0000

dont forget about censoring lolz that attack fags.

By: rob

rob — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:44:12 +0000

heres my caption:

HEYIMBUSH!!!! IM IDIOT!!!!

hahahhaaalol!!!!1!! get it guise! hes stupid! hahaha. lol OMG!!!1!!1 bush sux!, amirite?

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:27:12 +0000

Isn’t that what you are doing by criticizing the McCain is old meme? Seriously, dud, why are you here?

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:16:04 +0000

Obama’s supporters suggest that any attack on him is racist. This is simply an excuse to evade criticism.

And the front page here is proof that being funny has nothing to do with getting featured. It’s all about which side of politics is favoured.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:11:22 +0000

It’s racist to say anything racist. Duh.

Try something funny. FUNNY. I gave a list of things to poke fun of him about on another post.

Otherwise, you are just whining.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:05:26 +0000

This is simply wrong.

I know where the LOLbuilder page is, and where the voting page is.

I’ve made and submitted right LOLs. Of these, only one has ever appeared on the voting page. I’ve had contact with other people whose LOLs making fun of Obama have never reached the voting stage.

The management is filtering out LOLs that attack Obama before the users can even vote on them.

It might be interesting to try some positive captions for Republicans, as you suggest — and see if those get filtered out too.

By: ROMAD

ROMAD — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:59:24 +0000

I’ve submitted tons of Obama lols and nothing has been posted; Which makes me believe you’re right. The admin himself said he “posts what he gets” which is crap.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:50:05 +0000

nice! now, say communist……

Yeah, what now?

By: damensperling

damensperling — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:42:42 +0000

The other guy looks remarkably like Viktor Yuschenko, the president of Ukraine. See a picture of him in this link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4041321.stm

I’d bet my lunch that’s who it is!

By: Josiah

Josiah — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:00:40 +0000

nice! now, say communist…….

By: Scott

Scott — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:24:49 +0000

I was thinking Medvedev, but at second glance, it looks like Yushchenko.