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Will it be exhibited next to the dodo, or will there be a dodo behind the wheel?
The dodo behind the wheel will look strangely like the Governator, too. Cigar included.
It’s comforting to know my future kids will never get a hummer either…
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Khaaaaaaann!!!!!!
Always wanted to do that…
Eh, it wasn’t ever that fuel efficient. I could never validate buying one–even if I was a millionaire! Besides, in a way, I feel bad for those who have one now…must suck to fill that up!
I’d hope anybody with the ability to pay for one of those was also able to buy something smaller. CBF a Hummer being the daily driver regardless of gas prices.
I noticed this site has toned down the libtardation lately.
Nah. Just a phase. It’s only been about two days since the last one.
As epic a sign of Republican corporate greed as there ever was… the ultimate small-penis status symbol…
there, some “libtardation” for you.
I heart you.
Sure, blame it on the Republicans. The truth is, if it wasn’t for Bilbo Clinton’s army of Suburbanite Soccer Mom Commando’s, these things never would have become that popular.
You hacks have been watching ‘The American President’ too much. Made by the same people who produced ‘The West Wing’, which was also a farce.
I always lumped the Hummer in with the copious amounts of fabric worn by the nobility in the middle ages – an expensive, wasteful status symbol. Unfortunately, we have a lot of people thinking that they NEED things like this just to be perceived as middle class. I blame people’s weak will and herd mentality for the sales of this impractical, inefficient abomination. Oh, and the media too. But people’s weakness firstly.
And Republican soccer moms! Don’t forget them! Wouldn’t want anyone to feel left out. ^_^
I hate those things, glad to see them leave. I’ve never figured out why a suburban soccer-mom needs an urban assault vehicle. Is she going to take over a country with the 5th grade soccer team?
I don’t know, those soccer moms are pretty scary…
Hahahaha, that’s awesome image there! I agree those soccer moms’s are scary! They drive like a bat out of hell for some reason, and usually in an suv. Don’t they know about the roll over rate of those vehicles?
“Soccer Mom Seizes Capitol Building with Peoria Little League Team”
Pretty soon we will have hummer owners making a documentary titled “who killed the gigantic car”
LOL that’ll be the day
I didn’t know there was a Hummer on the market that actually had a body with some style. The ones I see around here (dropping kids off at school, picking them up, going 3 blocks to the park, shopping, etc.) all have the boxy body with the teeny Mafia-hit-wagon windows. All with the ugly colors…Bug Yellow, Ca-ca Brindle, etc.
BUT no matter how attractive they might make them, I still would not want to be seen in one.
Ech. Over-priced vanity pieces. Dont even do what they are technically supposed to do half the time.
The people who buy these damn things dont go anywhere more strenuous with a starbucks with them and the companies know it.
I don’t think we should count the Hummer out just yet. After all, the sort of people who buy Hummers also tend to be the sort of people who leave the car on for a half hour in the morning before they get in just so it can warm up. Plus, dealers are offering huge incentives for people to buy Hummers to try to turn around slow sales. Things like 0% financing and $7,000 or $8,000 cash back.
There are dozens of stories about it, but here’s one:
http://www.kvue.com/news/local/stories/062308kvueguzzlers-mm.32030977.html?npc
if i had the money i would buy 30 of these just to make u liberals mad
Enjoy gassing them up! We’ll be lol’ing.
Do it! Totally do it! Drive a parade of them past our houses every morning just to get us up and freaking out, it’ll be better than coffee in getting us ready for a day of liberal ranting and raving.
Interesting, with the rising gas prices, The Hummer, what may have been to some people a reason to envy that person, now has become a reason to sympathize with that person.
Personally, my favored mode of transportation is the magic umbrella.
one thing people need to realize is that anyone who can actually afford one of those will never give a crap about how much gas it burns.
EPIC environmentalism FAIL
maybe that’s a good thing.
They were a purpose build vehicle that serves the purpose rather well. unfortunatly lots of people with more money that brains decided they also had a purpose for one. And if you realy think all soccer moms are republican you’re not too bright. Lets just keep going splitting ourselves in half as far as we can over everything the media on both sides of any issue can push us and not pay any attention to the fact that both parties who are in power are equally wrong in their own dirrection, and are both benifiting from the polirization of the populous so we can’t come to a common groud and actualy end the degrigation of ourselves as a nation they are both pushing us towards.