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finally, a bad ass president.
(Barack Obama)
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Right, totally f-ing scary… but not for the reasons you think.
The word ‘ass’ is superfluous to that caption.
What’s a “bad ass” mean anyway? I’m not even sure that is a compliment. Isn’t that like a bouncer or someones body guard? That conjers images of thugs, not leaders of countries, except of course Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong Il and the like…
Bad ass = Reagan
Cheap ass [sunglasses] = Obama
Bad ass = Reagan
PHHHHHWWAAAAHHH!!! (drink on monitor) You’re FUNNY. Do another one.
Here’s a funny one: Obama’s not President, but Reagan was. Twice.
Who’s drinkin’ now, forge?
“Obama’s not President…”
Actually, he will be soon.
Bad = (obvious)
ass = donkey (the democratic party mascot?)
I wonder if that combination means something other than implied in the caption?
Meaning he is above awsome, or that he is”hip” or “Cool”
i like obama u people want 1000 years of war?????????????????
If Obama gets elected you’ll have 1000 years of surrender.
That doesn’t even make sense.
Evil Pundit’s MO is just “lIberals are bad! Mwaaaa!”
Yup pretty much sums it up. Doesn’t have to actually make sense.
Seems in the last few days Internet Freaks Against Obama have invaded Pundit Kitchen.
And by ‘freak’, I mean comically right wing, not just that they don’t support the only decent candidate.
Aww, not everyone is in your cult, woshipping the Obamessiah?
Poor widdle wibwul.
Not everyone is just in your right wing hate club Evil Pundit. Only you and Ema. Maybe we just don’t want a continuation of Republican Regime since it hasn’t worked out so well for the majority of us, ya know, the non right wing portion of America? Much to your chagrin, we’re voters, too.
But you obviously are not a majority…
We’ll see. The system calls for checks and balances, there will always be dissent.
Until Dear Leader Barack outlaws it.
If anything, he’ll be reinstating them, since your boys already took care of the outlawing part (they just didn’t publicize it, and the corporate media acquiesced…)
What a lie.
If dissent were outlawed, this website wouldn’t exist.
You loony libtards just can’t tell the truth at all, can you?
DW, maybe, JUST MAYBE, conservatives take responsibility for their own futures and could care less what the gubmint does except leave us alone. We don’t need programs to help us keep our homes since us conservatives didn’t buy $900,000 homes on a $40k income and then go complain that their 2 yr free mortgage deal ends and they like living in a gated community. Obama will bail them out though right?
Regimes are those not liable to leave once the term ends. I’d bet you $1000 GWB leaves as is required by the Constitution. You might be a voter, but it doesn’t mean you understand or know much. We should go back to the days when only property holders and those able to pass a test can vote. It keeps idiots like you from voting because you surely don’t know the difference between a Republic and Communist Society.
Well said!
Yeah, and bet that you know the difference between a Republic and a
Communist society!!! I’m willing to be that just as many conservatives
as liberals are in the same boat when it comes to the housing market.
Just in case you didn’t know being either conservative or liberal
doesn’t make you any smarter than the other. IT IS A DIFFERENCE OF
OPINION!!! Both sides have their good and bad points. As for Obama
bailing out all these idiots that don’t know what they’re doing… you
should really learn the facts. Better yet, let’s just blame someone that
had nothing to do with the current state of the economy, and
completely forget the fact that GWB was the one in charge, and the one
that lead us into this disaster!!! WAY TO GO CONSERVATIVES!!! BTW…
Let’s go back to those ” good ol’ days” that you miss so much, and
suppress the voice of the of the people by hanging them, and forcing
them into slavery!!!. That makes perfect sense!!! IDIOT!!! How about you
get a brain!!! Besides, if you were so much better than everyone in here
(as you want us to believe) you would be in here in the first place!!!
Someone once said “If you’re under 30 and are not a liberal, you have no heart. If you’re over 30 and you are still a liberal, you have no brain”
i get the impression that you’re over 30.
That’s why I defined the term ‘freak’ as ridiculously right wing for the sake of it, not just supporting a stupid candidate. I don’t like Obama particularly, but I can see the other option would be disastrous.
If elected Obama is gonna sell us out to Mexico in no time.
After he puts all the white people in jail until they pay reparations for slavery; I guess 600,000 dead Americans in the Civil War was a shallow payment.
Mexico? Not too sure about that. Iran is the more likely who he will be cozying up to.
presidential candidate*
I kinda think the guy that had a duel and killed the other guy is a bit more bad ass….but w/e. And yeah Obama will be a good president if elected. Don’t let people put feat tactics in you. You’re not taxed to death by democrats, and Republicans aren’t going to make us go into wars just because they think its good for big business.
Extremists are terrorists, don’t be a political Extremist.
Well said.
Very, very well said, in fact.
Right, because we’re not in any wars at the moment. We don’t just attack one country and move onto the next without getting out of the first. These things never happen.
Actually Republicans are guilty of both these things–higher taxes and wars. This isn’t political extremism. This is simply the conclusion anyone would come to noticing 1) the wars and 2) your taxes over the last eight years. Anything less is a failure of basic arithmetic.
Here’s some basic arithmatic for you. 9+11=more than 3000 innocent americans dead, mutiply that by the most dramatic changes our homeland defense has ever undergone. Which equals 2 wars and higher taxes to keep ungrateful retards like you safe and free to spread your liberal bias. As for Obama being bad? Time will tell. I suspect and fear he will prove to be horrendously bad. Bad for the economy. Bad for freedom and bad for America. Now if you are Iranian, Syrian, Egyptian, Pakastani or any of those other raghead sheepherders, no doubt you will think he is BADASS!
They do not know how many duels Jackson actually had, sources say anywhere between 10 and 100. And his one regret in life was that he did not kill his vice-president. Actually, Cracked.com had a list of the 5 most badass presidents for President’s Day, I’ll post them in the order they were in:
5. Jackson, 4. JFK, 3. John Quincy Adams (you know him as the mofo who looks like he ate dudes for breakfast), 2. Washington, 1. Teddy Roosevelt
Go TR, Whooooo!
JQA’s daddy always seemed like a man who’d be fun to go grab a beer or four with (boo! to sentences ending with prepositions, but I’m too tired to try and fix it…).
That is one smart comment. Above all else, be real. But lets be funny whenever possible, as well. The thing that amazes me is how seriously everyone is taking all this. This is a humor site. I go to the news sites for “serious”, I go here to laugh.
Obama is not a badass just fyi
It’s all about where you put the hyphen…
http://www.xkcd.com/37/
Oh my rod, that is so funny because I do that, too! Thanks for posting this.
…they didn’t even put one on this… I’d prefer the original interpretation, though.
When I think bad ass, he doesn’t come to mind. Now Clint Eastwood or R. Lee Emery are bad ass.
Someone who went to Ivy League schools and then complains about how rough he had it doesn’t really strike me as bad ass.
“Sooner will a camel pass through a needle’s eye than a great man be “discovered” by an election.”
Hey, anyone that comes out of Chicago politics, particularly south-side Chicago politics, is bad-ass in my book. I hate to see who’d visit me if I didn’t, lol.
IMHO, while I may not like McCain that much, he is MUCH more bad ass then Obama could ever hope to be. Let’s see Obama be a POW and see how he turns out.
So being a POW not only makes you bad ass but it also makes you a better president?
I did not say it makes for a better President you twit, I said it makes him more bad ass! Next time read the comment in it’s entirety, ok?
I dunno, being caught doesn’t make someone a badass in my opinion. He’s cool to have survived being a PoW but I think he’s probably more badass for what he’s done in life than being caught. >.> I like both of the guys….so sue me. I’m happy with either winning.
He was also kind of not-bad ass while captive. Not to downplay the POW thing, but he apparently was pretty cooperative while he was in there. And not very tortured (at least, not as much as he wants us to think).
I won’t agree with that. Whatever happened in there wasn’t at his control nor ours. So lets leave it at that. No disrespect should be paid to someone when you don’t know what happened fully. Nor should they be raised above their counterparts.
Here’s bad ass for McCain: you fly twenty-plus missions as a pilot in the Navy. You get shot down and eject at five thousand feet, and land in a lake. You break both arms and a leg. The Vietnamese find you, capture you, figure out that your dad’s an admiral, and try to force you to make propaganda statements. You refuse, knowing they’ll torture you if you don’t. All the while, arms and leg are still broken. They upgrade you to the penthouse suite at the Hanoi Hilton, where the torture is a lot worse and lasts a lot longer.
By the time you get out, your body is so permanently damaged that you have a limp and can never raise your hands above your head. Oh, and your hair is white from the extremes of stress, not age. All the while you stay true to your cause and your country.
Bad ass.
Kind of not-bad ass while a captive? You’d better read up on his history, bro. I can’t raise his right hand above his shoulder because they broke it so bad. The old viet cong would laugh at us right now for what we consider to be torture and what they did to McCain. How about the fact that they wanted to release him as a pubicity stunt, but he refused to go so he wouldn’t demoralize the other captives?
Also, regarding the not being a bad ass because he got caught issue, when McCain landed (after being shot down, which I think surviving that should just certify bad assesedness for the rest of someone’s life), he had a severly broken leg and arm. We have MLB players that don’t play for weeks because they “strained” a muscle, and you’re blaming the guy for not getting away on a broken leg and a broken arm?
Yea, you’re right. McCain isn’t Rambo. But I’ve heard that McCain eats LOL cats for breakfast.
Not very tortured? He was hung up by the arms till his shoulders were pulled out of their sockets, for one thing. Give that a try and let me know how it feels.
Hey, unless you are a POW you don’t get the right to say anything about McCain’s experience as one. I may not agree with his current politics, I absolutely will not be voting for him, but I will never say that he didn’t serve his country. Nor will I ever attempt to delegitimize his experience for the sake of politics, that is completely wrong.
Agreed with Jane.
I feel kind of honored to be called a twit. Thanks
Was that what the poster posted? Being proficient in lolspeak seemingly diminishes your reading comprehension, lol.
hes not going to be president and if lossing your hard earned moneyz is cool…than yea, i guess hes fucking awsome. Almost like a GOD of cool but you cant call him a god
Bobby – did you learn punctuation by way of the No Child Left Behind method? Dude, taxes for education – you needz them.
this blog is certainly run by idiotic loliberals like that twat Jane.
You don’t understand how submissions to this blog work, do you? The ones with THE MOST VOTES get put up on the front page.
Yeah, but only twats like myself are allowed to vote. It’s a bit elitist, I know, but there’s a very strong twat lobby that has the site admin bought off.
Yikes, why don’t you have a big steamy bowl of STFU you nasty jackass.
I love how every caption on this site fawns over obama, and insults everyone else. Positive parody for him, negative parody for everyone else. Classic!
Maybe that’s because the American public likes Obama more than anyone else?
Hope not ass bad president. We already has one.
this blog is certainly run by idiotic loliberals like that twat Jane.
Huh, at least they are not running around internet forums quoting Hitler in order to suggest that democracy is a bad way of doing things and that both presidential candidates will suck.
it’s not surpising that a male bothered to research that quote rather than idiots like Jane. Democracy is a bad way of doing things? The majority of america does not support gay marriage. Lets have a democracy.
I am not showing my support for Hitler. I am showing an indicator of the current state of our country’s politics. Perhaps the LGBT will be rejected by the Democrats. So you don’t think Homosexuals will ever side with the militant right? Google ‘pink swastika’, the idea that gay people were thrown in with the jews is a very similar tactic to what Jane has shown, trying to equate being teh ghey with every victim in history. Pre-nazi germany was very similar to our current political scene, it was comprised of socialist-marxists (loliberals or libtards), and right-wing christians( bush ). Also ’sexual liberty’ was a major cultural force at the time. Then a man named Adolf proposed a solution, right after a complete economic collapse (sub-prime anyone?). Exactly what role gay people played in the whole thing is quite mysterious, because it was a proven fact that several of Hitler’s top people were known homosexuals.
at some point the loliberals wont be so lol.
No, you’re showing what an asshole you really are. Get out of your cave much, troll?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t Homosexuals persecuted under the Nazi Regime, and if not, weren’t the mentally or physically disabled also persecuted? Besides, you can’t say any one form of government is bad because of a certain example or examples, just like you can’t say an autocracy is good because there was a good leader. In my opinion, the common man’s treatment by the government is a bit of a game of chance, no matter what government you have (besides a divine monarchy) you will have your share of the bad and the good.
it’s not surpising that a male bothered to research that quote rather than idiots like Jane.
Yeah totally not surprissing. Maybe we could become brothers in fascism and make an all male club where we talk about history; by which of course I mean talk about the parallels between Nazi Germany and how it is still relevant today.
If we are really lucky maybe the log cabin Republicans will invite us over and we can upgrade their cabin into a log fortress. From there, we can launch our attacks on sexuality, because as we all know, it leads to Nazism.
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha. Classic man!
Yeah totally not surprissing. Maybe we could become brothers in fascism and make an all male club where we talk about history; by which of course I mean talk about the parallels between Nazi Germany and how it is still relevant today.
sounds like a good idea. Women have already done it, its called Feminism. They have all sorts of theories about how they must seize power and how men are horrible disgusting creatures from birth and only seek to cause evil in the world. Oh they haven’t targeted you yet? They often keep douchebags as pets in order to prove they are not ‘prejudgiced’. Sure, you can take the boomer approach and laugh at it and respond with ‘ha crazy broads!’, but this group’s influence has become so severe the marriage rate has plummeted, among other things. Often times it takes years of deprogramming before the average public school victim realizes the basic truths about sexual attraction. looks like someone got their way. but it sure is funny. lol.
what the hell does ’sexuality’ mean? my guess: the way I get my giggles. one man prefers anal fisting for instance. its his choice. its his ’sexuality’. lets teach that in our public schools and make ‘heterosexuals’ (why do normal people have to have a special term now?) feel like they are a minority. Fisting is a perfectly normal form of behavior. How dare you judge!
you know in ancient greece they had documented techniques for making a dominated population gay. Gays are less threatening.
The “social programming” that is going on in our public schools these days is frightening…
who do you think we can thank for that?
I know, we really need to teach Intelligent Design and all things Christian because that’s what god wants.
snark.
Oh give me a break, yikes. Guess what, your mother is a woman. Your sister is a woman. Your wife (god forbid) is a woman. Who told you Feminists hate men? Maybe they just hate you because you’re an angry asshole.
Feminists said they hate men.
“All men are rapists and that’s all they are.”
Marilyn French, Author; (later, advisor to Al Gore’s Presidential Campaign.)
So one feminist gets to speak for ALL feminists in the land? A woman championing for the rights and welfare of women is bad because? Why exactly?
But going to a country like Afghanistan and toppling a “government” to protect women is wrong? Just the kind of feminism you want, right? The marxist kind.
Marriage and Family were in decline prior to Teh Gays. Divorce rate is high, infidelity is high; those issues in a marriage are between the people in the marriage, not society in general. It’s easy to blame Teh Gays for all of marriage’s woes, but the argument holds little water. Who determines what is normal healthy sexuality? You? The government? God? If God, whose version? I couldn’t care less if Sally has two mommies as long as those mommies work, pay taxes, and don’t interfere with MY life. What people do behind closed doors in their business, not mine or yours. Do you guys even know any gay families? Are they less than human? What is the basis for the fear of gays? It’s not contagious.
And ema – you have to elaborate on the Afghani feminist marxist WTF comment because that makes no sense either. What are you trying to say?
DW, have you ever considered the STFU debate tactic?
It seems that teh Gheys are simultaneously employing a full-force attack on our legal and educational system while claiming ‘what we do is our business, it doesn’t effect you’. The worlds biggest lie. They claim they are ‘peace loving’ and ‘tolerant’ but they are none of the above. They are constantly at war with the entire world. And the rise of teh Gheys correlates quite closely to the decline in marriage. But those things are unrelated, because teh Gheys say so. Many young people are confused as to what sex really is, and it would appear that our educational system supports this. If you argue with them you’re some kind of bible beating maniac of course.
We don’t need God to tell teh gheys to STFU. We just need reason. In academia there is a strict doctrine in how gheys are to be represented (in psychology, sociology, etc.). Its verging on a dictatorship.
OK. Yikes, STFU. Or keep talking. Your arguments speak volumes, trust me.
I see, and you know that homosexuals are employing a full-force attack on our various systems because you’ve spied on one of their meetings organized for the destruction on said systems?
What I meant is how come no one gives our male dominated patriarchal military the credit for saving the Afgani women who were forced out of their jobs and made to wear burqas? Yes, they didn’t go over there with that purpose but still. Also, why no outcry from feminists over the genital mutilation of young girls in Islamic countrys? When have women ever been treated so bad here? That’s all I was saying.
Well said!
I’m a feminist, and I’m in a relationship with a man who is a feminist, and whom I adore. And I take huge issue with any woman who condemns all men, just as I take huge issue with any man who’s a chauvinist. Do your research on feminisms as a wholeIf it weren’t for feminism women would never have the right to vote, of course, maybe some of these ring wing extremists would prefer that.
I must register that it’s pathetic how some of the conservative extremists on this page keep wailing about communism. You all probably know nothingabout it. My father came from a communist country in Eastern Europe. He came here to flee communism years ago, and oh guess who he’s voting for? Obama.
sexuality is like how you like to get fooked. some people like to get fooked in the ass, other prefer a to be fooked with thier mouth, still other prefer other methods. its all good in the new world order (NWO). being a ‘hetero’ is just another way of how to fooked. open ur mind to fooking in lots of ways for great justice.
What does this even mean?
It makes perfect sense, blurring the lines between normal healthy sexuality and perversion is a way to destroy marraige and family.
ema, if you are a girl you are extremely mature.
Well, I am a woman, making me a girl that is mature, so you are correct.
its good to know there are women who recognize these things. thanks!
Yikes, if you are a boy you are extremely condescending.
Man, I’m sensing a love match here between ema and yikes. He can tell her to get her ass back into the kitchen where women belong and she’ll happily go there.
well if such a thing were to happen, she would be treated in a way that you disgusting whores will never be treated in your god damn life- with respect. What you fucking retards never actually suspected is that you shot yourselves in the foot… its always the youngsters that are thrilled with liberalism, the older crowd knows its only sugar coated. Have fun ‘dating’ (read: getting fucked by) a dozen ‘artists’ at college and contracting genital warts. When you finally realize you will never have true happiness in your life, you can start blaming the ‘patriarchy’ and get in touch with your inner lesbian. loliberals. gotta love em’.
Gee, why don’t you tell that to my parents who, again, are more than twice your age, oppose gay marriage, raised me to be strong and independent, and haven’t voted republican in years. Why don’t you also tell that to my boyfriend who worships the ground I walk on?
Does anyone know how to report comments to the site owners. I think language like this is completely unacceptable. Which one of us loony liberals has called someone a whore and swore at them on here? (and if they did, I would be the first to say that it was inappropriate).
Hey look everyone, the Taliban is here! All right ladies, get those burkhas on!
What, did Obama get elected already?
Ummmmm no one has ever accused Obama of not being for women’s rights, so your comment makes sense how?
It only makes sense to EP.
If you want fundamentalist Islamic extremists to make great gains everywhere in the world, vote for Barack Obama.
Ohhhh I get it! You’re one of those people who go on the internet and disagree with everyone else extremely so they can pay attention to you, however negative their attention is.
Good one Evil!
Bad ? Yes! Ass ? Yes ! Bad-Ass ? No way, Harvard Boy !!!!
What a poser!
The dude can’t function without a teleprompter. He makes President Bush look like a Shakespearean.
It must be that Harvard education and all that time in the Senate.
Both wasted.
Obama didn’t do anything in the Senate, and he’s an idiot without a teleprompter.
As are you, apparently.
Why don’t you run for prez and show us how it’s done. Ema can be your VP.
Thanks!
I might actually vote for you ema, so don’t thank me. I hear the job sucks and most people hate you for it.
LGBT = STFU
Wut?
By the way DW, try not to waste too much time on the right wing trolls! You will never change their mind on ANYTHING… EVER.
Why are we the trolls that never change their minds?
You are considered trolls mainly because your opinions seem to those witnessing to be firmly rooted in outdated customs, appear to be devoid of what the witnesses believe to be common sense, and also seem to be always firmly rooted against the opinion of the majority of the people commenting. Whether or not you are a troll doesn’t matter, to me, you just seem to act like a troll, and I will therefore treat you as such.
Don’t feel bad if I think the same about you.
so your statement is based in nothing but opinion and ungrounded conviction. You need to learn tolerance and acceptance.
lulz:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1379335
Still, it is fun to bug ‘em, doesn’t matter if they’re right wing, left wing, or the talons, trolling the trolls is always fun, with that in mind, Yikes (the person), I think the answer to all of our problems is to buy more umbrellas.
Which raises the question, right wing of WHAT?
Lemme know when he decides to re-name Air Force One to BMF-1 XD
Nah, that’s strange, I think he should name it BLT-1, just to let everyone know that he is skilled in the art of non sequiters (provided I spelled that right.)
This is really annoying, Why can’t people make fun of both parties, It’s like carlos mencia does all the democrat jokes on this site.
you misspelled “dumb”……
here to help.
He’s a terrorist and our country will be attacked within one year of him getting presidency. Don’t you people do your research anymore?
They should recaption this: Are you fucking kidding me?
Idiots – all of you who think Obama or McCain is the right guy for the job. They are both freaking LOSERS. Liars and losers. Yeah, Obama is going to be a great president. Uh-huh.
I smell a Paulbot…
finally, a black ass, muslim, baby killin’, terrorist lovin’, won’t even say the effing PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE president
to be fair he has not killed any babies… that we know of
Haha! But he is in support of doing so….
After reading all these comments the only conclusion I can come to is that being a Democrat/Liberal must be hereditary cause there is no logical explanation for it.
Obama is significantly furthering the damage to the domestic and global economy. He is failing this country. It is surprising that the majority of American citizens still rally, so strongly, behind this man and his wreckless economic policies.
finally, someone like this who is BAD AS PRESIDENT.
You suck.
Rando.. Don’t encourage it.
Sorry. I’m bored.