Comments on: Barack. STOP it.

By: herooo

herooo — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:58:20 +0000

George Bush is has divine.

By: trusts

trusts — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:39:45 +0000

this guy is trouble…

By: Asd

Asd — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:30:56 +0000

all your statement says to me is “OMG LOOK MUMMA I FOUND THE CAPS BUTTON”

By: Cthulhu's emmisary

Cthulhu's emmisary — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:53:25 +0000

Cthulhu is NOTHING Like W. When He awakens, all but his followers will have a long and torturous death. With W, it’s just “Enemy “Combatants”. And they don’t die.

By: Supah

Supah — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:33:39 +0000

“Who do you like best? Who do you like best?!”

I thought this election was the devil vs. jesus

By: Supah

Supah — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:32:35 +0000

Why? If that was said about Bush you’d cheer.

Tell me again how you’ll defend the free speech of those you hate.

By: Supah

Supah — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:31:14 +0000

Something about 50,000 dead or dying respiratory failure 9/11 first responders. “You’re doing a heck of a job Brownie” <– GWB at Katrina

By: Nicole

Nicole — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:31:21 +0000

Wow how smug is he?

By: SARAHMAX

SARAHMAX — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:21:05 +0000

YEAH,,,,I AGREE, I DONT NECESSARILY THINK PEOPLE THO’T BUSH WAS INSPIRED…BUT WHO KNOWS FOR SURE?? MAYBE SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE IN THE MID-EAST DURING CLINTON’S REGIME, MIGHT. CUZ WE KNOW WHAT LED UP TO INFAMOUS 9/11. THOSE WHO LIVED UNDER SADAAM H. MIGHT THINK SO TOO….. IF YOU KNOW ANY OF THE REFUGEES FROM THAT TIME, WHO LIVED HERE FOR SEVERAL YEARS? YA MIGHT WANNA ASK SOME. SERIOUSLY.

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:24:18 +0000

No, Obama has a reason to be scared- Hillary’s mad at him ! Maybe he’ll be another Vince Foster, or one of the many people around the Clintons who mysteriously died. That’s the real reason why he doesn’t want her as VP– His life expectancy would be in days!!!!
(Lee Harvey Oswald-Liberal Communist, NOT a conservative or Republican))

By: markmier

markmier — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:32:21 +0000

I’m not sure which country you’re talking about here. Longest period of “economical” growth? Evidence, please? Prosperity? Are you smoking crack? No terrorist attacks, you might want to talk to England, Spain, Iraq (and also learn some statistics)…

By: Chewybunny

Chewybunny — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:14:01 +0000

the longest period of economical growth, prosperity, no terrorist attacks post 9/11,
instigating massive push towards democracy in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Lybia, and Iraq, not to mention bring a nation into a state of prosperity that events like 9/11 are easily replaced and forgotten, with worries about what article of clothing what celebrity wears.
Yeah. Political talk. Makes you cool, buddy.

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:16:01 +0000

Ha hahahahah! and Apple pie to boot. Nice one, Kevin.

By: Kevin T.

Kevin T. — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:40:20 +0000

Nope, that’s a halo. Plus his shit smells like roses, lemon drops, and freshly baked bread.

By: Bored

Bored — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:37:59 +0000

Bush.

Palpatine doesn’t have his head up his ass.

By: Jet

Jet — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:25:54 +0000

It is the HALO OF DEMOCRACY.

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:55:02 +0000

I would apologize if I had personally attacked you, which I have not. I have chosen not to put my feelings for you into words. Luckily, I do not have to. You are hanging yourself. Ever wonder why you are a lowly grunt? No one else does.

By: ema

ema — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:28:16 +0000

Cant think of a response? Easy! Just call people names!

By: ema

ema — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:06:29 +0000

You know, you people should stop talking about this, no one is going to get shot. First, I don’t think anyone is that threatened by Obama because he isnt ahead and he isn’t going to win, second it’s an attempt to squelch any kind of critism, “Oh be careful, someone might shoot him if you say that”. Please, we can’t live that way. If anyone would be attacked I would think it would be McCain anyway.

By: ema

ema — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:02:01 +0000

Have you heard? He can make hurricanes!!

By: Kroenen

Kroenen — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:50:06 +0000

I have a bumper sticker for “Palpatine for president” but who’s worse, Palpatine or Bush?

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:37:06 +0000

Racists will be racists, and I’d be OVERWHELMINGLY surprised if some @$$h0l3$ in Idaho, Eastern Oregon or Alabama haven’t already devised a plan… That said, the only way something happens to Barack is if it’s an inside job, where someone in the Treasury Department is complicit in the scheme.

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:32:28 +0000

Are you sure you shouldn’t rename yourself to “Stupid Pundit”? Or “Mouth-piecey Shill Pundit”?

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:30:54 +0000

Ever hear of Mike Relm? Look him up….

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:29:59 +0000

I have that bumper sticker somewhere…

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:28:34 +0000

No, that’d be the drug use acting up….

By: Dread Poet Jethro

Dread Poet Jethro — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:31:01 +0000

Roles not too different…
Or did you mean to write “two”?
Literacy Now!

Also, the word is
Shepherd, rather than “Shephard”
(Ooh, a spelling flame)

By: IPG

IPG — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:11:15 +0000

Read his other comments. He IS a wanker – a big one – because he does judge people quite blatantly. Although his homo erotic prose is quite nice and makes one think of a certain Mr. Garrison.
And BTW your first sentence contains a BIG assumption.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:08:59 +0000

I’m sorry, I was talking to Steve.

Since he has decided to take the moral high road, I wonder why he doesn’t go whole hog and rescind the “joke” above.

I think making light of assassination is despicable. You don’t like my opinion, fine.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:47:22 +0000

Well..it kinda looks like he’s trying to fart.

By: lolbama

lolbama — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:03:23 +0000

“I can haz present?”

By: lolbama

lolbama — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:02:20 +0000

Imagine all the “quality” candidates we will have for the next few decades if Obama proves that you can win by reading off of a teleprompter and not creating a voting record.

By: TG

TG — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:27:52 +0000

Blah Blah Blah. McCain wins in November. This will be a very close race and the libs will whine for another 4 years. Boo Hoo!

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:18:51 +0000

It’s all run by corrupt lobbyists like Obama’s bagman Tony Rezko.

By: Herr Kub

Herr Kub — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:12:30 +0000

Yes, those are too different roles, but the same principle. You created a child and should live up to your responsibilities as a father. You ran for election and should live up to your responsibilities as a US Senator. It is about being a responsible, present person in your life’s roles.

Thanks for calling me an Apple by the way. Steve Jobs is my Shephard, I shall always want.

By: Herr Kub

Herr Kub — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:09:25 +0000

I was unaware you had a direct line to God. Cause seriously… who the hell are you to judge who is despicable or not? Go pick the beam out of your eye, before you go judging people based on flawed human judgment.

I agree that any attempt on Obama or McCain’s life would be a horrible thing. But trying to shame people based on your set of values is exactly the kind of bullshit, I believe Obama says he is trying to fix.

By: Jane

Jane — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:06:17 +0000

I never thought I’d say this but… Well said ema.

By: Herr Kub

Herr Kub — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:05:43 +0000

We can hope all we want. However, we have seen how much people have lost respect for the office during the Bush years. I doubt it would be any different under Obama’s misadventures.

By: Xornin

Xornin — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:58:55 +0000

I know several people who have been saying that the entire time.

Cthulhu for President!

By: Ozzie Mandius

Ozzie Mandius — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:37:19 +0000

LOL!!! I would never have thought to juxtapose GWB and Cthulu.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:36:35 +0000

This is my favorite comment ever.

By: BrighidG

BrighidG — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:43:43 +0000

As someone from Illinois, it doesn’t suck because they’re both fantastic senators and very popular here.

So talk your false concern somewhere else.

By: BrighidG

BrighidG — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:42:44 +0000

Aw. Another one who doesn’t understand how the Illinois Legislature works but still runs their mouth.

Precious.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:26:35 +0000

I am sorry I am a whiny bitch but you are still despicable.

WIll YOU apologize, Mr. Cojones?

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:15:27 +0000

Wow… he should stop talking about absent fathers and start living an example by not being an absent Senator.

Hi, nice to meet you apple, I’m orange.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:51:40 +0000

Come on people, lighten up. This is a play on the same joke Eddie Murphy did in “Delerious” (sp?) that was directed at Jesse Jackson. It is a joke. This is a humor site. Laugh. I agree, that any kind of attempt on Mr. Obama’s life would be horrible and I would not wish that on anyone. However, I have to imagine that the thought runs through his head each time he takes the stage. If history has taught us anything, it is that no one can be protected all the time. Hopefully this is the last time I will have to be serious on this site.

Lowly grunt, you do not know me and do not know what kind of human being I am. From the majority of your posts, I can assume you are a whiny bitch, but I will refrain from the generalization. Feel free to apologize if you have balls. But I doubt it.

By: ema

ema — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:31:52 +0000

Lets not go there at all. Any public figure is subject to all kinds of dangers in this country and in others. They are all brave for putting themselves out there… Lets hope we live in a country where we all respect the office of the presidency no matter who is in there.

By: ema

ema — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:27:26 +0000

Yea, but then he would take off backwards… It wouldn’t look as good.

By: markmier

markmier — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:47:51 +0000

May I be eaten first!

Ramen.

By: Herr Kub

Herr Kub — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:45:38 +0000

Douchebag. You forgot the “e”.

I do agree, though. It is the 2004 election again. Douchebag vs. Terd Sammich!