Barack. STOP it.
Barack. STOP it. For the last time, it’s not a halo.
(Barack Obama)
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But…but…if my president is not divinely inspired how can I be expected to believe in him?
Tell me, did you believe in George Bush this way? Because I don’t think anyone I know would describe Bush as “divinely inspired.”
Does Bush speaking in tongues count as divinely inspired?
No, that’d be the drug use acting up….
Depends, some would describe Cthulu as a “god”…
That explains it.
The religious right, are all followers of Cthulu. Now everything they’ve done makes sense.
LOL!!! I would never have thought to juxtapose GWB and Cthulu.
Cthulhu is NOTHING Like W. When He awakens, all but his followers will have a long and torturous death. With W, it’s just “Enemy “Combatants”. And they don’t die.
YEAH,,,,I AGREE, I DONT NECESSARILY THINK PEOPLE THO’T BUSH WAS INSPIRED…BUT WHO KNOWS FOR SURE?? MAYBE SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE IN THE MID-EAST DURING CLINTON’S REGIME, MIGHT. CUZ WE KNOW WHAT LED UP TO INFAMOUS 9/11. THOSE WHO LIVED UNDER SADAAM H. MIGHT THINK SO TOO….. IF YOU KNOW ANY OF THE REFUGEES FROM THAT TIME, WHO LIVED HERE FOR SEVERAL YEARS? YA MIGHT WANNA ASK SOME. SERIOUSLY.
all your statement says to me is “OMG LOOK MUMMA I FOUND THE CAPS BUTTON”
George Bush is has divine.
Hee-hee-hee! Just once I would like to hear a politician say she/he makes up her/his own mind without any supernatual/magical help. .
On the other hand, I would for once like to see a candidate who claims to be ONLY divinely inspired. But that deity would be… CTHULHU! Wooo! (Makes tentacle-face noises).
So, the Pledge of Allegiance would be changed to “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgahnagl ftaghn”?
That would be fine with me. ^_^
But, why vote for the middle man? Why not just vote Cthulhu in as president in the first place? After all, there’s no sense in voting for the lesser evil >:3
I know several people who have been saying that the entire time.
Cthulhu for President!
I have that bumper sticker somewhere…
I have a bumper sticker for “Palpatine for president” but who’s worse, Palpatine or Bush?
Bush.
Palpatine doesn’t have his head up his ass.
Know Nyarlothep, no peace. No Nyarlothep, know peace!
May I be eaten first!
Ramen.
Oh come on leave him alone. He is just waiting for a good strong gust of wind.
Then he should open his mouth. Let the hot air escape.
Yea, but then he would take off backwards… It wouldn’t look as good.
He can has godly powers! @_@
The only power our current Pres has is to lie, profusely.
Have you heard? He can make hurricanes!!
the longest period of economical growth, prosperity, no terrorist attacks post 9/11,
instigating massive push towards democracy in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Lybia, and Iraq, not to mention bring a nation into a state of prosperity that events like 9/11 are easily replaced and forgotten, with worries about what article of clothing what celebrity wears.
Yeah. Political talk. Makes you cool, buddy.
I’m not sure which country you’re talking about here. Longest period of “economical” growth? Evidence, please? Prosperity? Are you smoking crack? No terrorist attacks, you might want to talk to England, Spain, Iraq (and also learn some statistics)…
Something about 50,000 dead or dying respiratory failure 9/11 first responders. “You’re doing a heck of a job Brownie” <– GWB at Katrina
Tonight, I’m gonna be showin’em my “O” face.
Ever hear of Mike Relm? Look him up….
I vote….. wait for it….. PRESENT!!
Wow… he should stop talking about absent fathers and start living an example by not being an absent Senator. The people of Illinois have only one Senator working for them and their concerns. Sucks to be them, huh? At least, Hillary made an attempt to keep up with her REAL job while she campaigned. More so than this douche…
As someone from Illinois, it doesn’t suck because they’re both fantastic senators and very popular here.
So talk your false concern somewhere else.
Aw. Another one who doesn’t understand how the Illinois Legislature works but still runs their mouth.
Precious.
It’s all run by corrupt lobbyists like Obama’s bagman Tony Rezko.
Are you sure you shouldn’t rename yourself to “Stupid Pundit”? Or “Mouth-piecey Shill Pundit”?
Cant think of a response? Easy! Just call people names!
“I can haz present?”
It is not a halo, it’s an AFRO! (dyed of course).
Alternate caption…”I know there is a shooter out there somewhere….”
You are a despicable human being.
But a practical one. I will be shocked if there is no attempt before November and/or January depending on who he chooses as VP. People need to wake up and realize that this could end VERY badly and VERY bloody. There is always that risk with a “movement” candidacy. Let us not forget Benazir Bhutto and other “movement” leaders. They have big red targets painted on them at all times.
Lets not go there at all. Any public figure is subject to all kinds of dangers in this country and in others. They are all brave for putting themselves out there… Lets hope we live in a country where we all respect the office of the presidency no matter who is in there.
We can hope all we want. However, we have seen how much people have lost respect for the office during the Bush years. I doubt it would be any different under Obama’s misadventures.
I never thought I’d say this but… Well said ema.
Racists will be racists, and I’d be OVERWHELMINGLY surprised if some @$$h0l3$ in Idaho, Eastern Oregon or Alabama haven’t already devised a plan… That said, the only way something happens to Barack is if it’s an inside job, where someone in the Treasury Department is complicit in the scheme.
You know, you people should stop talking about this, no one is going to get shot. First, I don’t think anyone is that threatened by Obama because he isnt ahead and he isn’t going to win, second it’s an attempt to squelch any kind of critism, “Oh be careful, someone might shoot him if you say that”. Please, we can’t live that way. If anyone would be attacked I would think it would be McCain anyway.
No, Obama has a reason to be scared- Hillary’s mad at him ! Maybe he’ll be another Vince Foster, or one of the many people around the Clintons who mysteriously died. That’s the real reason why he doesn’t want her as VP– His life expectancy would be in days!!!!
(Lee Harvey Oswald-Liberal Communist, NOT a conservative or Republican))
Why? If that was said about Bush you’d cheer.
Tell me again how you’ll defend the free speech of those you hate.
What a douchbag!
What a Duochbag !
Douchebag. You forgot the “e”.
I do agree, though. It is the 2004 election again. Douchebag vs. Terd Sammich!
“Who do you like best? Who do you like best?!”
I thought this election was the devil vs. jesus
Come on people, lighten up. This is a play on the same joke Eddie Murphy did in “Delerious” (sp?) that was directed at Jesse Jackson. It is a joke. This is a humor site. Laugh. I agree, that any kind of attempt on Mr. Obama’s life would be horrible and I would not wish that on anyone. However, I have to imagine that the thought runs through his head each time he takes the stage. If history has taught us anything, it is that no one can be protected all the time. Hopefully this is the last time I will have to be serious on this site.
Lowly grunt, you do not know me and do not know what kind of human being I am. From the majority of your posts, I can assume you are a whiny bitch, but I will refrain from the generalization. Feel free to apologize if you have balls. But I doubt it.
I am sorry I am a whiny bitch but you are still despicable.
WIll YOU apologize, Mr. Cojones?
I was unaware you had a direct line to God. Cause seriously… who the hell are you to judge who is despicable or not? Go pick the beam out of your eye, before you go judging people based on flawed human judgment.
I agree that any attempt on Obama or McCain’s life would be a horrible thing. But trying to shame people based on your set of values is exactly the kind of bullshit, I believe Obama says he is trying to fix.
I’m sorry, I was talking to Steve.
Since he has decided to take the moral high road, I wonder why he doesn’t go whole hog and rescind the “joke” above.
I think making light of assassination is despicable. You don’t like my opinion, fine.
Read his other comments. He IS a wanker – a big one – because he does judge people quite blatantly. Although his homo erotic prose is quite nice and makes one think of a certain Mr. Garrison.
And BTW your first sentence contains a BIG assumption.
I would apologize if I had personally attacked you, which I have not. I have chosen not to put my feelings for you into words. Luckily, I do not have to. You are hanging yourself. Ever wonder why you are a lowly grunt? No one else does.
Wow… he should stop talking about absent fathers and start living an example by not being an absent Senator.
Hi, nice to meet you apple, I’m orange.
This is my favorite comment ever.
Yes, those are too different roles, but the same principle. You created a child and should live up to your responsibilities as a father. You ran for election and should live up to your responsibilities as a US Senator. It is about being a responsible, present person in your life’s roles.
Thanks for calling me an Apple by the way. Steve Jobs is my Shephard, I shall always want.
Roles not too different…
Or did you mean to write “two”?
Literacy Now!
Also, the word is
Shepherd, rather than “Shephard”
(Ooh, a spelling flame)
Imagine all the “quality” candidates we will have for the next few decades if Obama proves that you can win by reading off of a teleprompter and not creating a voting record.
Blah Blah Blah. McCain wins in November. This will be a very close race and the libs will whine for another 4 years. Boo Hoo!
Well..it kinda looks like he’s trying to fart.
It is the HALO OF DEMOCRACY.
Nope, that’s a halo. Plus his shit smells like roses, lemon drops, and freshly baked bread.
Ha hahahahah! and Apple pie to boot. Nice one, Kevin.
Wow how smug is he?
this guy is trouble…