I had nothing against my first wife,
I had nothing against my first wife, I just traded her in for this newer model.
(John & Cindy McCain)
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She’s a MILF though. I’d trade my first wife for her. If I had a wife. Can I even have a wife being female? I mean what does one call the other half in a civil partnership?
Who cares, Cindy McCain for MILFy first lady!
And McCain for President, too!
Not huge on the feminism then?
yeah, cause we know what Republicans REALLY mean by family values…
“I got mine, f*** all y’all!”
IOKIYAR.
♫ Now, I ain’t sayin he’s a gold-digger…♫
LOL.
Hmmmm. She’s looking at him as though she’s thinking of trading HIM in on a newer model. Prolly after he loses BIG time in November. (Or steps aside at the last minute at the convention and gives all his delegates to JEB! Stranger things HAVE happened….)
Hey, remember how it came out that McCain had a black lovechild, along the lines of Jefferson and Sally Hemmings, and that’s gross because McCain is Jefferson’s age, but nevertheless, remember how it sort of magically went away?
I liked it better when all of our political scandals involved sex.
Who really cares if his lovechild was black anyway? Not that it would be, it would be mixed, but nonetheless, if theres going to be scandals, race shouldn’t come into it. Though having been with a black woman might quell those rumours of him being racist. Oh wait, he has a Bangladeshi daughter anyway which should already do that. Not that those rumours should be there anyway.
mixed, black, same thing.
All I can say is she sure looks evil.
I wonder if she makes clothes out of puppies and kittens in her spare time…
Certainly not evil, she is a philanthropist and an amazing business woman.
That’s what they said about Hitl- No wait, I’m confused.
No, she goes to third world countries to work for removal of land mines and undetonated bombs, as those have a tendency to kill and maim third world children. What do you do in your spare time?
Wouldn’t it be nice if we looked at elections a little differently than we look at American Idol?
Yeah, she also has a problem with stealing percocet and vicodin from the charitable organizations she funds with her drug mon… I mean profits from Anheuser Busch.
Nevermind that though, I think she’d make an excellent first lady! (/sarcasm)
Please note this exhibit – posterus liberalis. They are noted for having no sense of moral outrage when one of their own does something stupid and gets caught. Instead, they make excuses for said behavior. But they overcompensate when the offender is politishus republicamus.
Politishus republicamus, on the other hand, is treated as a pariah by its own breed, and is usually expected to resign or make restitution.
Happens on both sides. Some people get outcast from their party and some people cover up for years successfully with help of their party (R:Mark Foley, Libby, Gonzales, etc D: Spitzer, McGreevy, Murtha) Using fake Latin words doesn’t change that, but actually reading multiple sources does. There have been cases on both sides where the party sides with their man until the bitter end. Also, how is treating the First Lady like she’s running for Miss America different for American Idol? It’s great that she works for charitable organizations. It would be better if she didn’t start working for almost all of them in the last 3 years and publicize them heavily. You can check McCain’s own website to double check that one. Also, to preempt you, this also happens on both sides.
Dang, caught me on the fake Latin.
If he loses, i’d almost certainly be willing to wager she ditches him in much the same way he ditched the wife who stuck up for him when he was a POW…karma being what it is and what-not
Barbie and Ken after 40 years in direct sunlight.
Nothing says family values like cheating on your disfigured wife and the mother of your kids, then calling your next the C word!