step 1: ivade Iraq
step 1: invade Iraq step 4: stability step 5: troop withdrawal
(General David Patraeus)
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Alex
A parody of the Underpants Gnome’s business plan as seen on South Park:
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If only this guy hadn’t lost two fingers, we’d be out of iraq by now.
Clever caption. But shouldnt it be:
Step 1: declare war on Iraq
Step 2: invade Iraq
Step 5: Stability and troop withdrawal.
Just from the fingers, i mean. Depends on order of fingers i guess.
A formal declaration of war would give the Presidency FAR more power than Congress wants to give. Nothing short of war with China would result in an actual declaration of war from Congress.
I was probably overthinking it. I thought if you’d make a list, you’d start with the pinky and end with the thumb.
Huh. I just figured he was from Texas. Hook ‘em horns?
Actually, this and the South Park actually parody a REAL presentation that was given on the invasion of Iraq….
Step 1: Invade Iraq
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Profit
Might want to iNvade them, not IVADE them.
Ivade, she was married to Donald Trump, right?
who do i work for?
let me give you a clue!
The Bush Plan:
Step 1.: Invade Iraq.
Step 2.: ???
Step 3.: Democracy!