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  1. princess lol says:

    BUT BUT HE SAID… OHHH… THAT DARN BUSHY

  2. PloCoon says:

    Actually, they found a bunker underground with about 500 WMDs and other weapons. The mainstream media never talked about it because they’d be refuted if they did.

    • lolninja says:

      If the media never talked about it, where did you get that info?

    • ichcal says:

      LOL – Your humor has added greatly to this site PloCoon. Keep the funnies coming!

    • PandaDiana says:

      I’ve heard this before from conservatives, and I think it is absolutely absurd.
      Why would the media refuse to air such a spectacular story? It makes no sense. And since when is the government afraid of “being refuted”?

      • I am Mike says:

        Because the media is pro democrat and do anything to promote anything good from the democrats and bad form the republicans. They also try to keep any wrong doing of democrats under wraps and as well as anything good from republicans.

        • Charlie Foxtrot says:

          Would you like a little cheese with this bad whine?

        • jason says:

          the media is not pro democrat nor pro republican…please think about this everyone…The media is pro corporate nationalist nothing else.
          When it is convenient for the media to be pro-left it is, and when convenient
          to be pro right it is. They are absolute corporate whores and will do anything
          to make more money. Democrats and Republicans really need to stop fighting while the few select businesses run off will all the wealth, power and influence.

        • BEXotic says:

          “The media is pro democrat” Are you freaking kidding me? Do you even watch FOX news?

          • Ed says:

            ONE Network, that’s it! You’d have to be a flaming freaking idiot not to recognize that the media is controlled by the Left. How else could Obama get elected? Liberals are so incredibly shady, ACORN anyone? I guarantee you Obama could make the EXACT same decision as Bush, and the media would be lined up around the corner to blow him (figuratively… and maybe literally if they were prop 8 supporters) and tell us how great a leader he is. Thanks for running our country into the ground…

            • bad fairie says:

              acorn fired the people who created the phony registrations and while you’re all fired up, can tell me of one instance where mickey mouse or donald duck showed up at a poll anywhere to vote? being registered isn’t the same as casting a ballot. however if you want to connect some dots, look for links between diebold and the bushes…..

              • Ed says:

                Since we’re connecting dots, we could always talk about the known terrorists, racists and frauds that Obama considers friends. Antion Rezko, Nadhmi Auchi, Rev. Wright, Al Sharpton… sound familiar? What about Hopefund? We don’t hear about that in the news, instead we get to hear about what dress Michelle Obama is wearing, that’s important. And it’s the principle of the matter concerning the voter fraud… When the Black Panthers show up at the booths to “convince” people to vote for Obama, then we’ve got a serious problem…

    • Silver says:

      If you told me the bunker was situated underground on US Territory, I’d believe you, otherwise you’re just running your mouth to make yourself feeling better about not even TRYING to get the president to pull the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan and stop killing hundreds of thousands of truly innocent Iraqis.
      The mainstream media is still spewing out your lies. The war is still somehow a war, even though it’s technically an internationally illegal invasion and occupation. It’s sad news when a US soldier dies (and it is), but I’ve yet to hear a real sympathetic report on the deaths of the Iraqis (in the mainstream media). The US Army is still being plagued by “insurgents”…
      Don’t ‘actually’ me about the mainstream media until you’ve got real facts to back yourself up.

      “The U.S. military announced in 2004 in Iraq that several crates of the old shells had been uncovered and that they contained a blister agent that was no longer active. Neither the military nor the White House nor the CIA considered the shells to be evidence of what was alleged by the Bush administration to be a current Iraqi program to make chemical, biological and nuclear weapons.

      Last night, intelligence officials reaffirmed that the shells were old and were not the suspected weapons of mass destruction sought in Iraq after the 2003 invasion. ”
      - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/21/AR2006062101837.html

      • Varment says:

        So all those kurds in northern Iraq were wiped out with lollipops?? I was in baghdad for 8 months in 2004 as an embedded trainer for the Iraqi National Guard (at the time, they were all converted to the active army later). Make no mistake there were all kinds of things found and covered up, one in particular that I was there for. I was confused that it was sealed and buried since it was during W’s bud for re-election, would have been only beneficial. The news media is garbage, I watched CNN talking about a “battle” going on only blocks away from where I sat in Baghdad, the video was from marines fighting in Tikrit, and the event happened 2 weeks prior… I only knew it was the same event by the description of the local landmarks ie. former Olympic Training Area.
        “pull the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan and stop killing hundreds of thousands of truly innocent Iraqis.”

        What about the Afghani’s?

        One other thing, WE as soldiers are not killing truely innocent Iraqi’s, we get prosecuted for that!! Most of civilian Iraqi deaths are coming from their own people, they do target their own in order to use fear to motivate people to join their cause.

        I lived and worked with 150-200 Iraqi’s so don’t even make it sound as if US soldiers are just going down the street mowing down whoever gets in their way…

    • Choclet pi says:

      Well since you started that sentence with the word ‘actually’, I think I’ll have to believe you.

  3. Alora says:

    EPIC fail, even.

  4. SweetMotherOfMars says:

    “…two months after the United States invaded Iraq, the Oil for Food Program was terminated, the Iraqi Euro accounts were switched back to dollars, and oil was sold once again only for U.S. dollars. No longer could the world buy oil from Iraq with Euro. Global dollar supremacy was once again restored.
    “Bush descended victoriously from a fighter jet and declared the mission accomplished—he had successfully defended the U.S. dollar, and thus the American Empire.”
    http://www.energybulletin.net/12125.html

  5. Phi says:

    Mission: Destroy America as much as possible while president.
    Status: Accomplished.

  6. Sponge says:

    Mission : Help USA Achieve greater global respect

    Status : EPIC Fail

    (coming from a Englishman, another nation that’s involved in this stupid ‘war on terror’ that should be long over by now)

    • Mike says:

      Yeah and darn that stupid WWII that the English couldn’t pull off on their own. The Brit’s roll in Afghanistan and Iraq are so minimal they’re pointless.

    • kia says:

      its messed up cause now most of the world hates america.

      and sponge, it should say SUPER EPIC FAIL!

      • Ed says:

        Or what about “SUPER DUPER ULTRA EPIC FAIL TIMES INFINITY”, since we’re freakin’ six years old over here. Seriously though, good post… It really enhanced the conversation.

      • Varment says:

        Where the hell you been? The rest of the world has always hated America… for one reason or another, there will always be haters….

    • ... says:

      your right this war on killing the people resposible for thousands of deaths is stupid. and you being an englishman made me believe you

  7. Ismene says:

    The mission WAS accomplished! The mission was to hang a giant banner that said “Mission Accomplished” on an aircraft carrier. *claps hands*

  8. Mike says:

    Mission acomplished, for the first carrier that served it’s tour of duty in Afghanistan.

    The only people who can bitch about war are those of us who’ve ACTUALLY been in war. People who sit on their couches safely at home watching it on tv have no room to talk.

    WMD’s were found and disposed of all of the time into 2005 and the reason the media doesn’t speak of it is cause, well, it all went on in areas where the media isn’t. Usually where special forces units are and believe me, they’d never let any media outlet near them. A lot more is going on then some of you know-it-alls could ever imagine. So continue getting your info from all the news networks since they know everything.

    • Carol says:

      LOL!

      And please tell us – what color is the sky in your world?

      • Ed says:

        Don’t you just love when Lib’s try to disguise their ignorance with “witty” retorts with no substance? Mike, I’m with you man. I’ve been to Afghanistan and Iraq a total of five times and spent nearly two years of my life over there and I’m damn proud of it. It pisses me off when people like this attempt to cheapen it with snide, ignorant comments. Carol, kia and Phi get in line behind Jane Fonda… We’ll keep fighting so that you can spew silly crap all over the place and bitch about the only country that recognizes the God given freedoms you take for granted on a daily basis.

    • amy says:

      Mike, I just want to say thank you for serving out country. My boyfriend was overseas as well, and I have the utmost respect for all our soldiers, regardless of my feelings on the war.

      • Mike says:

        First of all, that story is most likely fake ur just talking out of ur ass.. Secondly.. even if they DID find weapons… So what?? People have to defend themselves and im sure the united states has WMDs so if some1 is bombing ur house.. wouldnt u retaliate? and if pl were bombing u and shooting ur neighbors and coming in your towns to shoot people they dont like.. wouldnt you keep afew weapons around to protect yourself ? fucking doesnt make sense… your government protects you from those things but if a government cant then you would be doing the same thing..

        • Ed says:

          OMG! you cannot be serious! I’ve just read the most ignorant post ever… Somebody really just tried to justify terrorists owning weapons. Thanks for destroying our country… dipshit

          • You FAIL. says:

            Oh, so its all right when we have weapons and destroy innocent lives ON A DAILY BASIS but when they do, they have to die? Hypocrite. And when does justifying some ones attempts at a sense of security destroy ones country? Oh right, your conservatist. Anything that might change your view of things is evil and ignorant.

      • ... says:

        i agree with amy. i would like to tell you and ed thank you. you stand up for our country even though its being over run by socialist. thank you all so much.

  9. KEWLDOOD says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…. MY ROFL COPTER GOES SHWA SHWA SHWA!

  10. Josh says:

    holy crap the terrorists attacked us first! and the WMD story is true you idiots! i guess all you democrats don’t care about what happened on 911. you should be labeled for treason.



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