Oh my, I feel all sparkley now.

It would have been funnier if I had used “whut” instead of “what.” Oh well. Hindsight, as they say, makes your butt look really big.

And stop staring down my cleavage.

Hahahaha! *Aneurysm*

Nice Melons, this is hilarious. Congrats.

omg! so true. LOL

Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!

“Being a president has never been so easy, joust point the army and shoot.”
Simpsons

I think its from the george bush and condoleeza rice who’s on first pun

George: Get me the new president of china

Rice: Hu?

George I just told you, the president of China

Rice: you mean Hu…

George: noooo…

and it continues and ends in a coffee Kaffi pun