Comments on: Chuck Norris fact #214:

By: DJ

DJ — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:00:13 +0000

This is dumb

By: someguy

someguy — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:28:34 +0000

Now we can cure cancer.

By: Dr LOL

Dr LOL — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:16:14 +0000

Amen to that fellow Norrite. Ol’ Chuck is so tough, brokeback mountain is the pile of dead ninjas on his lawn. It took 200 makeup artists tomake it appear like he was killed in Walker Texas Ranger. If Jesus, Mr. T, Chuck Norris and the fonz all got together and ate lunch, the restearaunt would collapse because that much pure awesomeness cannot, by the laws of phisics, be contained under a single building. ALL HAIL THE LORD OF THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!!!

By: me

me — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:02:07 +0000

this is wrong on so many levels

By: Pali Q

Pali Q — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 07:30:35 +0000

Amen to that.

Though I do like the whole thing put together…

Obama took Chuck’s hat and made him cry, thus curing cancer.

xD (Y’know, the Chuck tears curin cancer..yeah, you get it. xD)

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:06:26 +0000

Fact #215: Then Obama woke up from that dream only to find Chuck sitting next to his bed in the White House smiling at the stack of dead secret service agents. All with shoeprints on their faces.

By: Itachi117

Itachi117 — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:29:29 +0000

…and thus cured cancer.

By: a person

a person — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:19:01 +0000

Check out the link in my name for more.

By: jeremy Metts

jeremy Metts — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:22:54 +0000

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

By: Jan

Jan — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:06:01 +0000

Don’t much care for hicks, but men look kinda sexy in cowboy hats.

By: Kamitani

Kamitani — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:49:39 +0000

none may steal from chuck and get away, you don’t know, but there is a time bomb under that hat, complements of chuck

By: Sandra

Sandra — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:29:39 +0000

lol! 5 stars to anything that goes against the chucknorrisisgod bandwagon.

By: Picardkid

Picardkid — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:46:01 +0000

Exhibit A: Mike Huckabee

I was really rooting for Mike.

By: quistofur

quistofur — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:21:37 +0000

Yeah bash Chuck Norris, great idea joe stalin. Enjoy you death.

Do do realize that even if he chooses to “miss” your head, the rushing of air behind his roundhouse kick would be enough to cause a time rift and remove your body from this dimension.

By: boink

boink — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:27:06 +0000

and besides chuck norris never cries, but if he did they could cure cancer.

By: boink

boink — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:26:25 +0000

chuck norris internet joke fail.

By: always questioning

always questioning — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:10:52 +0000

Check out the picture, closely. If it wasn’t for his ears, the hat would fall, and cover most of his face….. Whoever he ripped off the hat from, must be rather amused.

By: Littlemiss

Littlemiss — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:25:15 +0000

Tell Chuck Norris that. Please.

By: Proctor

Proctor — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:58:35 +0000

Only chucknorris can make chuck norris cry. if that happens the universe will end!

By: Tadracket

Tadracket — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:35:03 +0000

Chuck Norris has only cried once in his life. And although a newborn infant, he kicked the doctors ass that made him cry.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:55:08 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t cry.. His tears however kill cancer

By: bob

bob — Thu, 22 May 2008 23:14:24 +0000

chuck norris……politics……..NOT a good mix.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Tue, 20 May 2008 07:26:39 +0000

I don’t know why, but the first two comments together made me laugh so hard that tears came to my eyes.

By: Leah

Leah — Sun, 18 May 2008 17:57:10 +0000

I think he meant kicked Obama’s head down Hillary’s throat. Which is totally possible

By: Fat boy

Fat boy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:58:17 +0000

I know Chuck is a bad, bad man. But how does one kick their own head down someone else’s throat? Was this on a Walker Blooper Reel?

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:32:14 +0000

and then chuck kicked his head down hillary’s throat