Chuck Norris fact #214:
Obama took Chuck’s hat and made him cry.
(Barack Obama)
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and then chuck kicked his head down hillary’s throat
I know Chuck is a bad, bad man. But how does one kick their own head down someone else’s throat? Was this on a Walker Blooper Reel?
I think he meant kicked Obama’s head down Hillary’s throat. Which is totally possible
I don’t know why, but the first two comments together made me laugh so hard that tears came to my eyes.
chuck norris……politics……..NOT a good mix.
Tell Chuck Norris that. Please.
Exhibit A: Mike Huckabee
I was really rooting for Mike.
Chuck Norris doesn’t cry.. His tears however kill cancer
Chuck Norris has only cried once in his life. And although a newborn infant, he kicked the doctors ass that made him cry.
Only chucknorris can make chuck norris cry. if that happens the universe will end!
Check out the picture, closely. If it wasn’t for his ears, the hat would fall, and cover most of his face….. Whoever he ripped off the hat from, must be rather amused.
chuck norris internet joke fail.
and besides chuck norris never cries, but if he did they could cure cancer.
Yeah bash Chuck Norris, great idea joe stalin. Enjoy you death.
Do do realize that even if he chooses to “miss” your head, the rushing of air behind his roundhouse kick would be enough to cause a time rift and remove your body from this dimension.
Amen to that fellow Norrite. Ol’ Chuck is so tough, brokeback mountain is the pile of dead ninjas on his lawn. It took 200 makeup artists tomake it appear like he was killed in Walker Texas Ranger. If Jesus, Mr. T, Chuck Norris and the fonz all got together and ate lunch, the restearaunt would collapse because that much pure awesomeness cannot, by the laws of phisics, be contained under a single building. ALL HAIL THE LORD OF THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!!!
lol! 5 stars to anything that goes against the chucknorrisisgod bandwagon.
Amen to that.
Though I do like the whole thing put together…
Obama took Chuck’s hat and made him cry, thus curing cancer.
xD (Y’know, the Chuck tears curin cancer..yeah, you get it. xD)
none may steal from chuck and get away, you don’t know, but there is a time bomb under that hat, complements of chuck
Don’t much care for hicks, but men look kinda sexy in cowboy hats.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Check out the link in my name for more.
…and thus cured cancer.
Fact #215: Then Obama woke up from that dream only to find Chuck sitting next to his bed in the White House smiling at the stack of dead secret service agents. All with shoeprints on their faces.
this is wrong on so many levels
Now we can cure cancer.